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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Sergei Dragunov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sativa Sensei (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dragunov comes to the cage accompanied by 2pac-Uppercut. Sensei has chosen Stevie Ray - Pride and Joy as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Sergei Dragunov is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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146 lbs
41 - 16 - 0 |
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178 cm
37
167 lbs
41 - 25 - 1 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
41 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sergei Dragunov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
41 - 25 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sativa Sensei!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, James Atkins and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sensei moves out of range as Dragunov strikes.
Dragunov scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Dragunov swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Sensei swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Sensei blocks the body kick.
A head kick misses from Sensei.
Dragunov connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Sensei missing with a left hand there. Dragunov was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dragunov lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Sensei has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Sensei and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A big left from Dragunov misses.
Sensei throws the left hand but Dragunov avoids the punch easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dragunov throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sensei throws a big counter head kick but Dragunov avoids it with no problem.
The crowd cheers as Sensei lands an impressive looking overhand right. Dragunov doesn't seem phased though.
It looks like Sergei Dragunov has been cut.
Good shot there by Dragunov.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Sensei.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dragunov will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Sensei avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dragunov lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Sensei has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Sensei and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dragunov connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sensei. Sensei circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Crunch! Dragunov slams his shin into Sensei's torso.
Dragunov digs a good hook to Sensei's body.
Sensei gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Dragunov.
Sensei has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Sensei there as he acknowledges the shot.
Dragunov misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dragunov misses with a low kick.
Dragunov digs a good hook to Sensei's body.
Sensei throws a body punch but Dragunov moves out of range.
Dragunov ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sensei moves away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dragunov, right into the meat.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A telegraphed right hand from Dragunov misses the target.
Dragunov with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A jab from Sensei does it's job there.
Dragunov throws a looping overhand right but Sensei ducks down to avoid it.
Sensei throws out a counter right but Dragunov avoids it with no problem.
Dragunov connects with a leg kick. Sensei looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A swing and a miss from Dragunov.
Sensei's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dragunov connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Sensei scrambles back to his feet.
Dragunov misses with an uppercut
and Sensei counters with a good low kick that Dragunov was not able to check.
Dragunov throws a hook but Sensei blocks it.
Sensei throws out a counter right but Dragunov avoids it with no problem.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dragunov lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Sensei has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Sensei and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Sensei gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Dragunov.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dragunov connects with a leg kick. Sensei looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Sensei on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Sensei staying out of range there.
Dragunov looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dragunov, right into the meat.
A shot to the liver by Dragunov. Beautiful body shot.
Dragunov walks into a left hand.
Sensei has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dragunov.
Dragunov throws a leg kick
and Dragunov takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dragunov really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A head kick misses from Sensei.
A little feinted left hand from Dragunov on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dragunov lands a nice hook to Sensei's body. Sensei takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dragunov tests Sensei's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dragunov tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sensei was well out of range. Poor timing from Dragunov.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dragunov shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Sensei scores with a body shot.
Dragunov throws out a loose jab but Sensei uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sensei moves out of range as Dragunov throws a body kick.
Nice defenses there by Sensei.
Dragunov does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Dragunov scores with a nice head shot.
Sensei checks the leg kick nicely there.
Sensei is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Dragunov with a body shot.
A low kick from Dragunov is predictable there
enabling Sensei to counter with a crisp jab.
Dragunov takes a swing at Sensei's ribcage but misses.
Sensei catches Dragunov with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Dragunov is rocked!
Sensei avoids the body shot from Dragunov.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sergei Dragunov dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sergei Dragunov's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Dragunov thumps Sensei with a low kick.
Oh Dragunov is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dragunov looks to land a left hand but Sensei moved out of range nicely.
Dragunov seems to have got his legs back now.
Dragunov is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sensei can do to turn this around?
Dragunov misses with the body kick
and Sensei counters with a big right hand! Oh Dragunov is in trouble here! Sensei follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sativa Sensei!
A very excited looking Sativa Sensei made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Sergei Dragunov was interviewed post fight and said 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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