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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kirk Laputa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Laputa comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Suicidal Tendencies - You Can't Bring Me Down kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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245 lbs
15 - 8 - 1 |
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264 lbs
24 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 8 - 1, fighting out of London, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
24 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kirk Laputa!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Andrew Berry and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doofenshmirtz throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Doofenshmirtz jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Laputa tries a low kick but Doofenshmirtz avoids it.
Doofenshmirtz fails with the takedown.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Laputa avoids a kick to the body.
Doofenshmirtz chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Doofenshmirtz throws a solid leg kick but Laputa takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Doofenshmirtz.
Laputa takes a swing at Doofenshmirtz's ribcage but misses.
Doofenshmirtz has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Jungle Gym in the buildup to the fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laputa uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Doofenshmirtz.
Laputa checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Doofenshmirtz throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Laputa.
Doofenshmirtz thows a body kick. Laputa tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Doofenshmirtz throws a wild body kick that Laputa sees coming a mile off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick by Doofenshmirtz misses
and Laputa counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Laputa.
Laputa tries to land knees in the clinch but Doofenshmirtz avoids the damage to the body.
Doofenshmirtz jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Laputa walks away with a smile on his face. Doofenshmirtz gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick but Laputa moves out of range.
Nice body kick there by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Laputa's waist but Laputa gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Doofenshmirtz off to one side.
Laputa wants to counter with a clinch but Doofenshmirtz pushes him away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Heinz Doofenshmirtz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Laputa moves out of range as Doofenshmirtz strikes.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a few strikes there.
Doofenshmirtz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Laputa looks to score with a jab to the body but Doofenshmirtz is just out of range.
Laputa throws a low kick, looking for Doofenshmirtz's leg but Doofenshmirtz calmly moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a low kick.
Laputa slaps away a takedown attempt from Doofenshmirtz, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Doofenshmirtz jabs Laputa to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Laputa takes one on the button.
Doofenshmirtz connects with an inside leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Doofenshmirtz attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Laputa is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Laputa fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Doofenshmirtz.
Laputa misses with a low kick as Doofenshmirtz jumps back.
Doofenshmirtz throws a solid leg kick but Laputa takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Doofenshmirtz.
Laputa wants to counter with a clinch but Doofenshmirtz pushes him away.
A nice inside leg kick there by Doofenshmirtz. That's going to slow Laputa down.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laputa loads up on a big right hand but Doofenshmirtz slips the punch.
Laputa keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Doofenshmirtz throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Laputa on the side of the head.
Laputa has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Doofenshmirtz goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Laputa blocks a leg kick.
Laputa fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Doofenshmirtz went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Doofenshmirtz throws a shot from downtown. Laputa moves away and avoids it.
Doofenshmirtz throws a low kick, looking for Laputa's leg but Laputa calmly moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that misses.
Kirk Laputa is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Doofenshmirtz throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laputa scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Laputa digs a good hook to Doofenshmirtz's body.
Doofenshmirtz thows a leg kick but Laputa checks it
and Laputa counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Doofenshmirtz is leaning against Laputa and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Laputa lands a left hand.
Laputa tries to work over Doofenshmirtz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Doofenshmirtz avoids a wild elbow strike from Laputa.
Doofenshmirtz takes a knee right on the jaw!
Laputa tries to land knees in the clinch but Doofenshmirtz avoids the damage to the body.
Laputa doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Doofenshmirtz takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Doofenshmirtz works on Laputa's body with a couple of short punches.
Laputa trying to land knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doofenshmirtz is trying hard to land a takedown here. Laputa sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Laputa is looking to slow Doofenshmirtz down with leg kicks.
Doofenshmirtz takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Laputa uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Doofenshmirtz.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Doofenshmirtz.
Laputa lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Laputa.
It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
Laputa stuffs the takedown attempt from Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz gets slowly back to his feet.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick but Laputa moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laputa was well out of range. Poor timing from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz avoids the body shot from Laputa.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Laputa throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Doofenshmirtz closes this distance looking for a takedown but Laputa circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Heinz Doofenshmirtz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Laputa moves out of range of the leg kick from Doofenshmirtz.
That kick from Laputa tenderised Doofenshmirtz's leg. Doofenshmirtz is trying to keep his angry face on.
Doofenshmirtz swings for the body but Laputa moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Laputa.
Laputa avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Laputa wants to counter the offense by Doofenshmirtz and move into the clinch position.
A clash of legs there as Laputa blocks the low kick.
Doofenshmirtz cracks Laputa with a right hand to the side of the head.
Doofenshmirtz throws a chopping leg kick but Laputa manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Doofenshmirtz moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Laputa was covering up waiting for the punch and Doofenshmirtz finishes the takedown easily into guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laputa looking to control.
Doofenshmirtz being controlled here momentarily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Doofenshmirtz throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Laputa not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Laputa looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Laputa not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Doofenshmirtz passes into half guard.
Laputa tries to roll over but Doofenshmirtz keeps him under control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laputa wants to control but Doofenshmirtz is keeping busy.
Laputa wants to control the action here but instead Doofenshmirtz manages to pass to full mount!
Doofenshmirtz scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Laputa?
Laputa is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Doofenshmirtz scoring with strikes but Laputa is staying in there.
It looks like Kirk Laputa has been cut.
Laputa tries to hold on but Doofenshmirtz postures up.
Doofenshmirtz working Laputa over with strikes here.
That has opened up Kirk Laputa's cut even more.
Laputa tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Doofenshmirtz is landing with some decent strikes but Laputa is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Laputa is rocked!
The cut above Kirk Laputa's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kirk Laputa's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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