PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Pike Biscuits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alfred Jarry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biscuits 's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Fight for your right to Party. Pike Biscuits has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Biscuits
vs
Jarry

169 cm
24
137 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

167 cm
25
142 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pike Biscuits !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Alfred Jarry!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Damien Edna and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jarry uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Biscuits .
Jarry takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Biscuits definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.

Biscuits drops Jarry with a nice combination! Biscuits dives into Jarry's guard, looking to finish!

Jarry is rocked!

It looks like Alfred Jarry has been cut.
Biscuits showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Jarry is still in real trouble! Can Biscuits finish him?
Biscuits trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Biscuits passes into half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Biscuits decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
Biscuits connects with a superb combination that knocks Jarry out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles Biscuits before he can land any more shots to the unconscious Jarry!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Pike Biscuits !
Post fight, an emotional Pike Biscuits said 'Party at my place after the show'.