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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Victor Zsasz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CanChopper comes into the arena with Badass blaring out of the sound system. Zsasz has chosen 2Pac: When We Ride ft. Outlawz as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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249 lbs
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143 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
30 - 20 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ameri CanChopper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
34 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Victor Zsasz!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Alan Glass and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zsasz lands a front kick.
CanChopper lands a nice looking body kick.
We've been informed that Zsasz has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
CanChopper throws a leg kick but Zsasz sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Nice shot lands for Zsasz.
CanChopper tried to score with a low kick but Zsasz checks it.
Zsasz fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but CanChopper is out of range.
CanChopper tried to counter with a leg kick but Zsasz avoided it.
CanChopper has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Demon's Progym in the buildup to the fight.
A slow jab from Zsasz misses its intended target.
CanChopper tries to clinch but Zsasz moves out of range.
CanChopper throws a lazy right hand but Zsasz sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Zsasz steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Zsasz throws a leg kick but CanChopper sees it coming and moves out of range.
CanChopper takes a jab right on the kisser.
Zsasz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but CanChopper manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
CanChopper moves out of range of the body kick.
Zsasz throws a hook to the side of CanChopper's head but CanChopper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
CanChopper fires out a quick counter leg kick but Zsasz just manages to avoid it.
Zsasz pivots, looking for a leg kick but CanChopper is out of range and Zsasz settles back down.
CanChopper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Zsasz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but CanChopper manages to avoid it.
The fighters circle momentarily. Zsasz darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zsasz looks to throw the jab but CanChopper is out of range.
Zsasz scoring well with a low kick there.
A solid leg kick lands there for CanChopper.
Zsasz throws a hook but CanChopper avoids it easily.
CanChopper is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Zsasz misses with a hook. CanChopper ducked under it nicely.
CanChopper blocks a head kick by Zsasz.
CanChopper throws a leg kick
and Zsasz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
CanChopper pushes Zsasz away with a front kick.
CanChopper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zsasz moves away.
CanChopper tries to clinch but Zsasz moves out of range.
Zsasz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zsasz rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but CanChopper moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Zsasz takes a swing at CanChopper's ribcage but misses.
A slapping body kick lands there for Zsasz.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The fight stays on the outside here - CanChopper looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
CanChopper throws the kick towards the body but Zsasz avoids it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Zsasz. That's going to slow CanChopper down.
Zsasz connects with an inside leg kick.
CanChopper misses with a straight left.
A lazy left from CanChopper finds it's target.
CanChopper works the jab nicely.
Zsasz connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed CanChopper momentarily.
CanChopper throws a jab but it's blocked by Zsasz.
Zsasz lands a body shot.
Zsasz throws a leg kick that is checked
and CanChopper counters with a nice leg kick.
CanChopper tries to clinch but Zsasz moves away
and Zsasz counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
CanChopper on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
CanChopper lands a jab to the nose.
Zsasz fails to land with a series of punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper ducks under a wild hook from Zsasz.
CanChopper fires out a quick counter leg kick but Zsasz just manages to avoid it.
An inside leg kick from CanChopper misses.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Zsasz checks a leg kick.
CanChopper turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
CanChopper throws a leg kick
and CanChopper takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
CanChopper looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Zsasz was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Zsasz moves out of range of the body kick.
Zsasz lands with a shot to the body.
Zsasz attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
CanChopper drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
CanChopper is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Zsasz throws out a loose jab but CanChopper uses good head movement to avoid it.
CanChopper fires out a quick counter leg kick but Zsasz just manages to avoid it.
Zsasz is looking to land body kicks.
Zsasz moves out of range as CanChopper throws a body kick.
Zsasz bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps CanChopper's head backwards.
Zsasz throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zsasz tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
CanChopper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Zsasz in his tracks.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A good leg kick by Zsasz.
Zsasz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
CanChopper on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Zsasz. Zsasz obviously looking to wear him down.
