PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Robert Sullivan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Army (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Army is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Vagina Coastguard. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Sullivan
vs
Army

215 cm
27
290 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

189 cm
20
215 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Good chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Robert Sullivan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Aleksandr Martynov and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sullivan changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Army tries to avoid it but Sullivan manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Army to the ground. Army escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Sullivan.
Army moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Sullivan throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Army looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Sullivan is looking to clinch but Army is avoiding it.
A nice side step and Army releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.

Sullivan takes the fight into the clinch.
Army misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sullivan tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Sullivan throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Army blocks it with crossed arms.
Sullivan missing with knees to the body.
Army misses with an elbow over the top.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Army.
Sullivan using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Army has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A short right from Army.
Army creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Sullivan's defenses.
Sullivan throws a knee to the head but misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Army.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sullivan throws a knee to the head but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Army as the two fighters clinch.
A short right from Army on the inside.
Army lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Sullivan or not.
Sullivan is breathing heavily.
Army lands a hook to the side of the head.
Army tries to work over Sullivan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Army.
Sullivan throws a knee to the head but misses.
Sullivan throws a knee to the head but misses.
Sullivan has a couple of punches blocked by Army.
Army working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A left hand lands to the body for Army.
Army lands a right hand that snaps the head of Sullivan backwards.
Sullivan tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Army throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Army lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Sullivan.
Sullivan blocks a body shot from Army.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fighters are pressed against the ropes, as the pace of the fight slows.
Army scores with a nice hook to the head.
Army lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sullivan misses with a knee to the head.
Army lands a damaging elbow.
Sullivan lands a nice knee to the body.
Sullivan misses with a knee strike.
Army lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Sullivan takes a shot to the head.
Army presses Sullivan against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Sullivan tries to land a knee to the head but Army blocks with his arms.
Army lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Sullivan.
A shot in the inside from Army.
Army lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Sullivan or not.
A right hand to the body from Army.
Army lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Sullivan or not.
Army throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sullivans head.
Army digs a right hand underneath Sullivan's ribcage. Sullivan let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Army.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Army creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Army lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Army works on Sullivan's body with a couple of short punches.
A nice left hand lands by Army.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Army lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Army lands a shot to the body.
Army lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Sullivan is rocked!
A hook to the body from Army.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Army.
Oh Sullivan is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Army lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
I was talking to Sullivan's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Army lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Sullivan to his knees! Army keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dick Army!
After winning the bout, Dick Army thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.