PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mutha Fucka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruce Bee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fucka's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Impaled Nazarene - "Total War/Winter War". Mutha Fucka has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Fucka
vs
Bee

195 cm
18
204 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

200 cm
20
200 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mutha Fucka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bruce Bee!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fucka throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bee pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bee throws a nice head kick!
Bee dodges the punch combination from Fucka.
Fucka misses with a few strikes there.
Fucka swinging wilding here.
Fucka drops Bee with a nice combination! Fucka dives into Bee's guard, looking to finish!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fucka throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Bee looking to hit a scissor sweep but Fucka is one step ahead there.

Bee has his foot on Fucka's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Fucka works his way back into a safe position though.
Bee utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Fucka is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Fucka trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Fucka landing some decent shots from guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Bee escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Fucka gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucka is looking to stand up but Bee won't let him.
Bee is pulling down on Fucka's head to control his posture.
Bee working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Fucka.
Fucka landing with the ground and pound.
Fucka in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Bee looking for a sweep. Not yet Bee, not yet.
Fucka landing with the ground and pound.
Bee preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bee wants to get back to his feet but Fucka is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

Fucka decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Bee looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fucka avoids the head kick by Bee.
Fucka misses with a double jab.
Bee has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Fucka finds it's way round the side to connect with Bee's head.
Fucka throws a head kick that misses.
Bee throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Fucka's waist but Fucka gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Bee off to one side.
Fucka moves out of range of the strikes.
Mutha Fucka is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bee takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Fucka throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bee moves forwards but Fucka connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Bee looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

Bee is rocked!
Fucka throws a series of punches but Bee avoids them all with ease.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Fucka lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fucka lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Fucka.
Bee is still on wobbly legs! Can Fucka finish him?
Fucka closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Fucka throws a nice looking combination but Bee bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Fucka throws a head kick but Bee moves out of range.
Bee seems to have recovered his senses.
Bee shoots in for a takedown but Fucka shows good takedown defense.
Bee fails to land the takedown.
Mutha Fucka has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bruce Bee.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bee tries to clinch up.
Bee shoots in looking for a takedown. Fucka tries to sprawl out of it but Bee keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Fucka manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Good exchange - Fucka coming out on top.
Bee throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Fucka.
Fucka swinging wilding here.
Fucka throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fucka swinging wilding here.
Bee shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Fucka as he avoids it easily.
Fucka slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

Fucka gets caught flat footed, as Bee shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Fucka is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Bee is controlling him.
Bee trying to control the position from guard on top but Fucka is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fucka tries to strike from the bottom.
Fucka with a couple of shots from the bottom there - nothing Bee can't handle though.
Bee slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Fucka takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Fucka pushes Bee away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Bee gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.

Bee decides to stand back up.
Fucka misses with a kick to the body.
Fucka cracks Bee with a right hand to the side of the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bee fails to land the takedown.
Fucka keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Bee tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Fucka swivels and escapes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mutha Fucka dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Bee fails with a takedown attempt.
Bee tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Fucka misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fucka lands a jab to the head.
Bee throws a head kick that misses.
Fucka closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Fucka throws a right and a left that both miss.
No joy there for Fucka, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bee tries to clinch up.
Bee misses with a head kick.
Fucka swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fucka rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bee moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bee looks for a takedown but Fucka sprawls well.

Bee clinches with his opponent.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Bee wants the takedown. Fucka is fighting it off but Bee persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Fucka's guard against the cage.
Bee wants to stand but Fucka is controlling his posture from full guard.
Bee sitting in guard here, content to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bee tries to free his leg and advance position but Fucka is retaining full guard.
Fucka throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.

