PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Captain Toad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paddy McGuiness (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Toad
vs
McGuiness

150 cm
25
240 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

194 cm
25
275 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Captain Toad!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Paddy McGuiness!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Sandra Marshall and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Toad moves out of range as McGuiness strikes.
McGuiness slips under a jab from Toad.
McGuiness misses with an uppercut. Toad saw that one coming.
McGuiness drops his hands momentarily and Toad takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

It looks like Paddy McGuiness has been cut.
Toad fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McGuiness manages to avoid it.
McGuiness looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
The fighters circling - Toad throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Toad throws a shot to the body.
A jab from Toad misses.
Toad throws out a loose jab but McGuiness uses good head movement to avoid it.
Paddy McGuiness seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McGuiness uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Toad.
McGuiness misses with an uppercut.
McGuiness misses with a right hand

and Toad counters with a nice right hand that sends McGuiness toppling to the canvas! McGuiness scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Toad finish him?!

McGuiness is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Toad ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with McGuiness's jaw. McGuiness's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Toad does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Captain Toad!
A relieved looking Captain Toad thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.