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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ragnar Hjelmslev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hans Gruber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hjelmslev's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I Touch Myself. Hans Gruber has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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178 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ragnar Hjelmslev!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 19 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hans Gruber!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Ian Loll and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hjelmslev ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gruber moves away.
Hjelmslev shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Donk. Hjelmslev catches Gruber right on the button with a cross.
Ragnar Hjelmslev seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hjelmslev misses with a wild body shot.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Gruber!
A looping hook to the body misses from Hjelmslev. Gruber does a little dance to reset his feet.
Gruber stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Hjelmslev.
Gruber avoids the body shot from Hjelmslev.
Hjelmslev throws a series of punches but Gruber moves out of range.
Gruber ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hjelmslev misses with a straight right.
Gruber misses with a double jab.
Gruber takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hjelmslev.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Hjelmslev.
Gruber bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Gruber tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Gruber throwing strikes but Hjelmslev manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gruber tries to improve position but can't.
Gruber is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hjelmslev taking a breather here.
Hjelmslev decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Hjelmslev throws a big shot that misses.
Ragnar Hjelmslev is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hjelmslev throws a nice looking combination but Gruber bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hjelmslev throws a body shot but no joy.
A swing and a miss from Hjelmslev.
Hjelmslev moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Sloppy strikes from Gruber. Those never looked like landing.
Gruber scores with a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Gruber.
Hjelmslev looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Left hook, right uppercut from Hjelmslev.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gruber connects with a looping right hand.
Hjelmslev stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Hjelmslev gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Gruber to score an easy takedown into full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hjelmslev preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Hjelmslev wants to stand but Gruber is controlling the position.
Hjelmslev utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Gruber has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Gruber throws a big right hand that misses.
Gruber throwing strikes from guard but Hjelmslev blocks nicely.
Gruber throws a big right hand that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gruber with a nice head shot there.
Gruber throws a big elbow that misses.
Hjelmslev is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Montreal Fighter's Gym (4.5* Sparring) that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
Gruber is working Hjelmslev over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Gruber trying to control but Hjelmslev is working from the bottom.
Hjelmslev preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Gruber controlling from the top position.
Gruber throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hjelmslev works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Hjelmslev keeping full guard, as Gruber tries to pass.
Gruber wants to control from the top but Hjelmslev keeps moving.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Hjelmslev throws a hook but Gruber blocks it.
Hjelmslev fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gruber manages to avoid it.
Gruber looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Gruber won't allow Hjelmslev to get back to his feet.
Gruber loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Gruber trying to control the position from guard on top but Hjelmslev is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Gruber with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Hjelmslev wants to stand up but Gruber is controlling him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Ragnar Hjelmslev will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Hjelmslev jabs Gruber right on the nose. Gruber blinks but takes it well.
Hjelmslev tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Gruber manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Sloppy strikes from Gruber. Those never looked like landing.
A slow jab from Hjelmslev misses its intended target.
Hjelmslev throws a right hand that Gruber ducks under and follows up with a left that Gruber also avoids with ease.
Gruber takes one on the button.
Gruber is rocked!
Gruber gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Hjelmslev points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Gruber wakes up just in time to hear Hjelmslev thank his coaches in the post fight interview.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ragnar Hjelmslev!
An out of breath and clearly excited Ragnar Hjelmslev thanked Beaver Jooce! for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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