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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Inappropriate Boner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Tow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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177 cm
26
280 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
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198 cm
26
276 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Very quick |
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Good takedowns
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Inappropriate Boner! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Big Tow! The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Michael Johnstone and Winston Alpacca.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Tow fails with a takedown attempt. Boner lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Big Tow has been cut. Tow tries for a takedown but Boner circles away easily and Boner cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Tow tries to score a power double leg takedown but Boner sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Tow somewhat. Boner is looking to counter with a shot to the body. Boner definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight. Inappropriate Boner has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Big Tow.
Tow bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control. Tow trying to control the position but Boner is working away. Tow in side control, throwing shots but Boner defends. Boner is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Tow misses with the ground and pound. Boner defending against the ground and pound. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Tow looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Boner is avoiding damage well.
Boner knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Tow on the ground. Boner avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Tow. Tow throws an elbow but Boner slips to the side and avoids it well. Boner dodges the ground and pound from Tow. Tow lands a few punches from side control. Boner is trying to escape and get back to his feet. Tow lands a nice forearm strike.
Tow is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Boner has escaped the position, nice work there. Tow throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Tow misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Tow trying to control the position but Boner is working away. Tow is working Boner over with some ground and pound from side control. Tow misses with the ground and pound. An elbow from Tow crashes against the mat.
Tow in side control, throwing shots but Boner defends. Tow trying to control the action but Boner is working from the bottom. Boner dodges the ground and pound from Tow. Check out the look on Tow's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Boner on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Tow wants to lay and pray for a moment but Boner keeps working. Tow scores with a couple of short elbows. Tow advances to full mount.
Boner has left one of his arms exposed and Tow doesn't need a second invitation. He's isolated it and locked on a tight armbar. Boner screams and taps out, obviously in a lot of pain. Hopefully there isn't permanent damage to that arm.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Big Tow! A very excited looking Big Tow rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
34% |
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