PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pittsburgh Steelers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Diesel Parlsh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Steelers
vs
Parlsh

200 cm
16
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
21
265 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pittsburgh Steelers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Diesel Parlsh!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Russell Pearce and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parlsh misses with an uppercut. Steelers saw that one coming.
Parlsh just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromSteelers.
Diesel Parlsh seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slow jab from Parlsh misses its intended target.
Parlsh pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Steelers tried to counter with a leg kick but Parlsh avoided it.
Steelers fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Parlsh.
Nice defenses there by Steelers.
A head kick misses from Parlsh.
Parlsh fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Steelers on the side of the head.

It looks like Pittsburgh Steelers has been cut.
Steelers digs a good body shot into Parlsh's ribs.
A head kick misses from Parlsh.
A head kick misses from Parlsh.
It looked like Steelers wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Parlsh stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Steelers.
Steelers works Parlsh's body with a nice hook.
Parlsh throws a head kick that misses.
Steelers stuns Parlsh with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Parlsh throws a head kick but Steelers moves out of range.
As Parlsh looks to move away, Steelers throws a big counter combo bu Parlsh just gets out of the way.
Parlsh throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Steelers's head.
Parlsh is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Parlsh looks winded!
Parlsh pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Steelers lands a jab to the head.
Pittsburgh Steelers is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Steelers lands a big head kick that sends Parlsh tumbling to the mat! Steelers takes a step backwards and waves Parlsh back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Parlsh is rocked!

It looks like Diesel Parlsh has been cut.
Steelers is looking to slow Parlsh down with leg kicks.
Parlsh is still on wobbly legs! Can Steelers finish him?
A head kick by Steelers - that's a beauty! Parlsh is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Steelers can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Pittsburgh Steelers!
A very excited looking Pittsburgh Steelers rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.