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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Buzz Lightbeer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pat O Brien (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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176 cm
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160 lbs
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170 cm
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158 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Buzz Lightbeer! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pat O Brien! The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Lou da Vinci and Steve Montenegro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Lightbeer connects with a body shot. O Brien misses with a looping left. It looked like Lightbeer was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit. Buzz Lightbeer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. O Brien misses the shot to the body. O Brien misses with a wild combination.
Lightbeer tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but O Brien paws at him with a jab and circles away. Lightbeer looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. O Brien wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Lightbeer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Lightbeer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but O Brien moves away. O Brien looks to land a right hand but Lightbeer moved out of range. Lightbeer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lightbeer connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Lightbeer avoids the body shot from O Brien.
O Brien takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him. Lightbeer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lightbeer closes the distance but O Brien moves to the side and O Brien counters with a lovely straight right hand! We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! O Brien dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round. O Brien misses with a double jab.
Lightbeer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
O Brien shoots in for a takedown but Lightbeer shows good takedown defense. Lightbeer throws out a loose jab but O Brien uses good head movement to avoid it. Lightbeer throws an overhand right that lands on O Brien's shoulder, as O Brien tries to avoid the shot. O Brien tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Lightbeer misses with an attempted mid kick.
Lightbeer ducks down and throws a hook to the body. No joy there for O Brien, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
O Brien misses the jab. O Brien gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Lightbeer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Nice shot lands for O Brien. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. O Brien ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lightbeer moves away. O Brien takes a swing at Lightbeer's ribcage but misses. It looked like Lightbeer was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from O Brien. Lightbeer lands with a right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Lightbeer gets in close and instigates a clinch. O Brien misses with a short punch on the inside. O Brien goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lightbeer softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. O Brien misses with a shot to the kidneys.
O Brien has a couple of punches blocked by Lightbeer.
Lightbeer putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has O Brien in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body. Lightbeer with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Lightbeer tries a knee to the head but O Brien blocks it.
O Brien misses with the head strike.
Lightbeer scores with a knee to the head.
Lightbeer crunches a lovely knee into O Brien's ribcage. The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Lightbeer takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. Lightbeer connects with a knee to the head.
Lightbeer pressing his opponent against the cage. Lightbeer tries a knee to the head but O Brien blocks it.
O Brien has a couple of punches blocked by Lightbeer.
That's three minutes gone in the round. O Brien letting Lightbeer take a breather here. Lightbeer using the Thai plumb to throw knees but O Brien has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Lightbeer scores with a shot to the side of O Brien's head. A head punch on the inside from O Brien fails to land. O Brien misses with a hook from the clinch. O Brien lands a nice uppercut. O Brien tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lightbeer's elbow. O Brien lands a body punch in the clinch. Lightbeer tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lightbeer. O Brien throws a head punch that misses. O Brien misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lightbeer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right from O Brien on the inside. Lightbeer blocks an uppercut.
Lightbeer tries a knee to the head but O Brien blocks it.
O Brien fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lightbeer with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
O Brien lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Lightbeer holding his opponent close, against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Lightbeer looking to throw knees to the head but O Brien is blocking nicely.
Lightbeer looking to throw knees to the head but O Brien is blocking nicely.
O Brien misses with a short punch on the inside. O Brien misses with a hook from the clinch. O Brien lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lightbeer backwards. O Brien tries to throw a body punch but Lightbeer avoids it by throwing O Brien back against the cage. A nice left hand lands by O Brien.
Lightbeer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from O Brien.
O Brien swings wildly with an uppercut but Lightbeer uses good head movement to avoid it. Lightbeer throws a knee to the head but misses.
O Brien throws a head punch that misses. O Brien fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
O Brien can't find room to land a body shot as Lightbeer controls the action.
Lightbeer with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. Lightbeer is stalling here.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. O Brien throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lightbeers head. Lightbeer breaks the clinch.
O Brien takes a kick to the side of the head. O Brien looks to throw the jab but Lightbeer is out of range. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Buzz Lightbeer will probably get the nod. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
That kick from Lightbeer tenderised O Brien's leg. O Brien is trying to keep his angry face on. Lightbeer comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Lightbeer walks into a jab. Lightbeer moves away from the strike by O Brien. O Brien is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lightbeer. Lightbeer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by O Brien.
O Brien misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lightbeer.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lightbeer.
A swing and a miss from O Brien. O Brien misses with an uppercut. Lightbeer saw that one coming. Lightbeer connects with a single shot there. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Lightbeer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from O Brien. Lightbeer is looking to counter the offense by O Brien and move into the clinch. O Brien looks to land a combination but Lightbeer avoids it well. Lightbeer feinted there with a counter leg kick. Decent striking displayed by Lightbeer there. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Lightbeer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lightbeer takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch. Buzz Lightbeer is winning the standup battle so far.
That's one minute gone in the round. A looping hook to the body misses from Lightbeer. O Brien does a little dance to reset his feet. O Brien lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected. O Brien scores with a hook. Lightbeer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. O Brien clobbers Lightbeer with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. Lightbeer on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Lightbeer blocks a jab. Lightbeer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but O Brien moves away. Lightbeer throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
O Brien fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt. O Brien just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromLightbeer. O Brien moves out of range of the leg kick from Lightbeer. O Brien punishes Lightbeer's body with a nice straight punch. O Brien misses with an uppercut. Lightbeer jabbing away but nothing is landing. Lightbeer throws a looping overhand right but O Brien ducks down to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round. O Brien swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! O Brien moves forwards but Lightbeer connects with a nice, crisp jab. Lightbeer misses with a body shot.
