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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Patches Meech (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Socket Extender (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Meech comes to the cage accompanied by shear it maybe. Extender has chosen BOOM! as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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190 lbs
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190 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 29 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Patches Meech!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Socket Extender!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Robert Douchet and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Extender on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Meech throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Extender.
Extender's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Meech connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Extender scrambles back to his feet.
Meech tries to bum rush Extender with a series of wild strikes but Extender uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Extender looking to score a takedown here. Meech is defending well but Extender drives through and ends up in Meech's guard.
The fighters are working up against the cage. Meech manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Meech breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
No joy there for Extender, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Extender looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Extender throws a sloppy head kick and Meech moves out of range easily.
Meech takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Extender gets a clinch.
Extender content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Extender lands a right hand that snaps the head of Meech backwards.
Meech's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Extender misses the shot to the body.
Extender throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Meech.
Extender looks winded!
Meech tries to bum rush Extender with a series of wild strikes but Extender uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Meech tries to bum rush Extender with a series of wild strikes but Extender uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Extender throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Meech counters with a three punch combo that has Extender backing up. Extender nods at Meech to acknowledge the strikes.
Meech scores with a punch to the head.
It looks like Socket Extender has been cut.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Meech comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Meech swinging wildly here.
Meech tries to bum rush Extender with a series of wild strikes but Extender uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Meech scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Meech swinging wildly here.
Extender is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Meech lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Meech throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Meech throws a right and a left that Extender avoids nicely.
Meech misses with the combination.
A punch combination from Meech misses.
Meech takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Meech keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meech will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meech throws a right and a left that Extender avoids nicely.
Meech throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Extender.
Meech is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Extender.
Meech fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
It seemed like Extender was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Extender looks to score with a jab to the body but Meech is just out of range.
A combination from Meech does no damage.
As Meech backs off Extender throws a huge counter combo but Meech manages to avoid it all.
Meech fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Extender manages to avoid it.
As Meech backs off Extender throws a huge counter combo but Meech manages to avoid it all.
Meech misses with a series of wild punches.
Meech will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A punch combination from Meech misses.
Meech works over Extender's head and body with a nice combination.
Meech fails to land with a series of punches.
Extender looks to land a combination but Meech avoids it well.
Meech swinging wildly here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Meech misses the target.
Meech looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Extender swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Extender throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Extender tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Meech is looking to counter punch.
Meech showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Extender.
Extender throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Meech.
Meech throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Meech misses with a wild combination.
Despite the aggression on Extender's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Meech fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Extender manages to avoid it.
Meech throws a right hand that Extender ducks under and follows up with a left that Extender also avoids with ease.
Meech dodges the punch combination from Extender.
Meech is looking for a counter combo.
Meech throws a right and a left that Extender avoids nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Extender shoots in for a takedown but Meech shows good takedown defense.
Meech lands with a right hand.
Extender uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Meech.
Meech throws out a powerful jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Meech fails to land with a series of punches.
Meech lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Meech defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Extender.
Patches Meech has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Socket Extender.
A punch combination from Meech misses.
Extender dodges the punch combination from Meech.
Extender misses with a double jab.
A lazy left from Meech finds it's target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Meech lands a left and a right that send Extender crashing to the mat, dazed. Meech thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Extender is rocked!
Meech lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Extender circles away quickly and effectively.
Extender is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Extender is still on wobbly legs! Can Meech finish him?
The fight stays on the outside here - Extender looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Meech misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Patches Meech dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Socket Extender's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Extender staying out of range there.
Despite the aggression on Extender's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Extender seems to have recovered his senses.
Extender will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Meech throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Extender.
Meech looks to land a combination but Extender avoids it well.
Meech misses with a double jab.
Extender looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Extender connects with a solid leg kick.
Extender fails with a takedown attempt.
Meech blocks a head kick by Extender.
Meech will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meech throws a series of punches but Extender avoids them all with ease.
Meech throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Extender misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Extender closes the distance and clinches up with Meech, looking for a takedown. Extender pushes Meech against the cage but Meech circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Extender is breathing heavily.
Meech tries to bum rush Extender with a series of wild strikes but Extender uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Sloppy strikes from Meech. Those never looked like landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Meech swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Meech misses with a two punch combination.
Meech lands a jab-cross combination.
Extender tries a head kick but it misses.
Some wild striking there from Meech.
Meech throws a series of punches but Extender moves out of range.
Meech throws out a loose jab but Extender uses good head movement to avoid it.
Extender unleashes a big counter combination but Meech bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Meech misses with the combination.
