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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harry Highpants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jigga Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jigga Jones has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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215 lbs
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220 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Harry Highpants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jigga Jones!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Skip Squint and Ron Honeybunn.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Highpants moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Jigga Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Highpants takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A leg kick checked by Highpants.
We've been told by Highpants's head coaches at Madz **21 Elite coaches** that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Jones slips a straight right by Highpants.
Highpants lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jones circles away quickly and effectively.
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but Highpants is just out of range.
Jones has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Highpants finds it's way round the side to connect with Jones's head.
It looks like Jigga Jones has been cut.
Jones throws a nice outside leg kick.
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
Jones throws a looping overhand right but Highpants ducks down to avoid it.
Highpants misses with a wild combination.
Highpants looks to land a left hand but Jones moved out of range nicely.
Jones connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Jones slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jones wants to land a leg kick but Highpants is out of range.
Jones motions for Highpants to come forward. Jones throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Highpants half committed to a counter leg kick.
Good leg kick by Jones there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jones avoids the body shot from Highpants.
Highpants throws a big shot that misses.
A swing and a miss from Highpants.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Highpants takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Highpants throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jones throws out a counter right but Highpants avoids it with no problem.
Jigga Jones is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Highpants bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Jones slips a jab and a cross from Highpants.
Highpants clinches with his opponent.
Jones can't find room to land a body shot as Highpants controls the action.
Jones wants to break free but Highpants has control.
Jones is looking to break free of the clinch but Highpants has double underhooks.
Highpants manages to break the clinch.
Highpants walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A decent looking cross lands there for Jones.
Jones lands a right hook to the body.
Highpants loads up on a big right hand but Jones slips the punch.
Highpants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jones.
Highpants ducks under a wild hook from Jones.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones swinging wildly here.
Jones throws a shot from downtown. Highpants moves away and avoids it.
Jones attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Jones feints and then cracks Highpants's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Highpants down.
Highpants ducks right into an uppercut from Jones.
Jones lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Highpants lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jones circles away quickly and effectively.
Jones scores with a nice strike.
Jones uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Highpants.
Jones is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Jones misses with the combination.
Highpants instigates a clinch.
Highpants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A punch combination from Highpants misses.
Jones avoids a punch combination nicely.
Highpants displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jones throws out the jab.
An attempted straight right counter from Highpants misses the target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Highpants takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Highpants has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jones.
Highpants swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jones throws a body shot but no joy.
Jones moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Highpants moves into the clinch.
Highpants digs a right hand underneath Jones's ribcage. Jones let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Highpants keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jones's efforts to push away.
Highpants lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Highpants breaks the clinch.
Highpants slips a jab and a cross from Jones.
Highpants throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jones avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Highpants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jones lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Highpants has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Highpants and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Jones swings for the body but Highpants moves out of range.
Jones thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jones has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Highpants connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A lazy body kick from Jones
and Highpants counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Highpants tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Jones swivels and escapes.
Highpants lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jones's sensitive parts.
Jones fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Highpants checks it well.
Jones dodges the punch combination from Highpants.
Jones wants to counter with a clinch but Highpants pushes him away.
Jones is looking to score with low kicks.
Highpants walks into a jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jones walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Highpants checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Jones fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Jones fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Highpants.
Jones avoids the head kick by Highpants.
Jones tries to score with a low kick but Highpants moves his leg out of the way.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Jigga Jones will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jigga Jones's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Highpants moves out of range easily.
Jones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Highpants missing with a left hand there. Jones was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Highpants throws a head kick that misses.
Highpants throws a looping overhand right but Jones ducks down to avoid it.
Highpants throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Jones slips under a jab from Highpants.
Highpants misses with a body shot.
Highpants tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Jones manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Highpants displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jones throws out the jab.
Highpants darts in and clinches Jones up against the cage.
Highpants blocking some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Highpants lands a left hand.
Highpants lands a left hand.
Jones wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jones has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Highpants manages to break the clinch.
Jones works Highpants's body with a nice hook.
Highpants looks to land a right hand but Jones moved out of range.
Jones scores with a leg kick.
Highpants looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Highpants is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Jones connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Jones takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
No joy there for Highpants, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jones lands a lovely overhand right.
Highpants drops Jones with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Jones! Highpants dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Harry Highpants!
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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