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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Monster Hero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vladislav Munchkin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Monster Hero is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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191 cm
25
239 lbs
12 - 7 - 0 |
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199 cm
32
284 lbs
25 - 15 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Monster Hero! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
25 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Vladislav Munchkin! The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, James Atkins and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Hero shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Munchkin as he avoids it easily. Munchkin displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hero throws out the jab. Hero misses with a body shot.
Munchkin changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt. Munchkin throws a quick inside leg kick. Hero misses with a head kick.
Hero throws a series of strikes that have Munchkin backpedaling.
It looks like Vladislav Munchkin has been cut. Hero drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard. Hero trying to control but Munchkin is working from the bottom. Hero throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. Munchkin working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Hero. Hero content to stall in guard here.
That's one minute gone in the round. Hammerfist, elbow! yells Hero's corner. There ya go! There ya go! Munchkin tries to land a sweep but no joy. Hero tries to free his leg and advance position but Munchkin is retaining full guard. Hero is looking to advance position but Munchkin has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount! Hero working to try and regain half guard.
Hero wants to control but Munchkin is having none of it. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Hero is looking to improve his position but Munchkin isn't that keen on the idea.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace. Munchkin landing strikes from the mount. Hero is desperately trying to improve his position but Munchkin has a good base and remains in mount. Hero is working hard here to advance position. Hero is in a horrible position here. Munchkin smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Munchkin with a couple of short strikes.
Hero is rocked! Munchkin is in full mount looking to finish with strikes. He lands a big shot, followed by another and Hero goes limp! The ref jumps in to end the fight - a big win for Munchkin!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Vladislav Munchkin! Our winner, Vladislav Munchkin, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
41% |
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