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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Frank Rizzo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell has chosen Don't Stop Believing as his entrance music. Yahweh Falwell looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!
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149 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
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144 lbs
1 - 42 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Frank Rizzo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 42 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Falwell looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Rizzo lands with a thumping leg kick.
Falwell blocks a jab.
Rizzo lands a nice leg kick that just misses Falwell's sensitive parts.
Rizzo scores with a jab.
Falwell shoots in for a takedown but Rizzo shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Nice uppercut lands for Rizzo. That snapped Falwell's head back.
Rizzo throws a shot to the body.
Falwell has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Rizzo scores with a body shot.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Rizzo, as that shot connected.
Falwell is rocked!
Rizzo digs a good hook to Falwell's body.
Falwell is still on wobbly legs! Can Rizzo finish him?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Rizzo throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Falwell is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Frank Rizzo!
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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