O Brien misses the shot to the body. Lightbeer scores with a jab to the body. O Brien swings for the body but Lightbeer moves out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lightbeer lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and O Brien has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from O Brien and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Buzz Lightbeer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. O Brien throws a body punch but Lightbeer moves out of range. O Brien dives in for a single leg takedown but Lightbeer sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage. Lightbeer leaves O Brien with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt. Buzz Lightbeer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pat O Brien. That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! O Brien crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Lightbeer - the referee stops the clock and O Brien gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Lightbeer. O Brien manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes. O Brien tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
That's three minutes gone in the round. O Brien throws an off balance right hand
and Lightbeer counters with a nice leg kick. Lightbeer takes the fight into the clinch. Lightbeer with a knee to the head.
Lightbeer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
O Brien is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Lightbeer pulls him back up using the underhooks. Lightbeer stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
O Brien lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Lightbeer obliges. O Brien misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lightbeer looking to slow down the pace here. Lightbeer is pressed up against the cage. O Brien has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Lightbeer down to the mat. Lightbeer avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. Lightbeer connects with a leg kick. O Brien looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. O Brien doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Lightbeer avoids the body shot from O Brien.
O Brien throws a shot to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round. O Brien misses with an uppercut. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Lightbeer looks to land a right hand but O Brien moved out of range. Lightbeer fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt O Brien. Some bone on bone action there as O Brien checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. Lightbeer walks into a jab. Lightbeer walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. Lightbeer gets cracked with a nice right hand there by O Brien. Sloppy strikes from Lightbeer. Those never looked like landing. Lightbeer lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Lightbeer. Lightbeer scoring well with a low kick there.
Lightbeer misses with a body shot.
O Brien pushing out the jab but it's not landing. A low kick from Lightbeer is predictable there and O Brien cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. O Brien's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Lightbeer throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Buzz Lightbeer dominated that second round. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
O Brien takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
O Brien avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Lightbeer walks into a straight right hand from O Brien. O Brien lands with a right hand. O Brien misses with an uppercut. O Brien on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lightbeer. Lightbeer obviously looking to wear him down.
Lightbeer lands a jab to O Brien's midsection. Lightbeer explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work. O Brien throws a jab but it's blocked by Lightbeer. Lightbeer misses with a wild combination.
Lightbeer lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Lightbeer. This has been an exciting period of action! O Brien misses with a body shot.
Lightbeer takes a swing at O Brien's ribcage but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round. Lightbeer fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. O Brien fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lightbeer manages to avoid it. Lightbeer throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Lightbeer chopping away at his opponent's legs.
O Brien lands with an uppercut that bounces Lightbeer off the cage and back into range. Lightbeer lands a leg kick that knocks O Brien off balance momentarily. Lightbeer slips a jab from O Brien. O Brien swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lightbeer appears to be looking for a big counter. Nice uppercut there from O Brien. O Brien lands a slapping body shot.
O Brien throws a right and a left that Lightbeer avoids nicely. Lightbeer appears to be looking for a big counter. O Brien misses with a left hand and Lightbeer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Lightbeer tries to bum rush O Brien with a series of wild strikes but O Brien uses good footwork to avoid the assault. O Brien looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Lightbeer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Lightbeer takes a body punch but keeps moving. Lightbeer throws a leg kick which misses O Brien's front leg but catches the back leg as O Brien tries to avoid it. Lightbeer throws a body shot but no joy. O Brien dives in and grabs Lightbeer's left leg, looking for a takedown. Lightbeer pushes down on O Brien's head and hops out. O Brien digs a good hook to Lightbeer's body.
Lightbeer moves out of range of the strikes. O Brien misses with a looping right. O Brien scores with a jab to the jaw. Lightbeer is looking to slow O Brien down with leg kicks. Lightbeer misses with a wild body shot. O Brien looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. Lightbeer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but O Brien was well out of range. Poor timing from Lightbeer. Lightbeer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Both fighters are breathing heavily. Decent striking displayed by O Brien there. A punch combination from O Brien misses. Pat O Brien has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round. O Brien shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Lightbeer sprawls well. Lightbeer wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. O Brien gets slowly back to his feet. O Brien takes a shot right to the bread basket. Lightbeer slips under a jab from O Brien. Lightbeer looks to throw the jab but O Brien is out of range. O Brien tries for a takedown but Lightbeer sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily. A quick step to the side and Lightbeer tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect. Buzz Lightbeer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pat O Brien. O Brien ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lightbeer moves away. Lightbeer fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. Lightbeer lands a nice shot to the body.
Lightbeer throws a body punch but O Brien moves out of range. Lightbeer scores with a hook to the body. O Brien takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Lightbeer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. O Brien misses with a looping right. That kick from Lightbeer tenderised O Brien's leg. O Brien is trying to keep his angry face on. Lightbeer moves into range and clinches up with O Brien. O Brien looking for a takedown. O Brien misses with a short punch on the inside. This has been an exciting period of action! A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors. Lightbeer scores with a nice hook to the head. O Brien managing to block the knees to the body from Lightbeer.
Lightbeer missing with knees to the body.
Lightbeer connects with a nasty looking knee right to O Brien's face.
A short uppercut from O Brien. O Brien tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Lightbeer is pushing O Brien up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word. Lightbeer taking a breather.
And that's the end of the fight! Buzz Lightbeer showed his dominance in that final round. Well Lightbeer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 30:27 Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:27 Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Buzz Lightbeer! Buzz Lightbeer decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
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energy
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hype
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