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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Douglas Quaid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doofenshmirtz comes to the cage accompanied by Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein. Quaid has chosen Total Recall as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Douglas Quaid!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Yukihiro Yamamoto.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doofenshmirtz uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Quaid.
Doofenshmirtz looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Doofenshmirtz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Quaid throws out a loose jab but Doofenshmirtz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
A big right from Doofenshmirtz misses.
Quaid throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Doofenshmirtz throws a series of punches but Quaid avoids them all with ease.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a wild body shot.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range of the strikes.
Quaid lands with a shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook to the side of Quaid's head but Quaid sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Quaid just misses with a punch to the body.
Doofenshmirtz throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Quaid with the counter takedown but Doofenshmirtz avoids it easily.
Doofenshmirtz throws the kick towards the body but Quaid avoids it.
Doofenshmirtz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Quaid swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz connects with an inside leg kick.
Quaid throws a body shot but no joy.
Quaid digs a good body shot into Doofenshmirtz's ribs.
Doofenshmirtz fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Quaid.
Quaid has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Quaid scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Doofenshmirtz doesn't seem bothered though.
Quaid misses with a body shot.
Quaid cracks Doofenshmirtz with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Quaid is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Doofenshmirtz rather than just go for the knockout.
Doofenshmirtz lands a leg kick that knocks Quaid off balance momentarily.
Some bone on bone action there as Quaid checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Quaid throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Quaid walks into a jab.
Quaid wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Doofenshmirtz dips to his left and cracks Quaid with an uppercut!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Quaid keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a push kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick that misses.
Doofenshmirtz thuds a left hand into Quaid's body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Quaid. Doofenshmirtz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Quaid scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Quaid throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a nice body shot.
Quaid looks to score with a jab to the body but Doofenshmirtz is just out of range.
Quaid ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Doofenshmirtz moves away.
Quaid lands a right hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a wild body shot.
Doofenshmirtz cracks Quaid with an open hand slap.
Doofenshmirtz cracks Quaid with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Quaid misses with an uppercut
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a nice body kick.
Quaid keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Quaid momentarily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Quaid slips under a jab.
Quaid misses with a looping left.
Quaid ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Doofenshmirtz moves away.
Quaid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Quaid circles away quickly and effectively.
Doofenshmirtz lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a right hand but Quaid moved out of range.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a looping left.
Quaid has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Doofenshmirtz.
An inside leg kick from Doofenshmirtz misses.
Quaid dodges the punch combination from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a low kick.
Quaid feints the counter takedown.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quaid clinches with his opponent.
Quaid misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Doofenshmirtz trying to land knees to the body.
Quaid breaks the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a crisp jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doofenshmirtz cracks Quaid with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Doofenshmirtz thumps Quaid with a low kick.
Quaid misses the shot to the body.
Quaid ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Quaid misses with a body shot.
Quaid lands with a good body shot.
Doofenshmirtz throws an overhand right that lands on Quaid's shoulder, as Quaid tries to avoid the shot.
Quaid rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Doofenshmirtz counter with a right hand.
A combination from Doofenshmirtz does no damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Quaid changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Doofenshmirtz tries to avoid it but Quaid manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Doofenshmirtz to the ground. Doofenshmirtz escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Quaid fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doofenshmirtz manages to avoid it.
Quaid tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Doofenshmirtz was well out of range. Poor timing from Quaid.
Quaid throws a one two combo.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a straight right.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz staying out of range there.
Doofenshmirtz thows a left - swing and a miss!
Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice body kick.
Quaid moves out of range of the body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Quaid just misses with a punch to the body.
Doofenshmirtz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Quaid.
Doofenshmirtz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
It appears Doofenshmirtz was looking to counter with a kick there.
Doofenshmirtz thuds a left hand into Quaid's body.
Doofenshmirtz doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throws a shot from downtown. Quaid moves away and avoids it.
Doofenshmirtz misses with the combination.
Quaid steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Doofenshmirtz.
Quaid lands a body shot.
Doofenshmirtz tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Quaid is able to avoid easily.
Quaid dodges the punch combination from Doofenshmirtz.
Quaid feints the counter takedown.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz moves forwards but Quaid connects with a nice, crisp jab.
It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
Doofenshmirtz thows a left - swing and a miss!
Quaid feints the counter takedown.
Quaid checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Quaid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Doofenshmirtz.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quaid blocks a head kick by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz lets loose with a powerful body kick. Quaid will feel that in the morning.
