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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Blake Edwards (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Edwards is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Like a surgeon. Blake Edwards has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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245 lbs
14 - 8 - 0 |
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237 lbs
36 - 13 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
36 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Blake Edwards!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, James Glass and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Edwards buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Edwards throws a wild body kick that Doofenshmirtz sees coming a mile off.
Doofenshmirtz gets a takedown into half guard.
Edwards keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Doofenshmirtz is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Doofenshmirtz thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Edwards's head.
Doofenshmirtz is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a strike but Edwards avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Edwards is trying to control the position but Doofenshmirtz postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throws a big elbow that misses.
Doofenshmirtz with a flurry of punches that miss.
Edwards keeping moving, preventing Doofenshmirtz from controlling successfully.
Doofenshmirtz postures up in Edwards's guard and throws a big left but Edwards blocks it.
Doofenshmirtz trying to control but Edwards is working from the bottom.
Doofenshmirtz stops Edwards from standing up.
Doofenshmirtz is in close to Edwards's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Edwards keeping full guard, as Doofenshmirtz tries to pass.
Doofenshmirtz is working hard here to advance position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Doofenshmirtz throws a big elbow that misses.
Doofenshmirtz working some strikes from top position.
Doofenshmirtz stopping the sweep attempt from Edwards.
Doofenshmirtz passes Edwards's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Edwards keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a punch from half guard.
Edwards pushes Doofenshmirtz off looking to stand but Doofenshmirtz dives back in and keeps control.
Doofenshmirtz lands strikes from half guard.
Doofenshmirtz thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Doofenshmirtz throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Doofenshmirtz works his foot free and advances to mount.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Edwards is wriggling around trying to escape.
Edwards is in a horrible position here. Doofenshmirtz smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Doofenshmirtz is landing with some decent strikes but Edwards is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
It looks like Blake Edwards has been cut.
Doofenshmirtz is landing with some decent strikes but Edwards is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Doofenshmirtz content just to control the position here.
Edwards holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Doofenshmirtz tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Doofenshmirtz with the ground and pound from mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz dominating with strikes here.
That has opened up Blake Edwards's cut even more.
Doofenshmirtz looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Blake Edwards's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Blake Edwards's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
An out of breath Heinz Doofenshmirtz thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
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