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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Sativa Sensei (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sensei's entrance music is Stevie Ray - Pride and Joy. A fine choice. Homer Simpson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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167 lbs
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156 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
43 - 26 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sativa Sensei!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
52 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Homer Simpson!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, James Atkins and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Simpson misses.
A quick step to the side and Sensei tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sensei moves into range and connects with a jab.
Simpson throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Sensei tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Simpson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Simpson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Sensei misses with a hook. Simpson ducked under it nicely.
Despite the aggression on Simpson's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Sensei seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Some wild striking there from Simpson.
Sensei takes a swing at Simpson's ribcage but misses.
Simpson swinging wildly here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head kick misses from Sensei.
A little jabbing left from Simpson on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Sensei wants to clinch up but Simpson keeps it at a distance.
Sensei scores with a punch to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson throws a low kick but it's checked well by Sensei.
Sensei does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Simpson throws a leg kick
and Sensei cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Simpson connects with a crisp jab.
Simpson misses with a looping right.
Simpson avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Sensei with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Simpson connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Sensei.
Simpson throws out a counter right but Sensei avoids it with no problem.
Sensei moves away from the strike by Simpson.
Sensei throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sensei uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Simpson.
Sensei blocks the body kick.
Sensei checks a leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson is looking to chop away at Sensei's legs.
Sensei tries to counter by clinching up but Simpson breaks away and moves out of range.
Simpson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Simpson misses with a looping left.
Sensei slips a jab and a cross from Simpson.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sensei misses the jab.
Simpson swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Simpson lands a jab to the nose.
A chopping leg kick lands by Simpson.
Sensei pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sensei chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Simpson can pounce on him.
Sensei keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Sensei avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A low kick from Sensei misses
and Simpson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Sensei misses with a looping right.
Sensei throws a head kick but Simpson moves out of range.
Sensei tests Simpson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson lunges at Sensei with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Sensei's hand.
Sensei throws a sloppy head kick and Simpson moves out of range easily.
Sensei scores with a head kick.
Sensei keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Sensei dips to his left and cracks Simpson with an uppercut!
Sensei takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A punch combination from Simpson misses.
Sensei defending well as Simpson loads up on a big left hand.
Simpson throws a wild body kick that Sensei sees coming a mile off.
Sensei throws a half hearted mid kick.
Sensei lunges at Simpson with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Simpson's hand.
Sensei throws a low kick but Simpson avoids it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sensei moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Simpson throws a leg kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Sensei.
Simpson flicks out a counter leg kick but Sensei steps away.
Simpson is looking to slow Sensei down with leg kicks.
Sensei misses with a low kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Sensei, right into the meat.
Sensei on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Simpson scores with a jab to the jaw.
Sensei walks into a stiff left hand from Simpson.
Sensei is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Simpson swats away the attempt to clinch by Sensei.
Sensei pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Simpson is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Sensei looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Sensei walks forward, straight into a front kick from Simpson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Homer Simpson will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Sensei misses with a straight right.
Simpson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Simpson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Simpson loads up on a big right hand but Sensei slips the punch.
A quick step to the side and Sensei tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Simpson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Simpson tests Sensei's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Simpson goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Simpson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Simpson shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Homer Simpson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Simpson pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Simpson throws a low kick but Sensei moves out of range easily.
Sensei pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Sensei feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Simpson's calf.
Simpson with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sensei tries a low kick but Simpson avoids it.
Sensei lands a jab to the nose.
Sensei throws a looping overhand right but Simpson ducks down to avoid it.
Simpson lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Simpson shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Sensei drops his hands momentarily and Simpson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A jab from Sensei finds it's way through Simpson's defenses.
Simpson throws a jab when Sensei was well out of range.
It looked like Sensei was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Simpson.
Simpson walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Sensei checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Sensei throws a lazy head kick
and Simpson counters with an outside leg kick.
Sensei walks into a jab.
A lazy left from Sensei finds it's target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sensei checks the leg kick nicely there.
Simpson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson throws a nice inside leg kick.
Sensei fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Simpson has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Simpson lands with a thumping leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Simpson.
Sensei misses with a looping left.
Sensei gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Simpson.
