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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bill Cosby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harry Palmz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cosby comes into the arena with Hikky Burr blaring out of the sound system. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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192 lbs
10 - 1 - 0 |
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184 cm
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190 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bill Cosby!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Harry Palmz!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Glass and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Palmz fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Palmz moves in looking to clinch but Cosby pushes him off.
Palmz has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Cosby is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Cosby lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Palmz at a distance.
Palmz doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Cosby counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Palmz shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Cosby pinned against the cage. Cosby gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Bill Cosby has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Harry Palmz.
Palmz gets the takedown into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cosby can't do much from the bottom here.
Palmz goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Cosby has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Palmz but great work by Cosby.
Palmz is trying to improve his position.
Palmz is trying to work for a sweep but Cosby has mounted him!
Palmz is looking to improve his position but Cosby isn't that keen on the idea.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Palmz is trying to stand up.
Palmz is working to get back to half guard.
Cosby controlling the position easily from mount.
Cosby working the ground and pound effectively.
Palmz is looking to get to half guard.
Cosby tries to control but Palmz wriggling away.
Cosby takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Palmz tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Cosby tries to control but Palmz wriggling away.
Palmz manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Cosby content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Palmz is not content to let Cosby control the position.
Palmz looking for submissions off his back.
Palmz is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Cosby pulls his head out easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Palmz looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Cosby seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Cosby trying to mount his opponent but Palmz defends it.
Palmz looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Cosby is trying to control. Palmz wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Cosby not doing much here.
Palmz actively working from the bottom here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Palmz is looking to improve his position.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Cosby in particular looking to stall.
Palmz looking for subs from the bottom but Cosby mounts him!
Cosby raining down hammerfists from mount.
Cosby working the ground and pound effectively.
Cosby prevents Palmz from getting the reversal.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cosby trying to control but Palmz is having none of it.
Cosby prevents Palmz from getting the reversal.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bill Cosby dominated that round.
That's time! Cosby's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Palmz fails with a takedown attempt.
Cosby fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Palmz, pushing him back against the cage.
Cosby works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Palmz drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A body shot lands from Cosby.
Palmz looking for a takedown.
Bill Cosby has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Harry Palmz.
Cosby has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Palmz regains guard immediately.
Palmz keeping moving, preventing Cosby from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cosby engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Palmz looking for a guillotine here but Cosby defends easily.
Cosby has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Cosby controls from within his opponent's guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cosby slips nicely into half guard.
Cosby looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Palmz looking for submissions off his back.
Cosby keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Palmz actively working from the bottom here.
Palmz looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Cosby pushes past his half guard into mount!
Palmz is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Cosby landing strikes, looking to finish!
Palmz tries to reverse the position but Cosby maintains control.
Cosby is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Palmz can do to turn this around?
Cosby controlling his opponent.
Palmz tries to reverse the position but Cosby maintains control.
Palmz is breathing heavily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cosby content just to control the position here.
Cosby is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Palmz is in all sorts of trouble here.
Cosby fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Cosby working Palmz over with strikes here.
Palmz is wriggling around trying to escape.
Cosby wants to control the pace but Palmz is squirming around nicely.
Palmz is in all sorts of trouble here.
Cosby controlling the pace for now.
Palmz really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Cosby working the ground and pound effectively.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cosby looking to control but Palmz is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Bill Cosby overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Palmz is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
The referee warns Palmz that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Palmz is looking to improve his position but Cosby isn't that keen on the idea.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cosby controlling the position easily from mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bill Cosby dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Cosby's jab looks to have found its range, popping Palmz under the eye.
Palmz gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Palmz takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cosby connects with a jab.
We've been told by Cosby's head coaches at Koru MMA that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Cosby scores with a kick to the midsection.
Cosby stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Cosby wants it to stay on the feet.
Cosby lands a nice shot that snaps Palmz's head back.
Cosby lands a nice looking body shot.
Cosby scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cosby throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Palmz stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cosby connects with a left and a right that sees a clearly hurt Palmz covering up! Cosby comes in with a big uppercut and Palmz goes doooown! He's slumped up against the cage, eyes staring blankly into space.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Bill Cosby!
Bill Cosby retains his middleweight title!
An intense looking Bill Cosby took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'I'd like to thank my sponsors, "Jello Pudding Pops" and "Quaalude."'.
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