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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Caleb Carr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesus Dude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carr comes to the cage accompanied by Gang Starr - Moment Of Truth. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jesus Dude was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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160 lbs
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164 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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Decent wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Caleb Carr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jesus Dude!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Patrick Alders and Paul Aken.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dude throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dude moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Carr fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dude ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Carr moves away.
Dude tries a head kick but it misses.
Carr wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Carr takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Dude has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Dude throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The fighters circling - Carr throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dude ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dude throws a series of punches but Carr avoids them all with ease.
Jesus Dude seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dude throws a leg kick that misses.
A quick step to the side and Carr tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
The fighters circle momentarily. Dude darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dude throws a right hand that Carr ducks under and follows up with a left that Carr also avoids with ease.
Good exchange - Dude coming out on top.
Dude lands a head kick. Carr smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Dude cracks Carr with an open hand slap.
Carr moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Carr decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dude tries to roll over but Carr keeps him under control.
Carr looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Dude is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Carr is thwarting Dude's attempts to control the position.
Carr is working for a submission of some sort.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Carr prevents Dude from standing back up.
Dude tries to get to full guard but Carr has control of the leg.
Carr is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Dude wants to control but Carr is keeping busy.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Dude cracks Carr with a good jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dude throws a right hand that Carr ducks under and follows up with a left that Carr also avoids with ease.
Jesus Dude is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Carr ducks under a wild hook from Dude.
Nice uppercut lands for Dude. That snapped Carr's head back.
Dude swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Carr blocks a head kick by Dude.
Dude fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dude is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Carr shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dude as he jumps to the side.
Dude looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dude.
Carr swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dude let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Dude with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Carr gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Dude has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Dude fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Carr shoots in and drives through. Dude sprawls well.
A left lands for Dude.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dude tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Carr is able to avoid easily.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dude.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Dude enables Carr to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Dude manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Carr looking to pass the guard.
Carr is working hard here to advance position.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Dude can do anything to dispel that myth.
Carr trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Dude looking for a sweep. Not yet Dude, not yet.
Dude keeping moving, preventing Carr from controlling successfully.
Dude is wriggling around but Carr manages to pass to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jesus Dude dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Carr looks to land a combination. Dude sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Carr avoids the body shot from Dude.
Dude scores with a head kick. Carr tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Dude looks to score with a jab to the body but Carr is just out of range.
Dude takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
No luck for Carr with that takedown attempt.
Carr shoots in for a double leg but Dude sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Good leg kick by Dude there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Carr fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Caleb Carr. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dude connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Carr momentarily.
Carr shoots in for a double leg but Dude sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Jesus Dude seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Carr on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Dude cracks the inside of Carr's front leg.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Carr on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dude.
Carr ducks under a wild hook from Dude.
Carr misses with the combination.
Dude works Carr's body with a nice hook.
Dude lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carr circles away quickly and effectively.
Carr stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dude.
Dude lands a jab to Carr's midsection.
Dude misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Carr.
Dude throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Carr sees it coming and avoids it easily.
As Dude looks to move away, Carr throws a big counter combo bu Dude just gets out of the way.
Dude rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carr moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Carr feinted with a counter takedown.
Carr is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Carr looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Dude avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carr blocks a head kick by Dude.
Carr throws a series of punches but Dude avoids them all with ease.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dude scores with a jab to the head.
Dude stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Dude wants it to stay on the feet.
Carr walks into a jab.
Nice jab there from Dude.
A combination from Dude does no damage.
Carr dodges the punch combination from Dude.
Dude throws a one two combo.
Good leg kick by Dude there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Carr checks a leg kick.
Dude scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Carr doesn't seem bothered though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dude lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dude lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Carr fails with a takedown attempt.
Dude misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jab, jab by Dude - just one landing.
Dude smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Carr takes a swing at Dude's ribcage but misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dude.
Dude throws a leg kick but Carr checks it.
Carr throws a right and a left that both miss.
Carr scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Carr wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Dude, who protects the arm well.
Carr is trying to get an arm triangle but Dude is defending well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carr goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Dude rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Carr's guard! Nice work there by Dude!
Dude is looking to stand up but Carr won't let him.
Carr controls Dude momentarily but Dude frees himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jesus Dude showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Dude dodges the punch combination from Carr.
Dude tries a quick counter leg kick but Carr is wise to it.
Carr moves out of range of the body kick from Dude.
Dude defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Carr.
Caleb Carr is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Carr is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
No joy there for Carr, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dude tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Carr was well out of range. Poor timing from Dude.
An inside leg kick lands from Dude.
Dude cracks Carr with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Carr with a lazy takedown attempt
and Dude counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Carr looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Dude is fending him off so far but Carr persists. Nope, Dude circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Caleb Carr. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carr misses with a wild combination.
Dude looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dude bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Carr's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Carr fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Dude avoids it really well and circles away.
Nice straight punches there by Dude. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Dude.
Dude lands a glancing blow to the side of Carr's head.
Dude scores with a nice head shot.
Carr lands a jab-cross combination.
Carr on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dude tries a head kick but it misses.
Carr shoots for a double leg takedown but Dude sprawls well. He's pushed Carr's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Carr takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dude.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dude cracks the inside of Carr's front leg.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carr shoots in and drives through. Dude sprawls well.
Carr walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dude lands a nice shot that snaps Carr's head back.
Carr avoids the head kick by Dude.
Dude throws a nice inside leg kick.
Nice straight punches there by Dude. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Dude.
Dude ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dude has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dude scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Dude looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A combination from Carr does no damage.
Carr chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dude can pounce on him.
Carr tries to clinch up.
Carr on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Carr looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Carr is defended easily by Dude.
Dude scores with a shot to the body.
Donk. Carr catches Dude right on the button with a cross.
Caleb Carr has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Carr drops his hands momentarily and Dude takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Dude fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Carr manages to avoid it.
Dude scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dude thuds his right hand into Carr's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Carr throws a shot from downtown. Dude moves away and avoids it.
Dude looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dude throws a big shot that misses.
Carr lands a nice shot to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dude changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dude looks to score with a jab to the body but Carr is just out of range.
Carr is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Dude.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Dude!
Dude connects with a solid leg kick.
Carr shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dude as he jumps to the side.
Dude tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Carr is able to avoid easily.
Carr gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
enabling Dude to counter with a crisp jab.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dude looks for the body kick but Carr saw that one coming.
Jesus Dude is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Dude throws a series of punches but Carr moves out of range.
Dude lands with a nice body punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Carr pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dude cracks Carr with a good jab.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jesus Dude comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Dude winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 27:30
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jesus Dude!
A relieved looking Jesus Dude thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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