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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Bobby Parent (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Falwell's choice of entrance music: Don't Stop Believing. Bobby Parent had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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150 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
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171 cm
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144 lbs
1 - 45 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bobby Parent!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 45 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Falwell shoots in and drives through. Parent sprawls well.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Parent throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Falwell on the side of the head.
Parent thuds a left hand into Falwell's body.
Parent lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Parent gets a double leg takedown into Falwell's guard.
Falwell is rocked!
Parent makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Falwell is still in real trouble! Can Parent finish him?
Falwell can't keep his opponent in guard - Parent advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parent in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Falwell tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Parent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Bobby Parent!
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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