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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Fattyfaggot Getscash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rocky Mayweather (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fattyfaggot Getscash!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rocky Mayweather!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Getscash.
Mayweather drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Getscash defends it well.
Mayweather looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Getscash tries a head kick but it misses.
Mayweather looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Mayweather keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Getscash shoots for a takedown but Mayweather saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Getscash. Mayweather shrugs it off though.
Mayweather keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Getscash fails to land with a series of punches.
Getscash fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Mayweather avoids it really well and circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fattyfaggot Getscash. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Getscash doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Mayweather counters by moving into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Getscash breaks the clinch.
Getscash closes the distance and clinches.
Getscash goes for a takedown attempt but Mayweather pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Getscash moves into the clinch.
Getscash escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Getscash closes the distance and clinches up with Mayweather, looking for a takedown. Getscash pushes Mayweather against the cage but Mayweather circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Mayweather shoots in but no luck this time.
Mayweather doesn't manage to clinch there - Getscash circles away.
Getscash gets in close and instigates a clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Getscash gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Getscash looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Getscash prevents Mayweather from standing back up.
Getscash missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Getscash is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Mayweather!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Getscash goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Mayweather turns into him and now he's in Getscash's guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Getscash tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Getscash is adopting a defensive guard.
Mayweather loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Getscash looking for a sweep. Not yet Getscash, not yet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Getscash kicks Mayweather off and gets to his feet.
Getscash shoots for a takedown but Mayweather saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Getscash tries to score a power double leg takedown but Mayweather sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Getscash somewhat.
Getscash stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Getscash wants it to stay on the feet.
Getscash went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Getscash shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Mayweather pinned against the cage. Mayweather gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Getscash throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mayweather stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Fattyfaggot Getscash dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Getscash throws a series of punches but Mayweather avoids them all with ease.
Getscash tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Mayweather defends well and Getscash ends up having to push Mayweather into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Getscash is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mayweather can do to turn this around?
Getscash fails with a takedown attempt.
Mayweather is looking for the big counter here.
Getscash delivers a nice body kick.
Mayweather is breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Getscash tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Mayweather manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Getscash fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fattyfaggot Getscash. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Getscash rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Mayweather moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Horrible takedown attempt by Mayweather or perhaps it was just good defense by Getscash, which made it look bad.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Mayweather is defended easily by Getscash.
Getscash tries to counter with a takedown but Mayweather is quick to defend against it.
No luck for Getscash with that takedown attempt.
Mayweather tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Nice sprawl there from Mayweather as Getscash shoots in.
Mayweather keeps the fight on the outside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mayweather darts in trying to clinch
and Getscash counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Getscash looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Getscash fails with a takedown attempt.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Mayweather.
Getscash shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Mayweather sprawls well. Mayweather wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Getscash gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Getscash dodges the punch combination from Mayweather.
Getscash misses with a series of wild punches.
Getscash misses with a takedown attempt - Mayweather sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Mayweather has managed to clinch.
Mayweather wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Getscash is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Mayweather gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Mayweather breaks the clinch.
Getscash with a lazy takedown attempt
and Mayweather counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Mayweather lands with a thumping leg kick.
Getscash doesn't manage to clinch there - Mayweather circles away.
Mayweather misses with a kick to the body.
Getscash rushes Mayweather and presses him up against the cage.
Getscash pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Getscash closes the distance and pushes Mayweather back into the cage.
Mayweather has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Getscash after a bit of a struggle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Fattyfaggot Getscash will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Getscash looks for a takedown but Mayweather sprawls well.
Getscash misses with a jab, cross combination.
Getscash throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Getscash tries to clinch but Mayweather is having none of it.
Getscash moves into range and clinches up with Mayweather.
Getscash jumps guard and drags Mayweather to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Mayweather trying to control the position from guard on top but Getscash is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Getscash manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Getscash clinches up with Mayweather and pushes him back against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Getscash tries to pull guard but Mayweather forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Getscash jumps guard but Mayweather turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fattyfaggot Getscash. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mayweather is looking to take this one to the mat.
Mayweather with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Getscash goes for a takedown attempt but Mayweather pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Getscash goes for a double leg but Mayweather avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Mayweather continues to drive forward.
Mayweather shoots in looking for a takedown but Getscash manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Mayweather's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Getscash shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Mayweather but Mayweather pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Getscash shoots in for a takedown but Mayweather shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Mayweather shoots in for a takedown but Getscash shows good takedown defense.
As Mayweather looks to move away, Getscash throws a big counter combo bu Mayweather just gets out of the way.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Getscash!
Mayweather has a takedown stuffed.
Getscash seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Getscash fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Getscash fails with the takedown
and Mayweather counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Getscash is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Getscash has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Mayweather is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Getscash is trying to pull guard but Mayweather has him pressed against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mayweather stalling in the clinch but Getscash improves position.
Mayweather is trying to pull guard but Getscash turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Getscash gets underhooks to prevent Mayweather's takedown attempt.
Mayweather is trying to push Getscash away but Getscash has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Getscash's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The fight stays on the outside here - Getscash looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fattyfaggot Getscash is winning the standup battle so far.
Getscash throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Mayweather's waist but Mayweather gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Getscash off to one side.
Mayweather fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Mayweather changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Getscash tries to avoid it but Mayweather manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Getscash to the ground. Getscash escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Mayweather defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Getscash.
And Mayweather tries to counter it with a takedown but Getscash pushes his down on his head and steps out.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Getscash dives in for a single leg takedown but Mayweather sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Getscash.
Horrible takedown attempt by Mayweather or perhaps it was just good defense by Getscash, which made it look bad.
As Mayweather backs away, Getscash returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Getscash lunges at Mayweather with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Mayweather's hand.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Getscash is defended easily by Mayweather.
And that's the end of the fight!
Fattyfaggot Getscash showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Getscash has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:28
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fattyfaggot Getscash!
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