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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Will Parish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dinos Slider Instructor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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195 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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177 cm
25
193 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Experienced |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Will Parish!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dinos Slider Instructor!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Winston Alpacca and Michael Johnstone.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slider Instructor looks to throw the jab but Parish is out of range.
A combination from Parish does no damage.
Slider Instructor looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Parish just misses with a punch to the body.
Parish misses with an uppercut. Slider Instructor saw that one coming.
Slider Instructor doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Will Parish seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parish fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Slider Instructor on the side of the head.
Parish swings for the body but Slider Instructor moves out of range.
Slider Instructor throws a right hand that Parish ducks under and follows up with a left that Parish also avoids with ease.
Parish misses with a series of wild punches.
A little jabbing left from Slider Instructor on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slider Instructor uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Parish.
Parish connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Slider Instructor throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Parish sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slider Instructor dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jab from Parish.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slider Instructor displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Parish throws out the jab.
Parish throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Parish is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Parish throws an off balance right hand
and Slider Instructor counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Parish throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Parish connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Parish misses with a combination
and Slider Instructor makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Slider Instructor looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Parish takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Parish throws a right hand that misses
and Slider Instructor counters with a straight right hand.
Parish definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Slider Instructor throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Parish is breathing heavily.
Slider Instructor lands with an overhand left.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Parish misses with a wild combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slider Instructor misses the shot to the body.
Parish is looking to counter punch.
Slider Instructor lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A punch lands to the side of Slider Instructor 's head but he takes it in his stride.
A slow jab from Parish misses its intended target.
Parish swings for the body but Slider Instructor moves out of range.
Slider Instructor looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Parish misses with a double jab
and Slider Instructor cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slider Instructor looks to land a left hand but Parish moved out of range nicely.
Parish throws out a loose jab but Slider Instructor uses good head movement to avoid it.
Parish misses with a double jab.
Slider Instructor clobbers Parish with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slider Instructor walks into a stiff left hand from Parish.
Slider Instructor drops Parish with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Parish looks back up at him and smiles so Slider Instructor waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Parish is starting to get sloppy and is letting his hands down. Slider Instructor just took advantage and landed a stinging jab. Oh! Now a right hook, right on the button! Parish has gone limp and this one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Dinos Slider Instructor!
A relieved looking Dinos Slider Instructor thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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