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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Duck Tycoon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Tycoon's choice of entrance music: Rubber Ducky. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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185 cm
32
180 lbs
35 - 7 - 1 |
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178 cm
30
178 lbs
21 - 14 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
35 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Nelson Muntz! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
21 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Duck Tycoon! The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A combination from Muntz does no damage. Tycoon feints the counter takedown. Muntz looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Tycoon feints the counter takedown. Muntz misses with a straight left. Muntz throws a hook but Tycoon avoids it easily. Muntz takes a swing at Tycoon's ribcage but misses. Tycoon throws a leg kick but Muntz checks it. Muntz throws a shot from downtown. Tycoon moves away and avoids it. Tycoon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Muntz moves away. Tycoon throws a shot from downtown. Muntz moves away and avoids it. Muntz takes one on the button. Muntz thows a left - swing and a miss! Tycoon walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Muntz fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Tycoon has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat. Muntz will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Muntz drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Muntz misses with a two punch combination.
Muntz fakes the leg kick and cracks Tycoon in the body. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Tycoon tries to close the distance and clinch but Muntz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round. Muntz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A jab from Muntz does it's job there. Tycoon tries a low kick but Muntz avoids it. Muntz looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. Tycoon throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Muntz sees it coming and avoids it easily. Muntz dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Tycoon throws a sloppy head kick and Muntz moves out of range easily. Muntz appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body. Muntz on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Muntz misses the jab. Muntz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nelson Muntz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Tycoon throws a body kick that misses. Tycoon shoots in looking for a takedown but Muntz manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Tycoon's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away. Tycoon shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Muntz defends it nicely. Tycoon throws a wild body kick that Muntz sees coming a mile off. Muntz moves out of range of the body kick from Tycoon.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Tycoon avoids a lazy jab quite easily. A punch combination from Muntz misses. Muntz looks to land a right hand but Tycoon moved out of range. Tycoon bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Muntz's head backwards. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Muntz checks a leg kick. A chopping leg kick lands by Muntz. Muntz misses with a series of wild punches.
Tycoon tries to counter with a clinch but Muntz shakes him off and moves away. Tycoon throws the kick towards the body but Muntz avoids it. Muntz scores with a jab. Muntz looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Muntz is looking to score with low kicks. Muntz ducks under a wild hook from Tycoon. Muntz throws a body punch but Tycoon moves out of range. Tycoon thuds a left hand into Muntz's body. Muntz throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Muntz throws a series of punches but Tycoon avoids them all with ease. Tycoon looks to land a body kick but Muntz moved away. Muntz lands with a right hand. Muntz misses the shot to the body. A big right from Tycoon misses. The crowd cheers as Muntz lands an impressive looking overhand right. Tycoon doesn't seem phased though. Muntz bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Tycoon's head. Muntz looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Muntz listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. Muntz misses with a double jab.
Muntz misses with a body kick. Muntz ducks under a wild hook from Tycoon. Tycoon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Muntz moves away. Muntz misses with a wild body shot. Tycoon blocks a jab. Tycoon throws a push kick but Muntz slaps the foot to one side. Muntz fires out a quick counter leg kick but Tycoon just manages to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Muntz throws a nice looking combination but Tycoon bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! A jab from Muntz misses. Tycoon tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Muntz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Tycoon showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Muntz.
Muntz throws a leg kick which misses Tycoon's front leg but catches the back leg as Tycoon tries to avoid it. Tycoon takes a swing at Muntz's ribcage but misses. Muntz avoids the body shot from Tycoon.
Muntz throws a push kick but Tycoon slaps the foot to one side. Nice uppercut there from Tycoon. Tycoon gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Muntz slips under a jab from Tycoon. Muntz takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Muntz looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. Tycoon ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nelson Muntz dominated that round. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Tycoon looks to score with a jab to the body but Muntz is just out of range. Tycoon lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Tycoon loads up on a big right hand but Muntz slips the punch. Muntz getting the better of the striking in that exchange. Muntz rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tycoon moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Nelson Muntz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Muntz stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush. Tycoon uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Muntz. Tycoon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Muntz.
Muntz looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. The fighters circle momentarily. Tycoon darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. Tycoon slips under a jab. And Tycoon tries to counter it with a takedown but Muntz pushes his down on his head and steps out. Muntz misses with a hook. Good shot there by Muntz. Tycoon throws a push kick but Muntz slaps the foot to one side. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Tycoon jabs Muntz right on the nose. Muntz blinks but takes it well. Tycoon swings away with a leg kick that misses. Tycoon moves out of range as Muntz strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round. Muntz lets loose with a powerful body kick. Tycoon will feel that in the morning. Muntz checks the leg kick. Tycoon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Muntz was well out of range. Poor timing from Tycoon. Muntz swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect. Nelson Muntz is winning the standup battle so far. Tycoon connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. Tycoon throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Muntz sees it coming and avoids it easily. Tycoon connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Muntz cracks a nice hook into Tycoon's ribs. Muntz avoids a kick to the body.
