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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Alfred Hitscock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vanilla Ice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hitscock comes to the cage accompanied by My Drinking Problem. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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183 cm
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168 lbs
7 - 5 - 0 |
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191 cm
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170 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Alfred Hitscock! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Vanilla Ice! The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Yves DeLean and Elvis Blanc.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Ice fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ice moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. A nice inside leg kick there by Hitscock. That's going to slow Ice down. Ice tries to bum rush Hitscock with a series of wild strikes but Hitscock uses good footwork to avoid the assault. Ice is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two. Hitscock throws a hook but Ice blocks it. Ice lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected. Ice misses with a few strikes there.
Ice moves out of range as Hitscock strikes. Ice just misses with a punch to the body.
Ice misses with a straight left. Ice tries to clinch there but Hitscock circles away.
And Hitscock counters with a quick kick to the body but Ice blocks it. Ice fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hitscock manages to avoid it. Ice moves out of range of the strikes. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Hitscock lands with an overhand left. The fight stays on the outside here - Ice looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Hitscock scores with a jab. Hitscock lands with a good body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round. Ice misses with an uppercut. Hitscock saw that one coming. Ice walks into a stiff left hand from Hitscock.
It looks like Vanilla Ice has been cut. Ice misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
An attempted straight right counter from Hitscock misses the target. Ice pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hitscock jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit. Hitscock is looking to score with low kicks. Ice misses with a series of wild punches.
Ice paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button. Ice's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Ice duly obliges. Ice tries to clinch but Hitscock is having none of it. Hitscock catches Ice with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Ice is rocked! Hitscock knocks out Ice with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Hitscock before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Hitscock picks up the big W with a huge KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Alfred Hitscock! Alfred Hitscock thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
58% |
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