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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joost Van De Wolf Keizer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lord Viceroy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Van De Wolf Keizer comes to the cage accompanied by MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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262 lbs
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285 lbs
18 - 16 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
35 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joost Van De Wolf Keizer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lord Viceroy!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Viceroy misses with a hook. Van De Wolf Keizer ducked under it nicely.
Van De Wolf Keizer lands with a kick to the ribs.
Viceroy misses with a double jab
and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Van De Wolf Keizer lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Viceroy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Van De Wolf Keizer.
Van De Wolf Keizer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Viceroy is not content to let Van De Wolf Keizer control the position.
Van De Wolf Keizer controlling the pace.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Viceroy is staying active underneath Van De Wolf Keizer, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Van De Wolf Keizer trying to control from Viceroy's half guard. Viceroy has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Van De Wolf Keizer lands a couple of elbows.
Van De Wolf Keizer wants to pass the guard but Viceroy is keeping the position.
Van De Wolf Keizer is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Van De Wolf Keizer is looking to slow Viceroy down with leg kicks.
Viceroy takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Viceroy looks to land a left hand but Van De Wolf Keizer moved out of range nicely.
Viceroy throws a series of punches but Van De Wolf Keizer moves out of range.
Van De Wolf Keizer moves out of range as Viceroy strikes.
Viceroy works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Viceroy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Viceroy throws a jab when Van De Wolf Keizer was well out of range.
Van De Wolf Keizer feinted with a counter takedown.
Viceroy swings for the body but Van De Wolf Keizer moves out of range.
Van De Wolf Keizer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Van De Wolf Keizer turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Good shot there by Viceroy.
Van De Wolf Keizer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Van De Wolf Keizer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Viceroy moves away.
Van De Wolf Keizer walks into a left hand.
Viceroy misses with a hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Viceroy quickly recovers to half guard.
Van De Wolf Keizer is looking to take a break and control but Viceroy is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Van De Wolf Keizer looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a strike but Viceroy avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Van De Wolf Keizer trying to control the position from guard on top but Viceroy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Viceroy wants to sweep but no luck.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Viceroy keeping moving, preventing Van De Wolf Keizer from controlling successfully.
Viceroy really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Van De Wolf Keizer. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Viceroy throws a shot to the body.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a head kick but Viceroy moves out of range.
Lord Viceroy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Viceroy lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a body kick that misses.
Viceroy misses the body punch
and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a series of strikes. Viceroy will be more careful next time no doubt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Viceroy throws a jab when Van De Wolf Keizer was well out of range.
Van De Wolf Keizer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Good leg kick by Van De Wolf Keizer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
It seemed like Viceroy was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nice shot by Viceroy.
Lord Viceroy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Van De Wolf Keizer tests Viceroy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joost Van De Wolf Keizer dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Viceroy thuds his right hand into Van De Wolf Keizer's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a wild body shot.
Viceroy misses with a lunging right hand
and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Viceroy thinking.
Van De Wolf Keizer attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Viceroy lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Van De Wolf Keizer looks to score with a jab to the body but Viceroy is just out of range.
Viceroy throws a series of punches but Van De Wolf Keizer moves out of range.
Viceroy misses with a left hand
and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
We've been informed that Viceroy has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Viceroy can't keep his opponent in guard - Van De Wolf Keizer advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Van De Wolf Keizer missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a head shot. Viceroy uses the momentum to regain guard.
Van De Wolf Keizer postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Viceroy keeping moving, preventing Van De Wolf Keizer from controlling successfully.
Van De Wolf Keizer throwing strikes from guard but Viceroy blocks nicely.
Viceroy keeping moving, preventing Van De Wolf Keizer from controlling successfully.
Van De Wolf Keizer is looking to work some ground and pound but Viceroy has wrist control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Van De Wolf Keizer is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Van De Wolf Keizer is looking to pass into half guard but Viceroy pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Viceroy is in guard.
Van De Wolf Keizer working a defensive guard here.