Muntz cracks Tycoon with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. Tycoon throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. Tycoon misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Tycoon. Muntz throws a jab but it's blocked by Tycoon. Muntz wants to land a leg kick but Tycoon is out of range. Good leg kick by Muntz there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A big left from Tycoon misses. This has been an exciting period of action! Tycoon throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Muntz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Tycoon lands with a good body shot. Muntz just misses with a punch to the body.
Muntz lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Muntz moves away from the strike by Tycoon. Muntz connects with a crisp jab. Tycoon just misses with a punch to the body.
Muntz throws an overhand right that lands on Tycoon's shoulder, as Tycoon tries to avoid the shot. Tycoon connects with a right hand. Muntz shakes it off. Muntz misses the shot to the body. Tycoon lands a jab to the nose. Muntz scores with a body shot.
Tycoon moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Tycoon misses with a hook. Muntz swinging wildly here.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Muntz throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Tycoon avoids the body shot from Muntz.
Tycoon wants to counter with a clinch but Muntz pushes him away. Muntz tries to land a leg kick but Tycoon saw it coming and moves away.
Muntz moves out of range of the strikes. Muntz throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean. Muntz cracks Tycoon with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. Tycoon pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Tycoon staying out of range there. Muntz throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and Tycoon moves into the clinch. Muntz scores with a shoulder strike. A head punch blocked on the inside by Tycoon. Tycoon lands a hook that snaps the head of Muntz backwards. Tycoon blocks a body shot from Muntz. Muntz throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A head punch on the inside from Muntz fails to land. Tycoon connects with a nasty looking knee right to Muntz's face.
Muntz misses with a punch to the body.
Tycoon is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Muntz is defending well. With the two fighters working up against the cage, Tycoon just misses with a elbow thrown towards Muntz's brow. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! A head punch on the inside from Muntz fails to land. Tycoon lands an elbow inside that Muntz shrugs off. Muntz breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Muntz throws a push kick but Tycoon slaps the foot to one side. Tycoon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Muntz seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter. Nelson Muntz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Tycoon will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Nice cross by Tycoon. Sloppy strikes from Muntz. Those never looked like landing. Tycoon takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. Muntz throws a shot from downtown. Tycoon moves away and avoids it. Muntz moves out of range as Tycoon throws a body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Duck Tycoon will probably get the nod - 10:9. That's time! Back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Tycoon looks to score with a jab to the body but Muntz is just out of range. Tycoon lands with a cross. Tycoon moves out of range as Muntz strikes. Muntz lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tycoon circles away quickly and effectively. Tycoon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tycoon tries to counter with a clinch but Muntz shakes him off and moves away. Tycoon takes a swing at Muntz's ribcage but misses. A looping hook to the body misses from Muntz. Tycoon does a little dance to reset his feet. Muntz misses with a head kick.
Tycoon gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Muntz avoids the head kick by Tycoon.
Tycoon takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Tycoon scores with a push kick. Sloppy strikes from Muntz. Those never looked like landing. Muntz lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Tycoon backs up against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Tycoon looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Muntz scores with a one two! Tycoon had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round. Tycoon bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. A good leg kick by Tycoon. Tycoon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice cross by Muntz. Tycoon takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Tycoon throws a jab when Muntz was well out of range. Muntz throws a body kick that misses. Muntz lands a slapping body shot.
Muntz throws out a powerful jab. Muntz takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. A head kick misses from Muntz. Muntz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tycoon.
Muntz throws a chopping leg kick but Tycoon manages to avoid taking any serious damage. Tycoon feints the counter takedown. Tycoon takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Muntz looks to land a left hand but Tycoon moved out of range nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Tycoon with a body punch. A glancing blow. This has been an exciting period of action! Muntz lands a nice looking body kick. Muntz misses with a two punch combination.
And Tycoon tries to counter it with a takedown but Muntz pushes his down on his head and steps out. Tycoon has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye. Tycoon misses the shot to the body. Muntz throws a jab but it's blocked by Tycoon. Tycoon throws a hook but Muntz blocks it. A punch combination from Muntz misses. Tycoon scores with a jab to the body. Tycoon looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Tycoon is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Muntz's half guard. Tycoon missing with the ground and pound from half guard. Muntz wants to control but Tycoon is keeping busy.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Muntz gets full guard. Muntz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tycoon can do to turn this around? Muntz trying to control the position.
Muntz keeping moving, preventing Tycoon from controlling successfully. Muntz managing to control the position. Muntz looking to hit a scissor sweep but Tycoon is one step ahead there.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it. Muntz scores with a jab to the body. Muntz throws a leg kick that misses. Tycoon gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Tycoon pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Tycoon lands with a shot to the body. Muntz throws the left hand but Tycoon avoids the punch easily. Tycoon is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here. Muntz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tycoon lands a slapping body shot.
Tycoon misses the jab. Tycoon attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. Duck Tycoon has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Muntz lands with a shot to the body.
And that's the end of the fight! Nelson Muntz showed his dominance in that final round. I think Muntz has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Nelson Muntz! Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Nelson Muntz! Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Nelson Muntz!
Nelson Muntz wins by unanimous decision! A very excited looking Nelson Muntz rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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