PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dr Thork (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anthony Placencia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Placencia is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Eminem - The Monster Ft. Rihanna. Dr Thork is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Thork
vs
Placencia

175 cm
20
165 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

178 cm
27
155 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dr Thork!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Anthony Placencia!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Roger Salmon and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thork takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Thork moves away from the strike by Placencia.

Thork shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Placencia trying to control here.
Thork passes to full mount!
Placencia looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

Thork jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Placencia manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Placencia tries to improve position but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Placencia is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Placencia wants to get back to his feet.
Thork works his foot free and advances to mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Placencia wants to control but Thork is having none of it.
Placencia is controlling an arm, preventing Thork from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest.
Placencia is looking to improve his position but Thork isn't that keen on the idea.
Thork moves to the back.
Thork is not going to allow Placencia to sit and survive in this position.

Thork has both hooks in and is working for a choke. Placencia is in real trouble here. Thork gets an arm under the chin and tightens the submission attempt... is this the end? Yes, Placencia is tapping out! Thork wins by rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Dr Thork!
Dr Thork is the new lightweight champion!
The defeated Anthony Placencia had this to say: 'I'll Train More Harder And Try To Push Myself To The Limit.'.