Van De Wolf Keizer wants to sweep here but Viceroy controlling him for the moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer controlling the position.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Van De Wolf Keizer keeps Viceroy at a distance using the push kick.
No joy there for Viceroy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A big left from Viceroy misses.
Nice straight punches there by Viceroy. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Viceroy.
Van De Wolf Keizer avoids the body shot from Viceroy.
Van De Wolf Keizer with a jab.
Van De Wolf Keizer thumps Viceroy with a low kick.
Viceroy might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Van De Wolf Keizer bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Van De Wolf Keizer wants to control for a moment but Viceroy uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
Van De Wolf Keizer working the head and body with strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Van De Wolf Keizer with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Joost Van De Wolf Keizer overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Van De Wolf Keizer throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Van De Wolf Keizer trying to control from half guard but Viceroy is working away.
Van De Wolf Keizer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Van De Wolf Keizer is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Van De Wolf Keizer trying to control from half guard but Viceroy is working away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joost Van De Wolf Keizer dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Van De Wolf Keizer lands a glancing blow to the side of Viceroy's head.
Viceroy throws a right hand that Van De Wolf Keizer ducks under and follows up with a left that Van De Wolf Keizer also avoids with ease.
Van De Wolf Keizer half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Viceroy walks into a stiff left hand from Van De Wolf Keizer.
Viceroy misses with a wild combination.
Viceroy misses with a few strikes there.
Sloppy strikes from Van De Wolf Keizer. Those never looked like landing.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Viceroy! But no joy.
Van De Wolf Keizer misses with a series of wild punches.
Viceroy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Viceroy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Viceroy lands a head shot.
Van De Wolf Keizer ducks under a wild hook from Viceroy.
Viceroy staying out of range there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Viceroy steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Van De Wolf Keizer. That one must have hurt.
Joost Van De Wolf Keizer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Viceroy works Van De Wolf Keizer's body with a nice hook.
Van De Wolf Keizer shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Viceroy as he avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Viceroy misses.
Viceroy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Van De Wolf Keizer.
Van De Wolf Keizer avoids the body shot from Viceroy.
Viceroy misses with a hook. Van De Wolf Keizer ducked under it nicely.
Van De Wolf Keizer throws a head kick but Viceroy moves out of range.
Viceroy misses with an uppercut. Van De Wolf Keizer saw that one coming.
Van De Wolf Keizer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Viceroy.
An inside leg kick lands from Van De Wolf Keizer.
Van De Wolf Keizer connects with a leg kick. Viceroy looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Van De Wolf Keizer shoots in and bounces Viceroy off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Van De Wolf Keizer stands up over Viceroy, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Van De Wolf Keizer with a nice head shot there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer trying to control but Viceroy is working from the bottom.
Van De Wolf Keizer drops back, looking for a kneebar! Viceroy looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Viceroy looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Viceroy!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Van De Wolf Keizer tries to get back to half guard but can't.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Viceroy off and has taken his back!
Van De Wolf Keizer looking to break Viceroy's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Viceroy remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Van De Wolf Keizer will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
Lord Viceroy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Van De Wolf Keizer is looking for the choke from the back position but Viceroy is controlling his hands well.
Van De Wolf Keizer seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Van De Wolf Keizer seems to be going for a rear naked choke. He has an arm under Viceroy's chin but Viceroy turns very nicely into Van De Wolf Keizer's guard. Good BJJ skills being displayed there by Viceroy.
Van De Wolf Keizer trying to control the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Viceroy is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Van De Wolf Keizer escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Viceroy gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Van De Wolf Keizer looking for a sweep. Not yet Van De Wolf Keizer, not yet.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Joost Van De Wolf Keizer.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Van De Wolf Keizer, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joost Van De Wolf Keizer!
An intense looking Joost Van De Wolf Keizer took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Zis win is dick tit cated to my awezome slam peace of a girlfriend! Will you merry me? Zis Juicer wants only hiz Juice on you for ze rezt of hiz life! Or in you when we make little Van Der Wolfkeizer's one day! Let's us make fuck like bunniez!'.
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RATING
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