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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shitty Bill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Skinny Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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225 cm
39
300 lbs
23 - 13 - 0 |
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200 cm
26
409 lbs
10 - 7 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Great elbows
Fast |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
23 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Shitty Bill! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Skinny Man! The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Man tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Man moves into the clinch. Bill misses with a body punch.
Bill swings wildly with an uppercut but Man uses good head movement to avoid it. Bill tries to work over Man's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Bill can't break the clinch.
Bill misses with some punches.
Man using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bill has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Bill lands a right hand. I was talking to Bill's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight. Man misses with a punch on the inside.
Bill blocks an elbow strike from Man.
Bill is looking to break free of the clinch but Man has double underhooks. Bill lands a right hand. Bill misses with the head strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. A short right from Bill. Bill swings wildly with an uppercut but Man uses good head movement to avoid it. Bill manages to break the clinch.
Man walks into a jab. Man is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round. Man gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Bill gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Shitty Bill! After the big win, Shitty Bill made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors GREEN!160 and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
60% |
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