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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Pike Biscuits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Reginald Buckwalteringstonton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biscuits 's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Fight for your right to Party. Pike Biscuits could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Reginald Buckwalteringstonton's chin.
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169 cm
24
143 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
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175 cm
21
138 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Very confident |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pike Biscuits ! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Reginald Buckwalteringstonton! The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Steve Erwin and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Biscuits scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Buckwalteringstonton doesn't seem bothered though. Buckwalteringstonton pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Buckwalteringstonton is sent reeling backwards by a solid uppercut. He barely regains his balance and Biscuits moves in for the kill throwing a continuous barrage of punches that force the ref to step in.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pike Biscuits ! Pike Biscuits made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Party at my place after the show'. The defeated Reginald Buckwalteringstonton had this to say: 'Can we test this guy for steroids?'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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