Doofenshmirtz takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Quaid tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Doofenshmirtz was well out of range. Poor timing from Quaid.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick that misses.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range of the strikes.
Doofenshmirtz looks to throw the jab but Quaid is out of range.
Quaid with the counter takedown but Doofenshmirtz avoids it easily.
Doofenshmirtz slips under a jab from Quaid.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A looping hook to the body misses from Doofenshmirtz. Quaid does a little dance to reset his feet.
Quaid swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz slips under a jab.
Quaid ducks right into an uppercut from Doofenshmirtz.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is winning the standup battle so far.
Quaid fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Doofenshmirtz throws an off balance right hand
and Quaid counters with a shoot takedown. Doofenshmirtz fights it but they end up in guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quaid throws a big elbow that misses.
Quaid controlling from the top position.
Quaid trying to control the position from guard on top but Doofenshmirtz is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Quaid postures up and lands a big shot to Doofenshmirtz's brow.
Quaid with a flurry of punches that miss.
Quaid postures up and lands a big shot to Doofenshmirtz's brow.
Doofenshmirtz avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Doofenshmirtz throws a right and a left that Quaid avoids nicely.
A swing and a miss from Quaid.
Quaid scores with a shot to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Quaid takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Quaid stuns Doofenshmirtz with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a wild body shot.
Doofenshmirtz takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Quaid connects with a nice looking jab.
Quaid dips to his left and cracks Doofenshmirtz with an uppercut!
A shot to the liver by Quaid. Beautiful body shot.
Quaid scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Doofenshmirtz doesn't seem bothered though.
Quaid connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Quaid lands a nice shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Douglas Quaid showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Doofenshmirtz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Quaid throws out the jab.
Doofenshmirtz throws a poor cross that misses
and Quaid counters with a single leg into guard. Doofenshmirtz didn't expect that.
Quaid is looking to work some ground and pound but Doofenshmirtz has wrist control.
Quaid trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Quaid has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Quaid connects with a couple of short punches.
Quaid is in close to Doofenshmirtz's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Doofenshmirtz is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz keeping full guard, as Quaid tries to pass.
Quaid engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick but Quaid sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Quaid swinging wildly here.
Doofenshmirtz throws a low kick but Quaid avoids it.
Quaid lands a really nice looking cross but Doofenshmirtz seems unphased.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a jab.
Quaid scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Quaid swings for the body but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
Quaid throws a poor cross that misses
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a stiff right hand.
Quaid ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Doofenshmirtz moves away.
Doofenshmirtz appears to be looking for a big counter.
Doofenshmirtz fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Quaid has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Doofenshmirtz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Quaid. That did some damage!
Quaid defending well as Doofenshmirtz loads up on a big left hand.
Quaid changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quaid throws a jab but it's blocked by Doofenshmirtz.
Quaid lands with a shot to the body.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body kick.
Quaid tries to clinch but Doofenshmirtz moves away
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice body punch from Doofenshmirtz.
Quaid fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doofenshmirtz manages to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body shot.
Quaid ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Quaid misses the shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range of the strikes.
A big left from Doofenshmirtz misses.
Quaid lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Doofenshmirtz at a distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to land body kicks.
Quaid throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Doofenshmirtz takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Quaid scores with a nice strike.
Doofenshmirtz walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Quaid with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Quaid misses with a wild body shot.
Quaid takes a swing at Doofenshmirtz's ribcage but misses.
Quaid just misses with a punch to the body.
A shot to the liver by Quaid. Beautiful body shot.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land a front kick but Quaid steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Quaid drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Doofenshmirtz defends it well.
Quaid keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a hook. Quaid tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a combination but Quaid avoids it well.
Quaid misses the shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz is looking for a counter combo.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Doofenshmirtz takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Quaid takes a swing at Doofenshmirtz's ribcage but misses.
Quaid throws a looping overhand right but Doofenshmirtz ducks down to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz half committed to a counter leg kick.
Quaid misses with a wild body shot.
Doofenshmirtz stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Doofenshmirtz wants it to stay on the feet.
Doofenshmirtz appears to be looking for a big counter.
Quaid looks to score with a jab to the body but Doofenshmirtz is just out of range.
Doofenshmirtz tries to counter by clinching up but Quaid breaks away and moves out of range.
Quaid throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Doofenshmirtz walks into a stiff left hand from Quaid.
A jab from Doofenshmirtz misses.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that's the end of the fight!
Douglas Quaid comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Quaid has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 28:29
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 28:29
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Douglas Quaid!
Douglas Quaid seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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hype
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