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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between David Philip (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ferris Bueller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bueller has chosen Oh Yeah as his entrance music. David Philip has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, David Philip!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ferris Bueller!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bueller misses with a straight right.
Philip throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Bueller's waist but Bueller gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Philip off to one side.
Philip shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bueller as he jumps to the side.
Bueller throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bueller scores with a sloppy right hand. Philip should have avoided that one.
Philip with a poor takedown
and Bueller counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for David Philip. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bueller misses with an uppercut.
Philip uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bueller.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Philip moves out of range of the strikes.
Philip is trying hard to land a takedown here. Bueller sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Bueller moves into range and clinches up with Philip.
Philip misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Philip tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bueller avoids it.
Philip displaying some good clinch control by pressing Bueller up against the cage.
A short right from Bueller on the inside.
Bueller pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bueller throws a body punch but Philip moves out of range.
Bueller misses with a looping left.
Bueller throws a series of punches but Philip moves out of range.
Philip throws a big counter combination but Bueller scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Bueller throws a jab but it's blocked by Philip.
Bueller tries to keep at a distance but Philip has taken the fight into the clinch.
Bueller keeps control of Philip as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bueller throws a head punch that misses.
Philip is trying to break the clinch but Bueller has him pressed against the cage.
Bueller throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Bueller lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Philip avoiding damage as Bueller throws knees to the body.
Philip blocks a body shot from Bueller.
Bueller misses with a short punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bueller.
Bueller misses with a hook from the clinch.
Philip is trying to push Bueller away but Bueller has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Bueller fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bueller taking a breather.
Philip is trying to force a seperation but Bueller has the dominant position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bueller misses with the head strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bueller.
Bueller leaning his opponent against the cage.
Bueller has a couple of punches blocked by Philip.
Philip wants to break free but Bueller has control.
Bueller breaks the clinch.
Philip doesn't succeed with the takedown
enabling Bueller to counter with a crisp jab.
Philip shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Bueller pinned against the cage. Bueller gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
A little jabbing left from Bueller on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bueller stuffs the takedown attempt from Philip. Philip gets slowly back to his feet.
Philip lands with a nice body punch.
Philip pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice sprawl there from Bueller as Philip shoots in.
Bueller lands with an uppercut that bounces Philip off the cage and back into range.
Philip really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bueller moves out of range as Philip throws a body kick.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bueller defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Philip.
Bueller looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bueller misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Philip.
Philip misses with a takedown
and Bueller counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ferris Bueller dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Bueller throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bueller misses the jab.
Philip tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Bueller counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bueller might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Philip uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bueller.
Philip throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Philip misses the body punch
and Bueller connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bueller looks to score with a jab to the body but Philip is just out of range.
A jab from Bueller misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bueller misses with a hook.
Bueller has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Philip changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bueller tries to avoid it but Philip manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bueller to the ground. Bueller escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Philip is looking to chop away at Bueller's legs.
Philip's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bueller under the eye.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bueller tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Philip fails with the takedown
and Bueller connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bueller throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice takedown defense from Bueller. No joy for Philip on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for David Philip. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Philip connects with a body shot that sends Bueller's belly button to the back.
Philip fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bueller fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Bueller takes a swing at Philip's ribcage but misses.
Ferris Bueller is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bueller waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Philip.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bueller misses with a combination
and Philip counters with a lovely straight right hand!
David Philip seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Philip dives in for a single leg takedown but Bueller sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bueller! But no joy.
Philip shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Bueller pinned against the cage. Bueller gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Philip fails to land the takedown.
Ferris Bueller seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bueller throws an overhand right that lands on Philip's shoulder, as Philip tries to avoid the shot.
Philip attempts a counter takedown but Bueller avoids it well and moves away.
Bueller misses with a hook. Philip ducked under it nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Bueller throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Philip shoots for a takedown but Bueller saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Bueller loads up on a big right hand but Philip slips the punch.
A big right from Bueller misses.
Bueller moves into the clinch.
Bueller is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Bueller looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bueller pushes Philip back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bueller stops a takedown attempt from Philip.
Bueller working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bueller breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Philip slips a jab from Bueller.
Philip tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Bueller manages to circle out of the way.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bueller fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Philip manages to avoid it.
Philip shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Bueller defends it nicely.
Philip misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bueller.
Bueller lands with a hook. Philip tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Nice body punch from Philip.
Philip tries for a takedown but Bueller circles away easily
and Bueller counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bueller smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ferris Bueller showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Philip shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Bueller as he avoids it easily.
Philip misses with a body shot.
Philip is looking to clinch but Bueller is avoiding it.
Bueller looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Philip tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bueller swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The fighters circling - Bueller throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Philip seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Philip closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Philip tries for a takedown but Bueller sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Bueller leaves Philip with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
It seemed like Bueller was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for David Philip. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Philip moves in looking to clinch but Bueller pushes him off.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Philip misses with a combination
and Bueller counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bueller loads up on a big right hand but Philip slips the punch.
Philip shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Bueller defends it nicely.
Bueller throws a good cross that connects.
Bueller with a hook.
Philip is rocked!
Philip gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Bueller counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Oh Philip is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bueller lands with an uppercut that bounces Philip off the cage and back into range.
Bueller drops Philip with a huge uppercut! Philip drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Bueller is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ferris Bueller!
A very excited looking Ferris Bueller rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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hype
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RATING
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