PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Button (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Howard Jeblowme (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeblowme has chosen Time To Waste as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Button
vs
Jeblowme

225 cm
19
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
300 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Arcticus University: London

KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Charlie Button!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Howard Jeblowme!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Cecil Peabody and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Button cracks a nice hook into Jeblowme's ribs.
Jeblowme throws a predictable looking body shot
and Button counters with a straight right hand.
Button cracks Jeblowme with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A slow jab from Jeblowme misses its intended target.
Jeblowme with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Button to score with a decent uppercut.
Jeblowme misses with a right hand
and Button counters with a right hand to the body.
Button seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Button lands with a shot to the body.
Jeblowme throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Button.
Button connects with a looping right hand.
Jeblowme misses with a jab, cross combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jeblowme throws a looping overhand right but Button ducks down to avoid it.
Jeblowme throws an off balance right hand
and Button counters with a straight right hand.
Button lands with a nice body punch.
Jeblowme looks winded!
Jeblowme takes one to the chin there.
Jeblowme takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Howard Jeblowme seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Button connects with a body shot.

Oooooh!!! Button has knocked Jeblowme down with a huge combo! Button steps away and waves a wobbly Jeblowme back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Jeblowme is rocked!

It looks like Howard Jeblowme has been cut.
Button changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jeblowme is still on wobbly legs! Can Button finish him?
Button lands a brutal uppercut that launches Jeblowme off his feet! Jeblowme tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Charlie Button!
In his post fight interview, Charlie Button gave a big smile as he said 'Nom nom I really ate you up boi'.
The defeated Howard Jeblowme had this to say: 'Fuck the mother fucking goat'.