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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Rigoberto Lamas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jerry Seinfeld (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Lamas might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Brazilian National Anthem. Jerry Seinfeld told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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170 cm
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186 lbs
14 - 6 - 0 |
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190 cm
27
195 lbs
11 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rigoberto Lamas! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jerry Seinfeld! The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Alan Glass and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Lamas looks to land a right hand but Seinfeld moved out of range. Seinfeld tries to counter by closing the distance. Lamas throws a combination that misses and Seinfeld counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Seinfeld. Seinfeld misses with the head strike.
Lamas has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Seinfeld is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet. Lamas has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Seinfeld is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet. Lamas is looking to take this one to the mat. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rigoberto Lamas. That's going to take a lot out of him. Seinfeld throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Lamas blocks it with crossed arms. Lamas is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though. Lamas goes for a takedown in the clinch but Seinfeld prevents it.
Seinfeld pushes Lamas back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Seinfeld stalling against the cage.
Seinfeld looking to throw knees to the head but Lamas is blocking nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Seinfeld pushes Lamas back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Seinfeld avoiding damage.
Seinfeld gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Lamas.
Seinfeld is pushing Lamas up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
That's one minute gone in the round. Lamas changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Seinfeld fights it off and pushes away nicely.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Lamas. Seinfeld moves into the clinch. Seinfeld throws a knee to the head but misses.
Lamas wants a takedown but no success here.
Seinfeld struggles to land a body shot inside as Lamas controls his hands.
Lamas is trying to drag Seinfeld to the mat but Seinfeld just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there. Seinfeld throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. Lamas wants a takedown but no success here.
Seinfeld has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Lamas seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Seinfeld can turn it around. Lamas has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate. Seinfeld trying to stall but Lamas improves his position.
Seinfeld lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Lamas backwards.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Lamas breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Lamas throws a combination that misses and Seinfeld connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Seinfeld rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lamas moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Seinfeld slips a straight right by Lamas. Seinfeld tries to counter with a clinch but Lamas shakes him off and moves away. Lamas shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it. Seinfeld tries to counter by closing the distance. We've been told by Lamas's head coaches at Phoenix MMA [Elite Public] that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Seinfeld slips a jab and a cross from Lamas.
A big right from Lamas misses. Seinfeld fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Lamas, pushing him back against the cage. This has been an exciting period of action! Lamas takes a shot to the head. Lamas is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Seinfeld is defending well. Seinfeld throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. Lamas is breathing heavily. Good body shot from Seinfeld.
A short right from Seinfeld on the inside. Seinfeld cracks Lamas with a nice body shot. A nice right hand lands inside from Seinfeld.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Seinfeld lands with a left to the head. Seinfeld goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Seinfeld lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Seinfeld misses with a body punch.
Seinfeld struggles to land a body shot inside as Lamas controls his hands.
Seinfeld misses with a punch to the body.
Seinfeld lands an uppercut. Seinfeld lands a nice shot to the body. Seinfeld displaying some good clinch control by pressing Lamas up against the cage. Seinfeld tries to throw a body punch but Lamas avoids it by throwing Seinfeld back against the cage. Lamas throws a head punch that misses. Seinfeld is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Lamas is keeping busy. Seinfeld stops a takedown attempt from Lamas.
Seinfeld lands a left hand.
Lamas can't break the clinch.
Seinfeld stalling.
Seinfeld scores with an uppercut up the middle.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Seinfeld is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage. Seinfeld keeps control of Lamas as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. Seinfeld lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lamas backwards. Seinfeld doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lamas turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Lamas manages to end up in side control. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Seinfeld is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Lamas has just dragged him back down to the mat. Seinfeld tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops. Lamas trying to control momentarily.
Lamas is looking for a choke. Seinfeld gets to his feet with his opponent on his back and slams him to the mat. Seinfeld manages to squirm out of the attempted choke and turns into his opponent's guard. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jerry Seinfeld dominated that round. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Seinfeld stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Seinfeld wants it to stay on the feet. Seinfeld displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Lamas. Lamas tries a head kick but it misses.
Seinfeld wants to counter with a clinch but Lamas pushes him away. Lamas decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard. Lamas is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. Seinfeld looks like he's trying to stand up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Lamas is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Seinfeld has managed to free his arm - good work.
That's one minute gone in the round. Lamas is keen to just control but Seinfeld is a slippery customer. Seinfeld has been the more effective fighter overall so far. Lamas is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Seinfeld defends it well. Seinfeld blocking the ground and pound attempt from Lamas. Lamas is looking to advance position but Seinfeld won't allow it. Lamas stops Seinfeld from getting back to his feet.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity. Lamas misses with a looping left. Seinfeld tries to counter by closing the distance.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action. Lamas with a jab. Lamas looks to land a right hand but Seinfeld moved out of range. Seinfeld wants to counter with a clinch but Lamas pushes him away. Rigoberto Lamas seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Lamas misses with a takedown and Seinfeld counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Seinfeld. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rigoberto Lamas. That's going to take a lot out of him. Seinfeld prevents a takedown attempt there.
Seinfeld is pressed up against the cage. Lamas has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Seinfeld down to the mat. Seinfeld avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. Seinfeld closes the distance and clinches. A short left from Seinfeld. Lamas blocks a body shot from Seinfeld. Lamas wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee. Lamas prevents a body shot from Seinfeld. Seinfeld stalling in the clinch but Lamas improves position. Seinfeld is pressed up against the cage. Lamas has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Seinfeld down to the mat. Seinfeld avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. Lamas misses with a double jab.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Lamas jabbing away but nothing is landing. Seinfeld tries to counter with a clinch but Lamas shakes him off and moves away.
That's three minutes gone in the round. The fight moves into the clinch position. Lamas is looking for a takedown. Seinfeld throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lamass head. Seinfeld lands a hook that snaps the head of Lamas backwards. Seinfeld tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Lamas being controlled against the cage. Seinfeld tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lamas's elbow. Seinfeld lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Seinfeld tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lamas's elbow. Seinfeld misses with a punch on the inside.
Lamas is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Seinfeld's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems. Lamas drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Seinfeld lands a left hand.
Jerry Seinfeld seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far. Lamas is looking for a takedown.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Seinfeld lands a right hand that snaps the head of Lamas backwards. Seinfeld gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Lamas.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Seinfeld creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Seinfeld scores with a nice hook to the head. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. A nice left hand lands by Seinfeld.
Lamas is rocked! Lamas blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Oh Lamas is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! A short body shot lands from Seinfeld as the two fighters clinch.
Seinfeld lands a shoulder strike. Seinfeld scores with a shot to the side of Lamas's head. Seinfeld creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Lamas with a big uppercut! Lamas tries to clinch up but Seinfeld pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Lamas to the mat! Lamas covers up and Seinfeld unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Jerry Seinfeld! Jerry Seinfeld seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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