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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Pan Goatboy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johan Nickson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Goatboy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Bill Hicks - Goat boy. Nickson comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Flybanger - Cavalry kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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190 lbs
17 - 7 - 0 |
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190 cm
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190 lbs
18 - 23 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pan Goatboy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johan Nickson!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goatboy throws a head kick but Nickson moves out of range.
Goatboy connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nickson misses with a few strikes there.
Nickson gets a clinch.
Nickson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Nickson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Nickson tries to throw a body punch but Goatboy avoids it by throwing Nickson back against the cage.
Nickson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Nickson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nickson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Goatboy has him pressed against the cage.
Nickson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Goatboy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A frustrated look appears on Nickson's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nickson.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nickson misses with a punch to the body.
Nickson can't find room to land a body shot as Goatboy controls the action.
Nickson misses with a body punch.
Goatboy misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Goatboy.
Goatboy blocks a body shot from Nickson.
Goatboy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Goatboy has a couple of punches blocked by Nickson.
Goatboy misses with a body punch.
A short right from Goatboy.
Nickson struggles to land a body shot inside as Goatboy controls his hands.
Nickson blocks an uppercut.
Nickson tries to throw a body punch but Goatboy avoids it by throwing Nickson back against the cage.
Nickson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Goatboy lands a body punch in the clinch.
Goatboy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Goatboy lands a body shot.
Goatboy swings wildly with an uppercut but Nickson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nickson wants to break free but Goatboy has control.
Goatboy pushes Nickson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nickson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A low kick from Nickson misses
and Goatboy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nickson tries to bum rush Goatboy with a series of wild strikes but Goatboy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Nickson darts in trying to clinch
and Goatboy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nickson swinging wildly here.
An attempted straight right counter from Goatboy misses the target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Goatboy throws a good cross that connects.
Nickson is looking to clinch.
Nickson needs to keep his hands up - Goatboy had a free shot at his head there.
Nickson takes one to the chin there.
Goatboy tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Goatboy - that will leave a mark!
Goatboy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nickson takes a swing at Goatboy's ribcage but misses.
Goatboy misses the jab.
Goatboy scores with a sloppy right hand. Nickson should have avoided that one.
Nickson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Goatboy circles away quickly and effectively.
Goatboy connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Goatboy slips a jab and a cross from Nickson.
Goatboy appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Nickson fails to land with a series of punches.
Nickson doesn't manage to clinch there - Goatboy circles away.
Nickson darts in and clinches Goatboy up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goatboy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Nickson backwards.
Goatboy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nickson tries to break free but Goatboy pushes him back against the cage.
A short right from Goatboy.
Goatboy lands a nice uppercut.
Goatboy content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Goatboy lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Nickson or not.
Nickson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Goatboy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Goatboy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nickson's elbow.
Goatboy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nickson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Goatboy tries to keep at a distance but Nickson has taken the fight into the clinch.
Nickson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Goatboy's elbow.
Nickson lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Goatboy throws a head punch that misses.
Nickson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Goatboy's elbow.
Nickson pushes Goatboy back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nickson wants to get back to striking at distance but Goatboy won't allow it.
Goatboy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short uppercut from Goatboy.
Nickson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nickson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Goatboy feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Nickson wants to clinch
letting Goatboy counter with a right hand.
Nickson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Johan Nickson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Goatboy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Nickson thows a leg kick but Goatboy checks it
and Goatboy counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Nickson thinking.
Nickson has managed to clinch.
Nickson misses with a punch to the body.
Nickson misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nickson tries to throw a body punch but Goatboy avoids it by throwing Nickson back against the cage.
A short uppercut from Goatboy.
Nickson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nickson clinches.
Nickson breaks from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pan Goatboy dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Nickson throws a hook but Goatboy avoids it easily.
Goatboy slips a jab and a cross from Nickson.
Goatboy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nickson is looking to score with low kicks.
Goatboy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Goatboy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Nickson can do to turn this around?
Nickson gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Nickson scores with a jab to the jaw.
Nickson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Pan Goatboy is winning the standup battle so far.
Nickson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Goatboy swats away the attempt to clinch by Nickson.
Nickson takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nickson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Johan Nickson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nickson tries to work over Goatboy's front leg with a kick but Goatboy checks it.
Nickson lands the left hand.
Goatboy lunges at Nickson with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Nickson's hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Goatboy fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Goatboy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Donk. Goatboy catches Nickson right on the button with a cross.
Nickson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Goatboy.
Nickson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
An attempted straight right counter from Goatboy misses the target.
Nickson throws a leg kick but Goatboy sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Nickson misses with a series of wild punches.
A swing and a miss from Goatboy.
Nickson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nickson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Goatboy feints and then cracks Nickson's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Nickson down.
Nickson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nickson misses with a two punch combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Goatboy pivots, looking for a leg kick but Nickson is out of range and Goatboy settles back down.
A lazy left from Goatboy finds it's target.
Nickson moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Goatboy lands a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A left lands for Goatboy.
Goatboy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A low kick from Nickson is predictable there
and Goatboy counters with a straight right hand.
The fighters circling - Nickson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Goatboy throwing a counter right hand but Nickson manages to avoid it.
Goatboy feints and then cracks Nickson's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Nickson down.
Nickson throws a lazy uppercut
letting Goatboy counter with a right hand.
Nickson wants to clinch
and Goatboy counters with a straight right hand.
Goatboy gets tackled into the cage by Nickson. Nickson maintains the clinch.
Nickson takes a shot to the head.
Nickson misses with a punch to the body.
Goatboy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Nickson's efforts to push away.
Goatboy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Goatboy has a couple of punches blocked by Nickson.
Goatboy scores with a nice hook to the head.
Nickson blocking some punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Goatboy.
Nickson tries to break free but Goatboy pushes him back against the cage.
Nice body punch from Goatboy.
Nickson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Nickson wants to break free but Goatboy has control.
Nickson misses with a body punch.
A short left from Goatboy.
Goatboy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Nickson backwards.
Goatboy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Goatboy content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Goatboy blocks a body shot from Nickson.
Nickson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Goatboy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Nicksons head.
Goatboy tries to work over Nickson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nickson misses with a punch to the body.
Goatboy digs a right hand into Nickson's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Nickson's gas tank.
Goatboy keeps control of Nickson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Goatboy lands a hook that snaps the head of Nickson backwards.
Goatboy throws a head punch that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nickson.
Goatboy prevents Nickson from breaking the clinch.
Goatboy lands with a short shot to the head.
Nickson is rocked!
Goatboy keeps control of Nickson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Nickson is still on wobbly legs! Can Goatboy finish him?
Goatboy throws a head punch that misses.
Goatboy scores with a nice hook to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nickson is trying to break the clinch but Goatboy has him pressed against the cage.
Nickson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Nickson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Goatboy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Goatboy creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Nickson with a big uppercut! Nickson tries to clinch up but Goatboy pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Nickson to the mat! Nickson covers up and Goatboy unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Pan Goatboy!
Post fight, Pan Goatboy took to the microphone: 'Goatboy is here to please you!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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