PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hugh Jindapants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacek Kaminski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jindapants
vs
Kaminski

205 cm
24
225 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

196 cm
22
272 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Good knees
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hugh Jindapants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jacek Kaminski!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Donald Grub and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kaminski tries to clinch there but Jindapants circles away.
Jindapants walks into a straight right hand from Kaminski.

It looks like Hugh Jindapants has been cut.
Jindapants swings for the body but Kaminski moves out of range.
Kaminski closes the distance looking to clinch
and Jindapants counters with a two punch combo.

Kaminski clinches with his opponent.
Kaminski works on Jindapants's body with a couple of short punches.
Kaminski tries to throw a body punch but Jindapants avoids it by throwing Kaminski back against the cage.
Jindapants avoiding damage.
Kaminski missing with knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jindapants using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kaminski has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Kaminski tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jindapants trying to control the position but instead, Kaminski has worked for underhooks and has pushed Jindapants into the cage.
Jindapants swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaminski lands a nice shot to the body.
Kaminski lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jindapants backwards.
Jindapants misses with a punch to the body.
Kaminski is leaning against Jindapants and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Jindapants is breathing heavily.
Kaminski content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Kaminski stalls.
Kaminski presses Jindapants against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kaminski lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Kaminski cracks Jindapants with a nice body shot.
Kaminski is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
A short right from Kaminski on the inside.
Nice body punch from Kaminski.
A hook to the body from Kaminski.
Kaminski misses with a knee strike.
Kaminski lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jindapants is looking to control Kaminski's arms but Kaminski gets an underhook and turns him. Now Jindapants has his back to the cage.
Kaminski blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kaminski missing with knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kaminski slows down the pace here.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Kaminski as Jindapants tries to tie him up.
Kaminski works on Jindapants's body with a couple of short punches.
Kaminski working Jindapants over with knees to the body.
Kaminski is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Kaminski lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kaminski lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jindapants or not.
Come on Kaminski - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Kaminski goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A bit of stalling here from Kaminski.
Kaminski lands a nice knee to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jindapants blocks a body shot from Kaminski.
Kaminski lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Kaminski takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Kaminski.
Kaminski receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Jindapants misses with some punches.
Kaminski manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Kaminski misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kaminski trying to land knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Kaminski.
Kaminski scores a nice knee to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kaminski obliges.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kaminski obliges.
Kaminski is working Jindapants over against the cage.
Kaminski's coach down at Russian Fighting Community Gym was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Kaminski's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Kaminski tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kaminski works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Kaminski utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kaminski obliges.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice body punch from Kaminski.
Kaminski leaning against his opponent.
Kaminski works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Kaminski just leaning against Jindapants, taking a breather.
Kaminski using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kaminski lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jindapants backwards.
Kaminski lands a good knee to the midsection. Jindapants won't want to take too many of those.
Jindapants blocks a body shot from Kaminski.
Jindapants avoiding damage as Kaminski throws knees to the body.
Still in the clinch, Jindapants scores with a nice short uppercut.
Kaminski landing knees to the body.
Kaminski putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jindapants in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Jindapants takes a knee to the side of the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jacek Kaminski dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hugh Jindapants's cut.
That's time! Jindapants's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Kaminski lands a big head kick that sends Jindapants tumbling to the mat! Kaminski takes a step backwards and waves Jindapants back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Jindapants is still looking wobbly from the end of the last round!
BAM! Kaminski delivers a spinning backfist that drops Jindapants like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Jacek Kaminski!
A relieved looking Jacek Kaminski thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.