Fucka scrambles and gets back to his feet.
A punch combination from Fucka misses.
Fucka throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bee.
Bee looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Mutha Fucka has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bruce Bee.
Fucka dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bee is looking to clinch but Fucka is avoiding it.
Fucka fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bee fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Fucka scores with a one two! Bee had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Bee slips a jab and a cross from Fucka.
Bee shoots in but no luck this time.
Bee fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fucka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bee pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fucka throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bee wants to clinch up but Fucka keeps it at a distance.
Fucka connects with the punch.
Bee shoots for a double leg takedown but Fucka sprawls well. He's pushed Bee's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Fucka throws a series of punches but Bee avoids them all with ease.
Fucka throws a head kick that misses.
Fucka throws a looping overhand right but Bee ducks down to avoid it.
Bee misses with the combination.
Mutha Fucka is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fucka lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Fucka works Bee's body with a nice hook.
Fucka throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bee lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
A left and a right from Fucka both land. Nice combination.
Bee tries for a takedown but Fucka sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Fucka with a jab.
Fucka connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Fucka avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bee moves forwards but Fucka connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Fucka lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Fucka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bee closes the distance and clinches up with Fucka, looking for a takedown. Bee pushes Fucka against the cage but Fucka circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Fucka takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Mutha Fucka is winning the standup battle so far.
Fucka looks to land a combination. Bee sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

Bee gets a takedown into half guard.
Fucka pushes Bee off but Bee dives into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fucka throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fucka is trying to buck Bee off.
Fucka is looking to regain half guard here but Bee keeps moving and retains side control.
Fucka wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Fucka is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Bee shoots in but Fucka avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Fucka throws a series of punches but Bee moves out of range.
Bee throws a head kick that misses.
Bee shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Fucka as he jumps to the side.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Mutha Fucka will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Fucka misses with a kick to the body

and Bee counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Bee.

Bee gets to his feet. Fucka looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Good leg kick by Fucka there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A jab from Fucka finds it's way through Bee's defenses.
Bee on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bee tries to clinch there but Fucka circles away.
Fucka throws a left and a right that both miss

and Bee counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Fucka is looking to break free of the clinch but Bee has double underhooks.

Bee pulls guard.
Bee is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

Bee pushes Fucka off and scrambles back to his feet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fucka swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bee will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Fucka misses with a few strikes there.
Fucka waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Bee.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bee defending well as Fucka loads up on a big left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucka throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bee throws a head kick but Fucka moves out of range.
Fucka throws a series of punches but Bee moves out of range.
Fucka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bee fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Fucka throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fucka throws a head kick that misses

so Bee counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

Bee gets to his feet - Fucka follows without any prompting.
Bee shoots in but no luck this time.
Mutha Fucka has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bruce Bee.
Bee shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Fucka as he avoids it easily.
Mutha Fucka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice cross by Fucka.
Fucka keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Fucka misses with a double jab.
Fucka lands a two punch combo.
Fucka falls off balance throwing a combination

and Bee counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Bruce Bee has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bee frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

Fucka somehow manages to escape the mount and get back to his feet!
Fucka stuffs the takedown.
Bee takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Fucka lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Fucka misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bee looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Fucka lands a right hook to the body.
Bee closes the distance and clinches up with Fucka, looking for a takedown. Bee pushes Fucka against the cage but Fucka circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Fucka throws a right and a left that Bee avoids nicely.
Bee is looking to clinch.
Fucka scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Bee buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Fucka!
Fucka listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Bee has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fucka lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bee shoots in and drives through. Fucka sprawls well.
A head kick misses from Fucka.
Bee scores with a push kick.
Fucka moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Bee fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Fucka throws a sloppy head kick and Bee moves out of range easily.
Fucka misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bee shoots in but no luck this time.
Fucka swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Bee counters by clinching up.
Fucka scores with a knee to the head.

Fucka escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Fucka steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Bee. That one must have hurt.
Fucka throws a series of punches but Bee moves out of range.
Fucka throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bee tries to clinch but Fucka is having none of it.
Bee lands a two punch combo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fucka uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bee has time to react.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Bee.
Bee is looking to clinch.
Fucka displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Fucka avoids the head kick by Bee.

Bee shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Bee was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Bee prevents Fucka from getting the reversal.
Fucka flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Fucka is bucking up trying to escape but Bee cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Fucka is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fucka trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.

Fucka defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Bee.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bruce Bee comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Fucka has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 29:28
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Mutha Fucka!