PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between El Ka Bong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Tyzzkling (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bong comes to the cage accompanied by ULTRAMAGNETIC MCs - Ego Trippin. Tyzzkling has chosen Dagger (mustasch) as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!

Ka Bong
vs
Tyzzkling

195 cm
29
265 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

187 cm
38
275 lbs
15 - 42 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, El Ka Bong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 42 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Peter Tyzzkling!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Damien Edna and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bong gets a double leg takedown into Tyzzkling's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tyzzkling preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bong throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Tyzzkling works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bong loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Bong trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bong's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Bong keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Tyzzkling's head.
Bong throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Tyzzkling works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bong is pushing down on Tyzzkling's leg trying to pass to half guard. Tyzzkling is fighting to maintain full guard but Bong has managed to sneak the leg through.
Tyzzkling looks winded!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bong is nestled in close to Tyzzkling, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Nice strikes from Bong there.
Bong tries to pass the half guard into mount. Tyzzkling knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

Bong is looking for a kimura here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bong is nestled in close to Tyzzkling, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Bong is pressing down on Tyzzkling's thigh, looking to free his foot. Tyzzkling is holding on for now.

Bong is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Bong wants to pass the guard but Tyzzkling is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Bong works his foot free and advances to mount.
Bong lands a big elbow.
Bong is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Tyzzkling can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Bong unloading with bombs!
Bong controlling the pace for now.
Tyzzkling really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bong. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Tyzzkling wants to get back to his feet.
Bong with the ground and pound from mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bong landing strikes, looking to finish!

Tyzzkling is rocked!
Oooooh, big shot lands for Bong! Tyzzkling is hurt baaadly! Bong is firing away with more strikes - Tyzzkling is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). El Ka Bong!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, El Ka Bong made sure he mentioned Kangaroo Punch (Formally Happy Pills) - Laundry 90, along with how happy he was to win his fight.