Simpson throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Sensei stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Sensei takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Sensei on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Sensei tries to clinch there but Simpson circles away.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Sensei crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Simpson - the referee stops the clock and Sensei gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Simpson. Sensei manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Sensei is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Simpson checks the leg kick nicely there.
Sensei backing away here, and Simpson unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Sensei misses with a body kick.
Simpson feints a counter leg kick.
Sensei with a hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Simpson.
Simpson scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Simpson throws a leg kick that is checked
and Sensei counters with a low kick, right behind Simpson 's knee.
A solid leg kick lands there for Simpson.
Simpson chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Simpson lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Sensei stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Simpson.
Nice defenses there by Simpson.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Sensei might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Sensei avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Sensei displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Simpson throws out the jab.
Sensei moves in looking to clinch but Simpson pushes him off.
Sensei moves away from the strike by Simpson.
Sensei misses with a body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sensei scores with a jab to the jaw.
Sensei moves in looking to clinch but Simpson pushes him off.
Simpson throws a hook but Sensei blocks it.
Simpson wants to land a leg kick but Sensei is out of range.
Simpson blocks a head kick by Sensei.
Simpson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Sensei counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Sensei on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Simpson misses with a left hand
and Sensei counters with a nice uppercut.
Simpson lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Simpson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Sensei throws a body punch but Simpson moves out of range.
Sensei lands with a slapping head kick.
Simpson takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homer Simpson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Sensei takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Sensei tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Simpson tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Sensei tried to counter with a leg kick but Simpson avoided it.
Sensei looks to score with a jab to the body but Simpson is just out of range.
Simpson looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Simpson takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Simpson throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Sensei pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Simpson has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Sensei finds it's way round the side to connect with Simpson's head.
Simpson throws a leg kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Simpson lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Sensei at a distance.
Sensei throws a hook to the side of Simpson's head but Simpson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sensei shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Simpson tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Simpson walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Sensei.
Simpson misses with a leg kick.
Simpson throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Simpson loads up on a big right hand but Sensei slips the punch.
Jab by Simpson.
Sensei attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Nice cross by Simpson.
Simpson throws a leg kick but Sensei sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Simpson walks into a straight right hand from Sensei.
Simpson blocks a head kick by Sensei.
Simpson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Sensei misses with an uppercut. Simpson saw that one coming.
Simpson stuns Sensei with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Sensei getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson throws a leg kick but Sensei moved away.
Simpson misses with a low kick.
Sensei throwing a counter right hand but Simpson manages to avoid it.
Sensei walks into a jab.
Sativa Sensei has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sensei lets loose with a powerful body kick. Simpson will feel that in the morning.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Simpson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sensei.
Simpson throws a shot from downtown. Sensei moves away and avoids it.
Simpson lands the left hand.
Sensei fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Simpson manages to avoid it.
Sensei on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Simpson gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Sensei pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Simpson cracks Sensei with a right hand to the side of the head.
Simpson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson throws a series of punches but Sensei moves out of range.
Simpson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sensei throws a sloppy head kick and Simpson moves out of range easily.
Simpson swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A good leg kick by Simpson.
Simpson throws a leg kick
and Sensei counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Sensei fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Simpson is out of range.
Simpson looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Sensei moves away from the strike by Simpson.
A little feinted left hand from Sensei on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Simpson scores with a jab.
Sensei ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Simpson moves away.
Sensei keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Simpson scores with a jab to the jaw.
Simpson misses with an attempted mid kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sensei attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Simpson thows a leg kick but Sensei checks it
and Sensei counters with a nice uppercut.
Sensei misses with a hook.
Sensei lands a big head kick that sends Simpson tumbling to the mat! Sensei takes a step backwards and waves Simpson back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Simpson is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sensei lands a body shot.
Simpson is still on wobbly legs! Can Sensei finish him?
Simpson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Simpson loads up on a big right hand but Sensei slips the punch.
Nice defenses there by Sensei.
Sensei looks for a left high kick but can't connect. Sensei backs up to catch a breather... no he lunges forward with a huge flying knee that smacks Simpson's temple! It sends Simpson violently to the canvas! The crowd goes nuts as Sensei celebrates and the doctors try to help Simpson!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Flying Knee). Sativa Sensei!
A victorious Sativa Sensei thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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hype
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