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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bobby SmallPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Daryl Smudge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smudge has chosen Ballad of The Big Boy as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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255 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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300 lbs
6 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobby SmallPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Daryl Smudge!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Chris Downing and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
SmallPants avoids the body shot from Smudge.
SmallPants works Smudge's body with a nice hook.
SmallPants scores with a hook to the body. Smudge takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
SmallPants throws a right and a left that both miss.
Daryl Smudge seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
SmallPants scores with a sloppy right hand. Smudge should have avoided that one.
SmallPants swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Smudge counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Nice strikes from Smudge there.
SmallPants is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at MagicalFatFarm that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
SmallPants avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Smudge.
Smudge prevents SmallPants from improving his position.
Smudge sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. SmallPants defending well though.
Smudge trying to control the action but SmallPants is working from the bottom.
SmallPants trying to control but Smudge postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smudge trying to mount his opponent but SmallPants defends it.
Smudge thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Smudge has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Smudge throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Smudge thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Nice shot by SmallPants.
A big left from Smudge misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smudge avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Smudge swings away with a body shot that misses
and SmallPants counters with a left to the body.
SmallPants bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Smudge's head.
Smudge on the wrong end of a nice jab.
SmallPants moves out of range as Smudge strikes.
SmallPants throws a body punch but Smudge moves out of range.
Smudge swings for the body but SmallPants moves out of range.
SmallPants is looking to counter punch.
Smudge rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and SmallPants counters with a nice uppercut.
SmallPants scores with a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Smudge gets a takedown into half guard.
SmallPants blocking the ground and pound attempt from Smudge.
SmallPants wants to control but Smudge is keeping busy and won't allow it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
SmallPants slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
SmallPants is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Smudge scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Smudge postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Smudge trying to control but SmallPants is working from the bottom.
Smudge throws a big right hand that misses.
SmallPants trying to control the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Smudge trying to control but SmallPants is working from the bottom.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Smudge looks to score with a jab to the body but SmallPants is just out of range.
SmallPants fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Smudge lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
No joy there for Smudge, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Smudge gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Smudge throws a poor cross that misses
letting SmallPants counter with a right hand.
Smudge tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but SmallPants was well out of range. Poor timing from Smudge.
SmallPants works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A looping hook to the body misses from Smudge. SmallPants does a little dance to reset his feet.
SmallPants throws the left hand but Smudge avoids the punch easily.
Smudge throws a looping overhand right but SmallPants ducks down to avoid it.
SmallPants slips under a jab from Smudge.
It looked like SmallPants wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Bobby SmallPants will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Smudge throws a body punch but SmallPants moves out of range.
SmallPants throwing a counter right hand but Smudge manages to avoid it.
Smudge is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down SmallPants rather than just go for the knockout.
Smudge fakes high and swings low for a body shot but SmallPants manages to avoid it.
SmallPants was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Smudge misses with a right hand
and SmallPants counters with a lovely shot to the body.
SmallPants keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Smudge.
The fighters circle momentarily. SmallPants darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Smudge throws a one two combo.
Smudge will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Smudge on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
SmallPants throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Smudge stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
SmallPants clinches with his opponent.
SmallPants blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
SmallPants breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
SmallPants dodges the punch combination from Smudge.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smudge misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from SmallPants.
SmallPants pushes Smudge up against the cage in a clinch.
SmallPants misses with a punch to the body.
SmallPants blocks a punch to the side of the head.
SmallPants breaks the clinch.
SmallPants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Smudge.
SmallPants scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Smudge shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says SmallPants as he avoids it easily.
SmallPants cracks Smudge with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Smudge looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can SmallPants finish him?
Smudge is rocked!
It looks like Daryl Smudge has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
SmallPants moves in close and cracks Smudge with a massive right hand! Smudge, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by SmallPants!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bobby SmallPants!
Bobby SmallPants seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
In defeat, Daryl Smudge stepped up to the mic, saying 'I will go back to the gym and train even harder for the next one'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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