Both fighters circling a little - Zsasz finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
A leg kick checked by Zsasz.
CanChopper throws a leg kick that is checked
and Zsasz counters with a lovely straight right hand!
CanChopper avoids a kick to the body.
CanChopper steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Zsasz. That one must have hurt.
CanChopper ducks right into an uppercut from Zsasz.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
CanChopper tries to clinch up but Zsasz circles away and keeps his distance.
Zsasz looks to score with a jab to the body but CanChopper is just out of range.
Zsasz is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! CanChopper had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Zsasz throws a body shot but no joy.
CanChopper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Victor Zsasz dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
CanChopper looking to land some kicks to the body here.
CanChopper tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Zsasz thumps CanChopper with a low kick.
CanChopper takes a body punch but keeps moving.
CanChopper misses with a body kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - CanChopper looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Zsasz is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
CanChopper blocks a low kick nicely.
A bone on bone clash there as Zsasz blocks the leg kick.
CanChopper blocks a low kick nicely.
CanChopper throws an overhand right that lands on Zsasz's shoulder, as Zsasz tries to avoid the shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
CanChopper closes the distance and clinches.
Zsasz misses with a punch on the inside.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Zsasz in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Zsasz wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Zsasz tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
CanChopper managing to block the knees to the body from Zsasz.
CanChopper lands a shoulder strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
CanChopper lands an elbow inside.
It looks like Victor Zsasz has been cut.
CanChopper throws an elbow but it's blocked.
CanChopper tries a body shot but Zsasz blocks it.
CanChopper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zsasz digs a right hand into CanChopper's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on CanChopper's gas tank.
CanChopper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
CanChopper misses with some punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Zsasz creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Zsasz tries to land knees in the clinch but CanChopper avoids the damage to the body.
CanChopper tries to work over Zsasz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
CanChopper scores with a shot to the side of Zsasz's head.
Zsasz takes a knee to the side of the body.
CanChopper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Zsasz backwards.
Zsasz is rocked!
Zsasz avoids a wild elbow strike from CanChopper.
Zsasz looking to throw knees to the head but CanChopper is blocking nicely.
A short body shot lands from Zsasz as the two fighters clinch.
Zsasz working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Ameri CanChopper has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zsasz manages to break the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zsasz uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before CanChopper has time to react.
CanChopper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Zsasz.
CanChopper drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Zsasz lands a nice leg kick that just misses CanChopper's sensitive parts.
Zsasz misses with a head kick.
CanChopper lands a jab.
CanChopper on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Zsasz. Zsasz obviously looking to wear him down.
CanChopper wants to clinch up but Zsasz keeps it at a distance.
A clash of legs there as CanChopper blocks the low kick.
CanChopper is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Zsasz.
CanChopper works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
CanChopper throws a head kick that Zsasz semi-blocks.
Zsasz is still on wobbly legs! Can CanChopper finish him?
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zsasz.
CanChopper checks the leg kick nicely there.
Zsasz works CanChopper's body with a nice hook.
Zsasz seems to have recovered his senses.
Zsasz has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Zsasz counters with a right hand to the body.
Zsasz motions for CanChopper to come forward. Zsasz throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A slapping leg kick lands for Zsasz.
CanChopper checks a low kick from Zsasz.
CanChopper throws a front kick aimed at Zsasz's knee but Zsasz avoids it well.
Zsasz tries to score with a low kick but CanChopper moves his leg out of the way.
Zsasz throws a nice head kick!
Zsasz throws a lazy right hand but CanChopper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
CanChopper slips under a jab from Zsasz.
CanChopper throws a leg kick
and Zsasz counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Zsasz misses with an uppercut.
Zsasz throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zsasz just misses with a punch to the body.
CanChopper throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
This has been an exciting period of action!
CanChopper throws a leg kick but Zsasz sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Zsasz checks the leg kick nicely there.
CanChopper misses with a wild body shot.
CanChopper misses with a body kick.
