PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nuke Laloosh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Petey Pablo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pablo comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Raise up kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Laloosh
vs
Pablo

200 cm
26
220 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

194 cm
25
204 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Vikai Gear Island

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Nuke Laloosh!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Petey Pablo!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Santiago Holmes and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Laloosh misses with an uppercut.
Laloosh tries to clinch up.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pablo.
Pablo throws a body kick that misses.
Laloosh looks to land a right hand but Pablo moved out of range.
Laloosh throws a nice looking combination but Pablo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Laloosh lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

It looks like Petey Pablo has been cut.
Laloosh drops his hands momentarily and Pablo takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Laloosh takes a jab right on the kisser.
Laloosh with a nice cross.
Pablo looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

Pablo lands a big head kick that sends Laloosh tumbling to the mat! Pablo takes a step backwards and waves Laloosh back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Laloosh is rocked!

It looks like Nuke Laloosh has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pablo lands a nice shot to the body.
Oh Laloosh is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Laloosh has been working on his boxing with his coaches at THE GYM (20 Elite coaches on the Island !!!) in the buildup to the fight.
Pablo will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Laloosh seems to have got his legs back now.
Laloosh throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pablo counters with a nice body kick.
Laloosh avoids a kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pablo looks to land a right hand but Laloosh moved out of range.
Laloosh closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Pablo lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Pablo keeps the fight on the outside.
Laloosh moves out of range as Pablo strikes.
Laloosh ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pablo moves away.
Some wild striking there from Pablo.
A big left from Laloosh misses.
Laloosh throws a hook to the side of Pablo's head but Pablo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A nice side step and Pablo releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pablo.
Laloosh cracks Pablo with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Laloosh throws a shot from downtown. Pablo moves away and avoids it.
Pablo replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Laloosh blocks it well.
A jab from Pablo misses.
Nuke Laloosh seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Laloosh closes the distance and clinches.
Pablo tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Laloosh's elbow.
Laloosh lands with a right to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pablo is leaning against Laloosh and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Pablo doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pablo working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Pablo misses with a punch to the body.
Laloosh lands a shoulder strike.
Pablo misses with a punch on the inside.
Laloosh throws a punch but it's blocked by Pablo.
Laloosh swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pablo misses with a punch on the inside.
Pablo misses with some punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Laloosh.
Laloosh scores with a nice hook to the head.

Pablo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Laloosh misses the shot to the body.
Laloosh missing with a left hand there. Pablo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
It seemed like Pablo was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pablo misses with a kick to the body.
Pablo throws a push kick but Laloosh slaps the foot to one side.
Laloosh stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Laloosh is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Laloosh moves out of range of the body kick.
Laloosh throws an off balance right hand
and Pablo counters with a left to the body.
Laloosh misses with a lunging right hand
and Pablo counters with a right hand to the body.
A jab from Laloosh misses.
A slow jab from Pablo misses its intended target.
Laloosh blocks a low kick nicely.
Laloosh ducks under a wild hook from Pablo.
Pablo lands with a straight right. Laloosh didn't see that one coming.
Some bone on bone action there as Laloosh checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laloosh moves out of range of the body kick.
Pablo misses with a body shot.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Pablo - that will leave a mark!
Laloosh takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Laloosh swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Pablo connects with a body shot that sends Laloosh's belly button to the back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pablo throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Laloosh misses the target.
Laloosh tries to clinch up.

Laloosh clinches with his opponent.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pablo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Laloosh cracks Pablo with a nice body shot.
Laloosh lands with a left to the head.
Laloosh scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Pablo looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Petey Pablo dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Laloosh tries to clinch there but Pablo circles away.
Pablo throws a head kick but Laloosh moves out of range.
Laloosh missing with a left hand there. Pablo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pablo throws a head kick that half lands.
Laloosh loads up on a big right hand but Pablo slips the punch.
Pablo slips under a jab.
Laloosh ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pablo moves away.
Pablo sizes up Laloosh with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Laloosh slips a jab from Pablo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pablo changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Pablo throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Laloosh connects with a nice looking jab.
Laloosh is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Pablo misses with a wild body shot.
Laloosh bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Pablo's head backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pablo throws a lazy right hand but Laloosh sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Laloosh misses the target.
Laloosh fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Laloosh tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Pablo replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Laloosh blocks it well.

Laloosh rushes Pablo and presses him up against the cage.
Pablo has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Laloosh throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Pablos head.
Laloosh goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Pablo fails to land.
A hook to the body from Pablo.
Laloosh misses with some punches.
Laloosh tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Pablo misses with a hook to the ribs.

Pablo breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pablo throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Laloosh on the side of the head.
Laloosh blocks the body kick.
Laloosh ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Laloosh looks to score with a jab to the body but Pablo is just out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laloosh misses with an uppercut. Pablo saw that one coming.
Laloosh wants to clinch up but Pablo keeps it at a distance.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Pablo! But no joy.
Pablo ducks under a wild hook from Laloosh.
Pablo scores with a jab to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laloosh moves in looking to clinch but Pablo pushes him off.
Laloosh fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Laloosh crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Pablo - the referee stops the clock and Laloosh gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Pablo. Laloosh manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Laloosh keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Pablo.
Pablo waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Laloosh.
Laloosh moves forwards but Pablo connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Laloosh misses with a right hand

and Pablo counters with a crisp right hand that drops Laloosh! Pablo lets Laloosh back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Pablo cracks Laloosh with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Pablo has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Laloosh to stand back up!

Nuke Laloosh's cut is getting worse.
Pablo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pablo steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pablo lands with a good body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Pablo scores with a kick to the midsection.
Pablo lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Pablo throws a hook but Laloosh blocks it.
Pablo looks to throw the jab but Laloosh is out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from Laloosh misses its target.
Pablo fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Laloosh to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Laloosh looks to clinch but Pablo throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Laloosh taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Petey Pablo!
Petey Pablo seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.