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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Juan Pierre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sponge Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Juan Pierre could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Sponge Bob's chin.
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165 lbs
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160 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Good elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Juan Pierre!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sponge Bob!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Elvis Blanc and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pierre misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Pierre forces Bob back against the cage and clinches.
Bob leaning against his opponent.
A knee to the head by Bob.
Bob landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Bob working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Pierre is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Pierre fails to land.
Come on Bob - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Pierre is trying to break the clinch but Bob is controlling him.
Bob lands an elbow just above Pierre 's eye.
It looks like Juan Pierre has been cut.
Bob using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Bob with a knee to the head.
Pierre wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Bob lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pierre backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pierre is trying to break the clinch but Bob has him pressed against the cage.
Bob lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
A short left from Bob.
Bob creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Pierre's defenses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob lands a nice elbow.
Bob lands a nice elbow.
Bob landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Bob lands an elbow just above Pierre 's eye.
Pierre wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Pierre being controlled against the cage.
Pierre is trying to break the clinch but Bob has him pressed against the cage.
Bob is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Pierre is breathing heavily.
Bob lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bob lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bob lands an elbow just above Pierre 's eye.
Pierre misses with the head strike.
Bob gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Bob lands an elbow inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bob lands an elbow inside that Pierre shrugs off.
Bob scores a nice knee to the body.
Bob lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob landing knees to the head.
Bob lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bob creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Pierre's defenses.
Bob putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Pierre in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Bob effectively controlling the action here.
Bob has Pierre pressed against the cage.
Bob lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pierre backwards.
Bob working Pierre over with knees to the body.
Pierre tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bob just leaning against Pierre, taking a breather.
Pierre fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bob lands a damaging elbow.
Knees to the body from Bob.
Bob lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bob lands a nice elbow.
Bob lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Pierre looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A short right from Bob on the inside.
Knees to the body from Bob.
Bob putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Pierre in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Pierre takes an elbow to the temple.
Bob gets through Pierre's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bob obliges.
Bob crunches a lovely knee into Pierre's ribcage.
Bob lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Bob lands a knee to the head.
Bob lands an elbow inside that Pierre shrugs off.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bob unloads a knee to the mid-section. Pierre lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Bob gets through Pierre's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bob lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bob prevents Pierre from breaking the clinch.
Pierre takes an elbow to the temple.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Bob lands a knee to the head.
Bob gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Bob lands a nice knee to the body.
Pierre wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bob using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bob obliges.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Bob lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bob obliges.
Pierre tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bob is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Bob on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bob stalling against the cage.
Bob has Pierre pressed against the cage, preventing Pierre from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bob lands an elbow just above Pierre 's eye.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sponge Bob dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Juan Pierre's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Bob gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Pierre looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Pierre has had enough of the clinch but Bob keeps him there for the moment.
Pierre is looking to break free of the clinch but Bob has double underhooks.
Bob lands a nice elbow.
Bob lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
The referee is keeping an eye on Bob - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
We've been informed that Bob has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Pierre wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Bob connects with a nasty looking knee right to Pierre's face.
A short left from Bob.
Bob using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bob scores with a knee to the head.
Bob scores with a knee to the head.
Bob lands a nice elbow.
Bob lands an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bob landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Bob.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pierre letting Bob take a breather here.
Bob lands an elbow inside.
Bob lands a knee to the body.
Pierre is looking to break free of the clinch but Bob has double underhooks.
Bob lands a nice knee to the body.
Bob lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Pierre tries to break free but Bob pushes him back against the cage.
Bob creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Pierre's defenses.
Bob comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Pierre is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Bob is keeping busy.
Bob tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Bob prevents Pierre from breaking the clinch.
Pierre throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bob blocks it with crossed arms.
Bob has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bob lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pierre backwards.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob blocks an uppercut.
Bob putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Pierre in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Bob lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pierre backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pierre is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Pierre throws a head punch that misses.
Pierre is trying to force a seperation but Bob has the dominant position.
Sponge Bob seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Bob lands a knee to the body.
Bob landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A knee to the head by Bob.
Bob looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bob unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Pierre wants to break the clinch but can't.
