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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Loves To Spooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Web Du Bois (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spooge kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Litte Things - One Direction. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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219 lbs
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220 lbs
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Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Loves To Spooge!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Web Du Bois!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Thiago Cunha and Mauricio Rocha.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spooge throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Du Bois sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Du Bois looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Du Bois tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spooge was well out of range. Poor timing from Du Bois.
A jab from Du Bois finds it's way through Spooge's defenses.
Spooge is looking to land body kicks.
Du Bois swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Spooge lands a nice leg kick that just misses Du Bois's sensitive parts.
Spooge keeps the fight on the outside.
Spooge throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Du Bois takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Du Bois throws a predictable looking body shot
and Spooge counters with an inside leg kick.
Spooge tries a low kick but Du Bois avoids it.
Spooge cracks Du Bois with a right hand to the side of the head.
Spooge moves away from the strike by Du Bois.
Du Bois moves into the clinch.
Du Bois tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Spooge escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Spooge will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spooge moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge ducks under a wild hook from Du Bois.
Spooge misses with a hook.
A clash of legs there as Du Bois blocks the low kick.
Spooge moves forwards but Du Bois connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Du Bois gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Spooge looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Du Bois scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Spooge doesn't seem bothered though.
Spooge avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Du Bois darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Spooge misses with a leg kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Spooge - that will leave a mark!
Spooge bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Du Bois blocks a leg kick.
Spooge sets himself, and Du Bois steps forward looking for the clinch! Spooge avoids it this time.
Spooge lands a nice looking body kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Du Bois avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Du Bois throws a body shot but no joy.
Spooge feints and then cracks Du Bois's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Du Bois down.
A nice leg kick lands there from Spooge.
Du Bois takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A telegraphed right hand from Spooge misses the target.
Spooge tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Du Bois now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Du Bois goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Du Bois has taken the fight to the clinch.
Spooge breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Spooge misses with a combination
and Du Bois counters with a left and a right that stings Spooge.
Spooge throws a low kick but Du Bois avoids it.
Spooge on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Spooge defending well as Du Bois loads up on a big left hand.
Spooge turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge feints and then cracks Du Bois's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Du Bois down.
Jab by Du Bois.
Du Bois has managed to clinch.
Spooge prevents a body shot from Du Bois.
Spooge breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Du Bois blocks the body kick.
Spooge rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Du Bois moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A lazy left from Spooge finds it's target.
Du Bois's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Du Bois moves into the clinch.
Spooge wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Du Bois misses with a hook from the clinch.
Spooge tries to circle away but Du Bois has him pinned against the cage.
Du Bois misses with a punch on the inside.
Spooge breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Du Bois closes the distance and pushes Spooge back into the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Spooge is looking to break free of the clinch but Du Bois has double underhooks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spooge pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Loves To Spooge seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spooge throws a leg kick that is checked
and Du Bois connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Du Bois throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Du Bois moves out of range of the body kick from Spooge.
Du Bois tries to clinch up.
Spooge appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Du Bois throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Spooge throws a low kick but Du Bois moves out of range easily.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Spooge lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Du Bois has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Du Bois and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A cross from Spooge lands.
Du Bois tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spooge was well out of range. Poor timing from Du Bois.
Spooge is looking to slow Du Bois down with leg kicks.
Spooge lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Du Bois wants to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Loves To Spooge will probably get the nod.
That's time! Spooge's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Du Bois is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Du Bois has Spooge up against the cage in a clinch.
Spooge escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Du Bois misses with a looping right.
Du Bois closes the distance and clinches.
Du Bois lands a right hand.
Spooge working hard to break the clinch.
Du Bois fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Du Bois keeps control of Spooge as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Spooge is looking to break free of the clinch but Du Bois has double underhooks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice right hand lands inside from Du Bois.
A nice right hand lands inside from Du Bois.
Spooge breaks the clinch.
Spooge throws a leg kick but Du Bois sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Spooge lands with a thumping leg kick.
Spooge lands with an uppercut that bounces Du Bois off the cage and back into range.
It looks like Web Du Bois has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Du Bois connects with a crisp jab.
Spooge uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Du Bois.
Spooge throws a left and a right that both miss
and Du Bois counters with a straight right hand.
Du Bois checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Du Bois let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Spooge steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Du Bois.
Du Bois misses with a series of wild punches.
Spooge half committed to a counter leg kick.
Danga de danga de dang - Du Bois scores with a four punch combination!
Du Bois on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Du Bois slips under a jab from Spooge.
Spooge throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Du Bois closes the distance and clinches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Du Bois keeps control of Spooge as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Spooge tries to circle away but Du Bois has him pinned against the cage.
Du Bois scores with a hook to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Du Bois looking to stall.
Web Du Bois seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Spooge breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Some bone on bone action there as Du Bois checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Du Bois avoids a kick to the body.
Du Bois has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Du Bois gets a clinch.
A shot in the inside from Du Bois.
Spooge breaks the clinch.
Spooge scoring well with a low kick there.
Spooge throws a lazy body kick
enabling Du Bois to counter with a crisp jab.
Du Bois throws out a powerful jab.
Nice defenses there by Du Bois.
Du Bois is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Spooge with a body shot.
Du Bois is looking to clinch but Spooge is avoiding it.
Du Bois blocks a leg kick.
Loves To Spooge is winning the standup battle so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Du Bois throws a series of punches but Spooge moves out of range.
Spooge fires out a quick counter leg kick but Du Bois just manages to avoid it.
Du Bois throws a nice looking combination but Spooge bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Du Bois wants to clinch but Spooge slips to the side
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Spooge will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Du Bois swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Du Bois works the jab nicely.
Spooge moves away from the strike by Du Bois.
Spooge swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Spooge closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Du Bois checks a leg kick.
Spooge darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Du Bois tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Du Bois lands a jab.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Spooge.
Web Du Bois is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spooge wants to slow Du Bois down by chopping away at his legs.
Du Bois is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Spooge cracks the inside of Du Bois's front leg.
Spooge looks for the body kick but Du Bois saw that one coming.
Du Bois keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Spooge with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Du Bois throws a nice looking combination but Spooge bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Du Bois thuds his right hand into Spooge's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Du Bois checks a low kick from Spooge.
Du Bois closes the distance and clinches.
Du Bois misses with the head strike.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Spooge manages to break the clinch.
Du Bois misses with a jab, cross combination.
Spooge chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A nice inside leg kick there by Spooge. That's going to slow Du Bois down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Web Du Bois showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Web Du Bois's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!
Du Bois has taken the fight to the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Du Bois as the two fighters clinch.
Spooge breaks from the clinch.
Spooge walks into a straight right hand from Du Bois.
Du Bois avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Du Bois keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
You can see that Du Bois has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Spooge connects with an inside leg kick.
Du Bois misses the jab.
Du Bois darts in and clinches Spooge up against the cage.
Spooge looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Spooge's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab lands there for Du Bois.
Spooge scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Du Bois throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Spooge.
Du Bois looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spooge lunges at Du Bois with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Du Bois's hand.
Du Bois is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge connects with a solid leg kick.
Du Bois is still on wobbly legs! Can Spooge finish him?
Du Bois is aggressively charging in as Spooge backs up avoiding any damage. Spooge tosses out a jab and Du Bois runs right into it face first! Du Bois is out cold! Spooge dropped down on all fours and is barking in Du Bois's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Loves To Spooge!
A less than humble Loves To Spooge misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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