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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Fat Retard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Hoop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). John Hoop has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Fat Retard's chin.
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200 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
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180 cm
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200 lbs
12 - 8 - 1 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Cardio machine |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Retard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Hoop!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Cecil Peabody and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Retard feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hoop's calf.
Hoop is looking to score with low kicks.
Retard scores with a punch to the head.
Hoop takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Hoop misses with a jab to the body
and Retard makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Hoop really felt that one!
Hoop fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Retard manages to avoid it.
Hoop works the jab nicely.
It looks like Fat Retard has been cut.
Hoop swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Hoop throws a series of punches but Retard moves out of range.
Hoop keeps the fight on the outside.
Retard fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Hoop is out of range.
Hoop scores with a nice right hand.
Retard throws a wild body kick that Hoop sees coming a mile off.
We've been told by Retard's head coaches at Restricted area that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Hoop throws a body shot but no joy.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hoop misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hoop avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Retard tries a head kick but it misses.
Hoop takes one on the button.
Hoop looks to score with a jab to the body but Retard is just out of range.
And Retard counters with a quick kick to the body but Hoop blocks it.
Hoop throws a jab but it's blocked by Retard.
Hoop tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Retard was well out of range. Poor timing from Hoop.
Retard appears to be looking for a big counter.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hoop waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Retard.
Retard throws a front kick that sends Hoop stumbling back into the cage.
Hoop gets tackled into the cage by Retard. Retard maintains the clinch.
Hoop tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Retard's elbow.
Hoop blocks the elbow strike.
Hoop scores with a hook to the body.
Retard lands an elbow just above Hoop 's eye.
Knees to the body from Retard.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Retard.
Hoop misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Retard.
Retard scores with a shot to the side of Hoop's head.
Hoop tries a body shot but Retard blocks it.
Retard blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hoop doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hoop is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoop misses with some punches.
A short left from Retard.
Hoop tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Retard's elbow.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hoop lands an uppercut.
Hoop looking to throw knees to the head but Retard is blocking nicely.
Hoop has a couple of punches blocked by Retard.
Hoop throws a head punch that misses.
Hoop tries to throw a body punch but Retard avoids it by throwing Hoop back against the cage.
Hoop working aggressively here.
Retard misses with an elbow strike.
Hoop swings wildly with an uppercut but Retard uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Retard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hoop struggles to land a body shot inside as Retard controls his hands.
A nice left hand lands by Hoop.
Hoop misses with the head strike.
Hoop lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Hoop lands an uppercut.
Hoop lands with a right to the head.
Hoop goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hoop misses with a body punch.
Retard blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hoop scores a nice knee to the body.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Hoop will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Retard up against the cage.
Hoop tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hoop tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Retard avoids it.
Retard tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Retard slowing the pace effectively.
Retard is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Retard seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Retard tries to stall but Hoop uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Retard is struggling to control the position.
Hoop blocks an uppercut.
Retard blocks an uppercut.
Hoop tries a knee to the head but Retard blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Hoop dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fat Retard's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Hoop misses with a hook. Retard ducked under it nicely.
Fat Retard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Retard throws a nice inside leg kick.
Hoop chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Retard can pounce on him.
Hoop missing with a left hand there. Retard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Retard avoids a punch combination nicely.
Retard thinks about countering with a body kick.
Good shot there by Hoop.
Retard throws a wild body kick that Hoop sees coming a mile off.
Hoop dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Retard. That did some damage!
Hoop lands a jab to Retard's midsection.
Hoop swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Retard pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Retard looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A jab lands there for Hoop.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hoop moves out of range as Retard throws a body kick.
Hoop looks to throw the jab but Retard is out of range.
Hoop throws an overhand right that drops Retard like a sack of potatoes! Hoop dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Hoop!
John Hoop really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Walhalla Clothing (25 €/piece) logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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