Victor Zsasz seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Zsasz throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
CanChopper throws a wild body kick that Zsasz sees coming a mile off.
Zsasz throws a low kick, looking for CanChopper's leg but CanChopper calmly moves out of range.
CanChopper tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Zsasz manages to circle out of the way.
Zsasz blocks the body kick.
CanChopper wants to clinch.
CanChopper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zsasz.
CanChopper takes the fight into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Victor Zsasz will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Victor Zsasz's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
CanChopper takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
CanChopper is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Zsasz tries to work over CanChopper's front leg with a kick but CanChopper checks it.
CanChopper throws a nice outside leg kick.
CanChopper takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Zsasz avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Zsasz throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
CanChopper moves in looking to clinch but Zsasz pushes him off.
Zsasz takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Zsasz paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Zsasz throws a body punch but CanChopper moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zsasz connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Zsasz ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
CanChopper throws out a loose jab but Zsasz uses good head movement to avoid it.
CanChopper checks a leg kick.
CanChopper scoring well with a low kick there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
CanChopper checks a leg kick nicely.
CanChopper throws a push kick but Zsasz slaps the foot to one side.
Zsasz throws a leg kick but CanChopper checks it.
Zsasz defending well as CanChopper loads up on a big left hand.
Zsasz fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but CanChopper is out of range.
CanChopper is looking to clinch.
Zsasz lands a nice shot that snaps CanChopper's head back.
The fight stays on the outside here - CanChopper looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
CanChopper throws a jab when Zsasz was well out of range.
CanChopper wants to clinch.
A telegraphed right hand from Zsasz misses the target.
Zsasz connects with the punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zsasz misses with a hook. CanChopper ducked under it nicely.
CanChopper thinks about countering with a body kick.
Zsasz fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
CanChopper throws a solid leg kick but Zsasz takes the impact on his shin and smiles at CanChopper.
A leg kick checked by CanChopper.
A counter left hand to the body from CanChopper misses its target.
CanChopper misses with a hook.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Zsasz.
CanChopper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Zsasz lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Zsasz works CanChopper's body with a nice hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
CanChopper moves out of range of the strikes.
Zsasz dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Zsasz swings for the body but CanChopper moves out of range.
CanChopper tries to close the distance and clinch up but Zsasz swats him away and circles back towards the center.
CanChopper lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper wants to land a leg kick but Zsasz is out of range.
Zsasz scores with a spinning back kick!
CanChopper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Zsasz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
CanChopper scores with a head kick. Zsasz tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
A decent looking cross lands there for Zsasz.
CanChopper ducks under a wild hook from Zsasz.
A shot to the liver by Zsasz. Beautiful body shot.
CanChopper tries to clinch but Zsasz moves away
and Zsasz counters with a straight right hand.
CanChopper slips a straight right by Zsasz.
A little feinted left hand from CanChopper on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
CanChopper blocks a head kick by Zsasz.
CanChopper misses with an attempted mid kick.
Zsasz comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Zsasz tried to score with a low kick but CanChopper checks it.
Zsasz loads up on a big right hand but CanChopper slips the punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zsasz smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
CanChopper looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
CanChopper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ameri CanChopper has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Zsasz dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
CanChopper looks to land a body kick but Zsasz moved away.
Zsasz throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck CanChopper on the side of the head.
CanChopper gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Zsasz cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
CanChopper misses with a leg kick
and Zsasz counters with an outside leg kick.
CanChopper will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
CanChopper throws a leg kick that misses.
Zsasz defending well as CanChopper loads up on a big left hand.
A jab from CanChopper misses.
Zsasz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A clash of legs there as Zsasz blocks the low kick.
Zsasz scores with a leg kick.
Victor Zsasz is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Zsasz lands a glancing blow to the side of CanChopper's head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Victor Zsasz comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Zsasz winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Victor Zsasz!
Victor Zsasz gave a mention to Arcticus University: London in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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