PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Army (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buliwyf Christianson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Army's entrance music is Vagina Coastguard. A fine choice. The crowd seem to be enjoying Christianson's choice of entrance music: Cradel to the Grave. Buliwyf Christianson will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Army
vs
Buliwyf Christianson

189 cm
22
215 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

200 cm
22
265 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Instinct
Mohito Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Buliwyf Christianson!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Army connects with a nice looking jab.
Army takes a swing at Christianson's ribcage but misses.
Christianson tries a quick counter leg kick but Army is wise to it.
Army pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Army comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Army throws a wild body kick that Christianson sees coming a mile off.
Army has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD-Guts & Glory Gym in the buildup to the fight.

Army clinches up with Christianson and pushes him back against the ropes.
Christianson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Army looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Army throws a head punch that misses.
Christianson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

It looks like Dick Army has been cut.
Army is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Army swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Christianson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Christianson throws a punch but it's blocked by Army.
Army blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Christianson jumps guard but Army turns him against the ropes and keeps the fight standing.
Christianson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Nice elbow from Army.

It looks like Buliwyf Christianson has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Army throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Army lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Army lands a hook to the side of the head.
Army lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Christianson backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Army fails to land.
Still in the clinch, Army scores with a nice short uppercut.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Army.
Army lands a body punch in the clinch.
Army lands a nice elbow.
Christianson avoids a wild elbow strike from Army.
Army has a couple of punches blocked by Christianson.
Christianson has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Army seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Christianson can turn it around.
Christianson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Christianson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Army blocking some punches.
Army lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That has opened up Buliwyf Christianson's cut even more.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Army tries to work over Christianson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Army lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Christianson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Army misses with a body punch.
Nice body punch from Army - that landed with a thud.
Army fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Army lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Christianson avoids a wild elbow strike from Army.
Army pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Christianson swings wildly with an uppercut but Army uses good head movement to avoid it.
Army pushes off an throws an elbow but Christianson leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
A short right from Army.
Christianson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Christianson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Army scores with a nice hook to the head.
Christianson throws a punch but it's blocked by Army.
Christianson misses with the head strike.
Army blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Army scores with a nice short uppercut.
Christianson prevents a body shot from Army.
Christianson tries to throw a body punch but Army avoids it by throwing Christianson back against the ropes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Christianson pulls guard successfully.
Army slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.

Christianson has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Army can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Army stopping the sweep attempt from Christianson.

Christianson had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Army defends it easily.
Christianson keeping full guard, as Army tries to pass.
Christianson is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Christianson is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Army is aware though and is defending well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Army postures up.
Christianson trying to control the position here.
Army preventing the sweep.
Christianson is trying to control the position but Army postures up.
Christianson keeping moving, preventing Army from controlling successfully.
Christianson wants to sweep here but Army controlling him for the moment.
Christianson is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Christianson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Army dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!

Army slips a jab from Christianson.
A chopping leg kick lands by Christianson.
Army misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Christianson.
Army throws an overhand right that lands on Christianson's shoulder, as Christianson tries to avoid the shot.
Army's corner calls for a 1-2. Army obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A cross from Army lands.
Army sizes up Christianson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Army blocks a leg kick.
Army punishes Christianson's body with a nice straight punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Army looks to score with a jab to the body but Christianson is just out of range.
Army lands a body shot.
A right-left combo lands from Army.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Christianson misses with a looping left.
Army is looking to counter punch.
Army takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christianson scores with a head kick. Army tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Good shot there by Army.
Dick Army is winning the standup battle so far.
An inside leg kick lands from Army.
A chopping leg kick lands by Army.
Army misses with a hook
and Christianson counters with a thumping low kick.
Army shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Army throws a leg kick but Christianson checks it.
Christianson with the counter takedown but Army avoids it easily.
Christianson misses with a leg kick.
Army lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Army is looking to chop away at Christianson's legs.
Christianson checks a leg kick nicely.

Army clinches up against the ropes.
Christianson tries to throw a body punch but Army avoids it by throwing Christianson back against the ropes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Army.
Army blocking some punches.
Army gets through Christianson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Army tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Army blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Army scores with a nice hook to the head.
Army throws a punch but it's blocked by Christianson.
Christianson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Army swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Army misses with a punch to the body.
Christianson tries to score a body lock takedown but Army shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Christianson looking to throw knees to the head but Army is blocking nicely.
Christianson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Army just misses with a elbow thrown towards Christianson's brow.
Christianson tries to pull guard but Army forces him back to his feet, against the ropes.
Army goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Army stops a takedown attempt from Christianson.
Dick Army has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Buliwyf Christianson.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christianson looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Christianson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dick Army has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Army works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Army presses Christianson against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Christianson is breathing heavily.
A head punch on the inside from Christianson fails to land.
Christianson dodges an elbow strike from Army.
Army lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Army works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Army pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Army lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Christianson backwards.

The cut above Buliwyf Christianson's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Army lands with a right to the head.
Army tries to throw a body punch but Christianson avoids it by throwing Army back against the ropes.
Army misses with a body punch.
A short right from Army.
Christianson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Army comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Christianson softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Army lands an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Christianson misses with a punch to the body.
Army pushes Christianson back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Army is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Christianson can do to turn this around?
Christianson takes an elbow to the forehead.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Christianson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A shot in the inside from Army.
Army pushes off an throws an elbow but Christianson leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Christianson blocks a body shot from Army.
Christianson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Army.

Buliwyf Christianson's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Christianson misses with a punch on the inside.
Army tries a body shot but Christianson blocks it.
Christianson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Christianson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Christianson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Army fails to land.
Army lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Army dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Army with a jab.
Army takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Army connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Christianson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Christianson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Army.
Army moves out of range as Christianson throws a body kick.
Christianson takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Army walks into a stiff left hand from Christianson.
Christianson moves out of range of the body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Army takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Army comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Dick Army seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Army connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Army throws a solid leg kick but Christianson takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Army.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Army looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Christianson changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Good standup being displayed there by Christianson as he connects with a hook.
Christianson throws a shot from downtown. Army moves away and avoids it.
A shot to the liver by Army. Beautiful body shot.

Army fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Christianson, pushing him back against the ropes.
Army lands a body shot.
Army lands a body punch in the clinch.
Christianson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Christianson prevents a body shot from Army.
Army lands an elbow inside.
Army prevents a body shot from Christianson.
A bit of stalling here from Army.
Army tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Christianson's elbow.
Army lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christianson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Army smiles and moves away.
Army lands with a right hand.
Army lands a lovely overhand right.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Buliwyf Christianson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:29 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Dick Army!
Dick Army decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.