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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lan Mandragoran (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Bateman's choice of entrance music: Huey Lewis and The News - Hip To Be Square. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Patrick Bateman was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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242 lbs
32 - 17 - 0 |
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203 cm
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274 lbs
31 - 14 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
32 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Lan Mandragoran!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
31 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Patrick Bateman!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Richard Clark and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman tries to score with a low kick but Mandragoran moves his leg out of the way.
Mandragoran attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Patrick Bateman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mandragoran scores with the left hand. Bateman knows he should have avoided that one.
Mandragoran blocks a head kick by Bateman.
Bateman buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Mandragoran keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bateman bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Mandragoran's head.
Bateman connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A telegraphed right hand from Mandragoran misses the target.
Bateman misses with a lunging right hand
letting Mandragoran counter with a right hand.
Bateman misses with a head kick.
Mandragoran throws the kick towards the body but Bateman avoids it.
Mandragoran connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bateman will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Bateman takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Bateman connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Mandragoran's hands.
Mandragoran jabs Bateman to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Mandragoran misses with a body kick.
A countering left hand to the body from Bateman misses.
Mandragoran lunges at Bateman with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Bateman's hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mandragoran scores with the left hand. Bateman knows he should have avoided that one.
Bateman avoids a kick to the body.
Bateman works the jab nicely.
Mandragoran throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Bateman sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Mandragoran displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bateman throws out the jab.
Bateman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bateman misses with a hook
and Mandragoran cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bateman attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Mandragoran throws a body kick that misses.
Bateman misses with an attempted mid kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Mandragoran!
Mandragoran avoids the body shot from Bateman.
Bateman finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Mandragoran looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bateman throws the kick towards the body but Mandragoran avoids it.
Bateman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Mandragoran.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bateman tests Mandragoran's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bateman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mandragoran sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mandragoran throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bateman takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Mandragoran throws a push kick but Bateman slaps the foot to one side.
Mandragoran has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Barracks - LOD in the buildup to the fight.
Bateman gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Mandragoran.
Bateman has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Mandragoran blocks a leg kick.
Bateman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bateman throws a push kick but Mandragoran slaps the foot to one side.
Bateman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bateman scores with a head kick. Mandragoran tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Bateman throws a head kick but Mandragoran moves out of range.
Mandragoran throws the left hand but Bateman avoids the punch easily.
Mandragoran is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Mandragoran lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Bateman throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Bateman on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Mandragoran lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bateman will feel that in the morning.
Bateman looks winded!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mandragoran scores with a push kick.
Mandragoran throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Bateman takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Mandragoran lands a leg kick that knocks Bateman off balance momentarily.
Mandragoran lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bateman will feel that in the morning.
Mandragoran lands with an uppercut that bounces Bateman off the cage and back into range.
Mandragoran pushes Bateman away with a front kick.
Bateman on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Mandragoran. Mandragoran obviously looking to wear him down.
Bateman has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Mandragoran.
Bateman misses with a hook
and Mandragoran counters with a nice low kick that buckles Bateman's knee momentarily.
Mandragoran with a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bateman sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A punch lands to the side of Bateman 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Mandragoran uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bateman.
Mandragoran connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bateman momentarily.
Mandragoran connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bateman. Bateman circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Bateman is rocked!
Bateman bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Mandragoran comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Bateman falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Bateman was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lan Mandragoran!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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