Extender let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Extender has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Extender misses the shot to the body.
Meech was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Extender takes a shot right to the bread basket.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sloppy strikes from Meech. Those never looked like landing.
Meech is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Extender can do to turn this around?
A head kick by Extender misses
and Meech counters with a two punch combo.
That has opened up Socket Extender's cut even more.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meech pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Extender back to the cage. Meech follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Extender misses with a series of wild punches.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Meech tests Extender's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Meech moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Jab, jab by Meech - just one landing.
Meech misses with a jab, cross combination.
Extender scores with a spinning back kick!
A combination from Meech does no damage.
Nice defenses there by Extender.
Meech looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A left and a right from Meech both land. Nice combination.
Extender pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Extender fails with an attempt to clinch.
Meech was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Sloppy strikes from Meech. Those never looked like landing.
Meech misses with a wild body shot.
Extender fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Meech feinted with a counter takedown.
Socket Extender seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meech throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Meech scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Meech fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Meech throws a right and a left that both miss.
Patches Meech is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Meech lands a body shot.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Meech!
Meech swings for the body but Extender moves out of range.
Meech avoids the head kick by Extender.
Some wild striking there from Meech.
A head kick misses from Extender.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Meech pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
As Meech backs off Extender throws a huge counter combo but Meech manages to avoid it all.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Extender misses with a looping left.
Meech throws a big counter combination but Extender scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Patches Meech is winning the standup battle so far.
A decent looking cross lands there for Meech.
Meech will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Meech will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Meech is working the combinations to good effect here.
Meech throws a nice looking combination but Extender bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Meech lands a jab to the head.
Meech throws a nice looking combination but Extender bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Meech fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Extender manages to avoid it.
Extender misses with a few strikes there.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The fight stays on the outside here - Extender looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Extender slips a jab and a cross from Meech.
Extender showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Meech.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Patches Meech dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Socket Extender's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Meech fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Extender on the side of the head.
Meech throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Extender tries to bum rush Meech with a series of wild strikes but Meech uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Meech appears to be looking for a big counter.
Danga de danga de dang - Meech scores with a four punch combination!
Meech misses with a series of wild punches.
Extender unleashes a big counter combination but Meech bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Meech throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Extender shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Meech.
Meech looks to land a right hand but Extender moved out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Extender dodges the punch combination from Meech.
Extender darts in looking for a takedown but Meech gets double underhooks and turns Extender into the cage.
Meech will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Extender is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Meech rather than just go for the knockout.
Extender dodges the punch combination from Meech.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Extender scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Extender dodges the punch combination from Meech.
A nice combination there by Meech.
Meech throws a nice looking combination but Extender bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Extender misses with a head kick.
Patches Meech is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Meech scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Meech rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Extender moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Extender tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Meech manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A quick step to the side and Meech tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Meech stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Meech wants it to stay on the feet.
Patches Meech has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Socket Extender.
Meech cracks Extender with an open hand slap.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Extender walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Extender staying out of range there.
Meech misses with a jab, cross combination.
Extender looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Meech fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Extender tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Extender throws a lazy right hand but Meech sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A combination from Extender does no damage.
Meech misses with a few strikes there.
Meech throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Extender throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Meech.
Meech throws a right hand that Extender ducks under and follows up with a left that Extender also avoids with ease.
Meech throws a series of punches but Extender avoids them all with ease.
Meech misses with a series of wild punches.
Meech misses with a two punch combination.
No joy there for Meech, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Extender plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Extender misses with a few strikes there.
Extender has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Meech fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Meech throws a series of punches but Extender moves out of range.
Meech looks to land a combination but Extender avoids it well.
Extender fails with a takedown attempt.
Extender showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Meech.
Extender throws a head kick that misses.
No joy there for Meech, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Socket Extender has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Meech throws a right and a left that Extender avoids nicely.
Meech throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Extender is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Meech throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meech throws a right and a left that both miss.
Meech throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Extender throws a combination. Meech tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Extender dodges the punch combination from Meech.
Meech misses with a jab, cross combination.
Extender throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Meech.
Meech lands an overhand right.
Meech paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Meech throws a right and a left that both miss.
Meech avoids a punch combination nicely.
Meech is looking to counter the offense by Extender and move into the clinch.
Meech looks to score with a jab to the body but Extender is just out of range.
A lazy body kick from Extender
and Meech counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Patches Meech is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Meech misses with a few strikes there.
And that's the end of the fight!
Patches Meech showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Meech, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Patches Meech!
A very excited looking Patches Meech rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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