Pierre wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Pierre lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Pierre takes a knee to the side of the body.
Pierre wants to break free but Bob has control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob crunches a lovely knee into Pierre's ribcage.
Bob connects with a knee to the head.
Bob tries a knee to the head but Pierre blocks it.
Pierre avoids the elbow strike from Bob, against the cage.
Pierre wants to get back to striking at distance but Bob won't allow it.
Bob trying to land knees to the body.
Pierre has a couple of punches blocked by Bob.
Bob lands an elbow that stopped Pierre in his tracks for a moment.
Pierre is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Bob has Pierre pressed against the cage, preventing Pierre from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bob obliges.
Bob lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pierre backwards.
Bob throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Pierre blocks it with crossed arms.
Pierre is trying to force a seperation but Bob has the dominant position.
Pierre misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bob obliges.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob prevents Pierre from breaking the clinch.
Bob comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Bob gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Bob lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pierre looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Bob lands an elbow inside that Pierre shrugs off.
A knee to the head by Pierre.
Bob lands a knee to the body.
Bob lands a nice elbow.
Bob is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Pierre breaks the clinch.
Bob has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bob lands a knee to the head.
Pierre tries to break the clinch but Bob is controlling the position.
Stalling in the clinch from Bob.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sponge Bob showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Juan Pierre's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Pierre tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pierre tries a head kick but it misses.
Bob is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Pierre throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A punch combination from Pierre misses.
Bob pushes Pierre up against the cage in a clinch.
Bob connects with a knee to the head.
Bob lands an elbow inside.
Bob lands an elbow just above Pierre 's eye.
Bob lands a left hand.
Bob has Pierre pressed against the cage, preventing Pierre from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bob landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bob lands an elbow inside.
Pierre takes an elbow to the forehead.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice elbow from Bob.
Bob lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bob landing knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pierre wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bob lands a knee to the body.
Bob comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Bob lands a knee to the body.
Pierre takes an elbow to the forehead.
Bob connects with a knee to the head.
Bob unloads a knee to the mid-section. Pierre lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Nice elbow from Bob.
Pierre tries to circle away but Bob has him pinned against the cage.
Pierre wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Bob landing knees to the body.
Pierre takes an elbow to the temple.
Stalling in the clinch from Bob.
Pierre takes a knee to the side of the body.
Pierre is trying to break the clinch but Bob is controlling him.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Bob.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pierre takes an elbow to the temple.
Bob lands a damaging elbow.
Bob tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Pierre avoids it.
Pierre working hard to break the clinch.
Bob keeps control of Pierre as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bob gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Bob lands a nice knee to the body.
Bob has Pierre pressed against the cage, preventing Pierre from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bob lands a knee to the head.
Pierre misses with some punches.
Bob unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A shot in the inside from Bob.
Pierre using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bob has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Bob lands a knee to the body.
Pierre wants to break free but Bob has control.
Bob lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pierre backwards.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Pierre's efforts to push away.
Bob blocks an uppercut.
Bob crunches a lovely knee into Pierre's ribcage.
Bob lands an elbow inside that Pierre shrugs off.
Bob lands an elbow inside that Pierre shrugs off.
Bob lands a left hand.
Bob lands with a short shot to the head.
Pierre wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bob has him pressed against the cage.
Pierre is trying to force a seperation but Bob has the dominant position.
Bob crunches a lovely knee into Pierre's ribcage.
Bob crunches a lovely knee into Pierre's ribcage.
Bob lands a damaging elbow.
Bob lands an elbow just above Pierre 's eye.
Bob with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Pierre tries to circle away but Bob has him pinned against the cage.
Sponge Bob is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pierre backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pierre wants to get back to striking at distance but Bob won't allow it.
Bob landing knees to the body.
Bob lands a left hand.
Bob lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bob landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Pierre tries to break the clinch but Bob is controlling the position.
Bob utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Bob lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pierre backwards.
A frustrated look appears on Pierre's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bob lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pierre is trying to break the clinch but Bob is controlling him.
Bob unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Juan Pierre has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bob landing knees to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Sponge Bob comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Bob winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 25:30
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 25:30
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 25:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sponge Bob!
A very excited looking Sponge Bob rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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