PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Schittd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Goodnight Irene (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schittd's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I'm a Passive Fist. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Schittd
vs
Irene

179 cm
29
284 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

187 cm
30
283 lbs
35 - 16 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

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GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jack Schittd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Goodnight Irene!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Chris Downing and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Irene keeps the fight on the outside.
As Schittd backs off Irene throws a huge counter combo but Schittd manages to avoid it all.

Schittd has Irene up against the cage in a clinch.
Irene is stalling here.
Irene stalling in the clinch.
Irene lands with a short shot to the head.
Schittd working aggressively here.
Irene lands an elbow just above Schittd 's eye.

It looks like Jack Schittd has been cut.
Irene working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Irene lands with a right to the head.
Schittd makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Schittd is trying to break the clinch but Irene has him pressed against the cage.
Schittd tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Irene's elbow.
Irene lands a left hand.
A shot in the inside from Schittd.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Irene lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Schittd backwards.
Irene gets through Schittd's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Irene.
Irene misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Irene working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Schittd blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Irene.
Schittd is breathing heavily.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Irene creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Irene.
Irene softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Irene lands with a short punch from the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Irene.
Irene lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Schittd backwards.
Irene scores with a nice hook to the head.

Schittd is rocked!
Schittd takes an elbow to the forehead.
Oh Schittd is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Irene lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Irene dips a shoulder and cracks Schittd with a mighty uppercut! Schittd falls back against the cage and Irene unloads with a barrage of strikes! Schittd is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Irene screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Goodnight Irene!
Goodnight Irene bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
The defeated Jack Schittd had this to say: 'well, fuck me !'.