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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Arse Biscuits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tantalus Flay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biscuits's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Who are they trying to con. Flay has chosen Outerspace- Revolution as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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26
186 lbs
10 - 5 - 0 |
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36
183 lbs
8 - 1 - 1 |
Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Cardio machine |
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Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Arse Biscuits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Tantalus Flay!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Nard Betker and Daniel Blasius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biscuits gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Biscuits tries for a takedown but Flay sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Biscuits tries for a takedown but Flay sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Flay cracks Biscuits with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Flay has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Biscuits to stand back up!
Biscuits is rocked!
It looks like Arse Biscuits has been cut.
A shot to the liver by Flay. Beautiful body shot.
Oh Biscuits is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Flay has Biscuits up against the cage in a clinch.
Flay breaks the clinch.
Flay walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Biscuits drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Flay swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Biscuits's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tantalus Flay!
During a confident post fight interview, Tantalus Flay thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Arse Biscuits spoke after the fight, saying 'Well, that was shit!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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