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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nick Foles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Cockenschtuff might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus. Foles has chosen Jedi Mind Tricks - Deathless light as his entrance music. Nick Foles will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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269 lbs
34 - 17 - 1 |
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302 lbs
12 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
34 - 17 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lester Cockenschtuff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nick Foles!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Yves DeLean and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Foles scores with a nice head shot.
Foles lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
It looks like Lester Cockenschtuff has been cut.
A shot to the body from Foles misses
enabling Cockenschtuff to counter with a crisp jab.
Foles throws out a powerful jab.
Cockenschtuff cracks the inside of Foles's front leg.
Foles throws a half hearted mid kick.
Cockenschtuff throws a looping overhand right but Foles ducks down to avoid it.
Foles throws a wild body kick that Cockenschtuff sees coming a mile off.
Cockenschtuff ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Foles moves away.
Foles tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cockenschtuff was well out of range. Poor timing from Foles.
Cockenschtuff staying out of range there.
Foles keeps the fight on the outside.
Foles walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cockenschtuff checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Cockenschtuff is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Foles takes a kick to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Foles with the counter takedown but Cockenschtuff avoids it easily.
Foles connects with a jab.
Foles throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Foles thows a left - swing and a miss!
Foles scores with a nice strike.
Cockenschtuff tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Foles paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cockenschtuff gets a clinch.
Cockenschtuff takes an elbow to the forehead.
Foles has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Cockenschtuff misses with a hook from the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Foles.
Cockenschtuff lands an elbow that stopped Foles in his tracks for a moment.
Cockenschtuff lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Foles backwards.
Foles trying to land knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cockenschtuff throws an elbow but it misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Foles's defenses.
Cockenschtuff pushes Foles back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Foles takes a knee to the side of the body.
Foles looks winded!
Cockenschtuff lands an uppercut.
Cockenschtuff lands an elbow just above Foles 's eye.
Foles blocks the elbow strike.
Cockenschtuff unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Cockenschtuff blocks an elbow strike.
Foles prevents a body shot from Cockenschtuff.
Foles has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Cockenschtuff seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Foles can turn it around.
Cockenschtuff misses with a knee to the head.
Cockenschtuff digs a right hand into Foles's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Foles's gas tank.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Foles takes an elbow to the temple.
Foles is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Cockenschtuff is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Foles is defending well for now.
A short right from Cockenschtuff on the inside.
Nice elbow from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Foles tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cockenschtuff lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff misses with the head strike.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Cockenschtuff.
Foles can't find room to land a body shot as Cockenschtuff controls the action.
Foles letting Cockenschtuff take a breather here.
Stalling in the clinch from Foles.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cockenschtuff working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Foles is rocked!
I was talking to Cockenschtuff's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Foles has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Foles landing knees to the head.
Cockenschtuff missing with knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff dips a shoulder and cracks Foles with a mighty uppercut! Foles falls back against the cage and Cockenschtuff unloads with a barrage of strikes! Foles is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Cockenschtuff screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lester Cockenschtuff!
A victorious Lester Cockenschtuff thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
Nick Foles was interviewed post fight and said 'I'll be back!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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