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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Pauline Hanson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steel Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hanson comes to the cage accompanied by Pauline Pantsdown - I Don't Like It. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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213 lbs
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Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pauline Hanson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Steel Penn!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Donald Grub and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hanson misses the shot to the body.
Penn swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
We've been informed that Penn has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hanson thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Penn if he has to take too many more of those.
Hanson ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Hanson swings for the body but Penn moves out of range.
Decent striking displayed by Penn there.
Hanson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hanson wants to clinch up but Penn keeps it at a distance.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Penn! But no joy.
Hanson is looking to clinch but Penn is avoiding it.
A little jabbing left from Penn on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Penn scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Penn takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Penn turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hanson just misses with a punch to the body.
Penn looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Penn thows a left - swing and a miss!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hanson throws a body kick that misses.
Penn avoids the body shot from Hanson.
Penn gets tackled into the cage by Hanson. Hanson maintains the clinch.
Penn blocks an uppercut.
Hanson lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Penn.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hanson.
Hanson scores with a nice hook to the head.
Hanson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Hanson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hanson throws a head punch that misses.
Hanson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right from Hanson.
Penn misses with the head strike.
Hanson blocks an uppercut.
Hanson has a couple of punches blocked by Penn.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hanson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hanson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Penn's elbow.
Penn blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Penn misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Penn.
Hanson tries a body shot but Penn blocks it.
Penn works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Hanson throws a punch but it's blocked by Penn.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hanson.
Penn misses with a punch on the inside.
Penn lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hanson backwards.
Hanson lands with a short shot to the head.
Hanson works on Penn's body with a couple of short punches.
Penn wants to get back to striking at distance but Hanson won't allow it.
Penn blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Penn throws a head punch that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penn blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Penn.
Hanson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hanson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hanson struggles to land a body shot inside as Penn controls his hands.
A short right from Hanson on the inside.
Hanson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Penn lands a hook that snaps the head of Hanson backwards.
Penn swings wildly with an uppercut but Hanson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hanson scores with a nice hook to the head.
Hanson lands a body shot.
Hanson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Penn or not.
Hanson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Penn takes a shot to the head.
Hanson can't find room to land a body shot as Penn controls the action.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hanson misses with a punch on the inside.
Hanson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Penn blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hanson gets through Penn's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Penn tries to throw a body punch but Hanson avoids it by throwing Penn back against the cage.
Hanson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Penn misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hanson scores with a shoulder strike.
Penn is rocked!
Hanson creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Penn crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5,6... it doesn't look like he's going to make it! Penn face plants back to the mat and the referee calls off the fight! Hanson takes it with a brutal technical knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Pauline Hanson!
Post fight, Pauline Hanson took to the microphone: 'I don’t like a puppet without strings,
There's a muppet in the wings and it's saying racist things, I wont cop that, no way. I don't like it. '.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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