PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alh Woobh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Dinklage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Woobh
vs
Dinklage

189 cm
25
232 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

150 cm
25
250 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Decent elbows
Good chin

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Alh Woobh!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Peter Dinklage!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, David Hoff and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Woobh drives through and clinches with Dinklage against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Woobh throws an elbow but misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinklage.
Woobh missing with knees to the body.
Dinklage tries a knee to the head but Woobh blocks it.
Woobh tries to pull guard but Dinklage won't allow it.
Woobh misses with a knee to the head.
Woobh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinklage's elbow.
Woobh blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dinklage missing with knees to the body.
Dinklage looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Dinklage takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Peter Dinklage has been cut.
Dinklage tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Dinklage with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinklage blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dinklage dodges an elbow strike from Woobh.
Woobh throws an elbow that misses.
Woobh comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Woobh tries a knee to the head but Dinklage blocks it.

Woobh breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinklage keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dinklage tries to counter with a clinch but Woobh shakes him off and moves away.

Woobh fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Dinklage, pushing him back against the cage.
Woobh misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dinklage tries a knee to the head but Woobh blocks it.
Dinklage tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dinklage tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Woobh pushes off an throws an elbow but Dinklage leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Dinklage tries to land a knee to the head but Woobh blocks with his arms.
Dinklage blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dinklage blocks an elbow strike from Woobh.
Dinklage is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Woobh is defending well for now.
Woobh landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Woobh tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dinklage avoids it.
Dinklage lands a good knee to the midsection. Woobh won't want to take too many of those.
Dinklage tries a knee to the head but Woobh blocks it.
Woobh takes a knee right on the jaw!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinklage blocks the elbow strike.
Woobh looking to stall.
Dinklage tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Woobh lands an elbow inside that Dinklage shrugs off.
Woobh blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dinklage with a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Woobh.
Dinklage looks winded!
Dinklage tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Woobh trying to land knees to the body.
Woobh misses with a hook to the ribs.
Woobh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinklage's elbow.
Woobh creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Dinklage blocking some punches.
Dinklage throws a knee to the head but misses.
Woobh lands a nice elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Woobh misses with a punch on the inside.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Woobh.
Dinklage tries to land knees in the clinch but Woobh avoids the damage to the body.
Dinklage blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Woobh misses with an elbow over the top.
Woobh creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dinklage's defenses.
Woobh has a couple of punches blocked by Dinklage.
Woobh utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Woobh missing with knees to the body.
Dinklage crunches a lovely knee into Woobh's ribcage.
Dinklage misses with a knee strike.
Woobh lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Woobh working aggressively here.
Nice elbow from Woobh.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Woobh stalling in the clinch but Dinklage improves position.
Dinklage tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dinklage avoids the elbow strike from Woobh, against the cage.
Woobh pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Woobh is trying to stall.
Dinklage misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Woobh.
Woobh missing with knees to the body.
Dinklage missing with knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Woobh lands an elbow just above Dinklage 's eye.
Dinklage avoids a wild elbow strike from Woobh.
Dinklage trying to land knees to the body.
Dinklage blocks an elbow strike from Woobh.
Dinklage blocking some punches.
Dinklage tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alh Woobh dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Peter Dinklage's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Dinklage drives through and clinches with Woobh against the cage.
Dinklage tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Woobh avoids it.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Woobh takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Woobh gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Woobh lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Woobh misses with a hook from the clinch.
Woobh throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Dinklage with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dinklage tries a knee to the head but Woobh blocks it.
Woobh is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinklage tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dinklage blocks the elbow strike.
Woobh avoiding damage as Dinklage throws knees to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinklage.
Dinklage is breathing heavily.
Woobh looking to slow down the pace here.
Woobh is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Woobh missing with knees to the body.
Woobh misses with a knee to the head.
Dinklage is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Woobh is defending well for now.
Alh Woobh has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Dinklage trying to land knees to the body.
Woobh is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dinklage is defending well for now.
Woobh is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Woobh with a knee to the head.
Dinklage looking to throw knees to the head but Woobh is blocking nicely.
Woobh tries to land knees in the clinch but Dinklage avoids the damage to the body.
Woobh avoiding damage as Dinklage throws knees to the body.
