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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Homer Simpson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Mike Tyson's chin.
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215 lbs
16 - 8 - 0 |
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265 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Counter fighter
Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mike Tyson!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Micheangelo Fripello and Roger Salmon.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tyson misses with a left hand
and Simpson decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Tyson's guard.
Simpson advances position into side control!
Simpson working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Simpson is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Tyson will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Simpson wants to control but Tyson is keeping him busy.
Simpson controlling the position.
Tyson really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Simpson. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Simpson is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Tyson looks calm but he's in trouble here. Simpson gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Tyson is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Simpson lets go of the hold and Tyson can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Homer Simpson!
After the fight, Homer Simpson was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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