Dinklage with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Woobh throws an elbow but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Woobh landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Woobh tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Woobh creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Woobh is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Dinklage to keep the fight standing.
Woobh on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dinklage with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Woobh stalling the fight.
Dinklage blocking some punches.
Dinklage takes an elbow to the forehead.
Woobh tries a body shot but Dinklage blocks it.
Woobh swings wildly with an uppercut but Dinklage uses good head movement to avoid it.
Woobh stalling the fight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinklage avoids a wild elbow strike from Woobh.
Dinklage blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Woobh crunches a lovely knee into Dinklage's ribcage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Woobh creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dinklage's defenses.
Dinklage takes an elbow to the temple.
Woobh avoiding damage as Dinklage throws knees to the body.
Woobh stalling the fight.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Dinklage avoids the elbow strike from Woobh, against the cage.
Woobh crunches a lovely knee into Dinklage's ribcage.
Woobh looking to slow down the pace here.
Dinklage looking to throw knees to the head but Woobh is blocking nicely.
Woobh will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Dinklage up against the cage.
Dinklage avoiding damage as Woobh throws knees to the body.
Woobh swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Woobh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinklage's elbow.
Stalling in the clinch from Woobh.
Dinklage avoiding damage as Woobh throws knees to the body.
Woobh misses with a body punch.
Dinklage using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Woobh has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
With the fighters up against the cage, Woobh throws an elbow but misses.
Woobh tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinklage tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dinklage dodges an elbow strike from Woobh.
Woobh misses with a punch to the body.
Dinklage takes an elbow to the forehead.
Woobh lands a good knee to the midsection. Dinklage won't want to take too many of those.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Woobh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinklage's elbow.
Woobh pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Woobh lands an elbow just above Dinklage 's eye.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alh Woobh dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Peter Dinklage's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Dinklage tries to keep at a distance but Woobh has taken the fight into the clinch.
Woobh managing to block the knees to the body from Dinklage.
Woobh misses with an elbow over the top.
Woobh on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dinklage tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Woobh throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Woobh misses with an elbow strike.
Woobh working aggressively here.
Woobh throws an elbow but it misses.
Woobh is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Woobh can't find room to land a body shot as Dinklage controls the action.
Woobh tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Woobh misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Woobh effectively controlling the action here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Woobh tries to land a knee to the head but Dinklage blocks with his arms.
Dinklage using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Woobh has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Woobh is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dinklage is defending well for now.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dinklage.
Knees to the body from Dinklage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dinklage looking to throw knees to the head but Woobh is blocking nicely.
Dinklage crunches a lovely knee into Woobh's ribcage.
Dinklage misses with a knee to the head.
Dinklage with a knee to the head.
Dinklage lands a nice knee to the body.
Dinklage throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dinklage tries to land a knee to the head but Woobh blocks with his arms.
Nice elbow from Woobh.
Woobh swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Woobh doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dinklage landing knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
With the fighters up against the cage, Woobh throws an elbow but misses.
Dinklage tries to land a knee to the head but Woobh blocks with his arms.
Woobh stalling in the clinch but Dinklage improves position.
Woobh throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Woobh is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dinklage can do to turn this around?
Woobh looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Woobh lands an elbow just above Dinklage 's eye.
Woobh is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dinklage is keeping busy.
Woobh managing to block the knees to the body from Dinklage.
Woobh tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dinklage avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Woobh misses with a hook to the ribs.
Woobh throws a knee to the head but misses.
Woobh is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dinklage is keeping busy.
Woobh swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dinklage tries a knee to the head but Woobh blocks it.
Dinklage with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dinklage blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dinklage blocks the elbow strike.
Woobh lands a good knee to the midsection. Dinklage won't want to take too many of those.
Dinklage dodges an elbow strike from Woobh.
Woobh throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Woobh tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dinklage avoids it.
Woobh lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Woobh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dinklage's elbow.
Dinklage tries to land knees in the clinch but Woobh avoids the damage to the body.
Woobh misses with an elbow strike.
Woobh tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dinklage avoids it.
Woobh trying to stall but Dinklage improves his position.
Dinklage misses with a knee to the head.
Dinklage blocks a body shot from Woobh.
Alh Woobh is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Woobh blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dinklage takes a knee right on the jaw!
Dinklage avoids the elbow strike from Woobh, against the cage.
Dinklage tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Woobh unloads a knee to the mid-section. Dinklage lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Peter Dinklage has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Woobh misses with a shot to the kidneys.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Alh Woobh.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Woobh, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 30:27
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Alh Woobh!