PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Joe Blow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peep Stinkleton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Peep Stinkleton has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Joe Blow's chin.

Blow
vs
Stinkleton

183 cm
22
170 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

178 cm
18
160 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Tends to cut

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Joe Blow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Peep Stinkleton!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Stinkleton darts in and clinches Blow up against the cage.
Blow prevents Stinkleton from breaking the clinch.

Stinkleton breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Blow lands a jab to the head.
Blow takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Stinkleton tries to bum rush Blow with a series of wild strikes but Blow uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Stinkleton lands with a slapping head kick.
Stinkleton misses with a jab, cross combination.

Stinkleton gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Blow trying to control but Stinkleton is working from the bottom.
Stinkleton wants to stand but Blow is controlling the position.
Blow stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Stinkleton swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Blow decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Stinkleton wants to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blow avoids the head kick by Stinkleton.
Stinkleton throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
The fight stays on the outside here - Stinkleton looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Stinkleton throws a nice looking combination but Blow bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Peep Stinkleton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stinkleton tries to bum rush Blow with a series of wild strikes but Blow uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Blow takes the fight into the clinch.
Stinkleton has had enough of the clinch but Blow keeps him there for the moment.
Stinkleton wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Stinkleton prevents a takedown attempt there.
Stinkleton wants to break free but Blow has control.
Stinkleton is looking to break free of the clinch but Blow has double underhooks.
Stinkleton wants to break free but Blow has control.

Blow escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Stinkleton throws a nice looking combination but Blow bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Stinkleton misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Blow slips a jab and a cross from Stinkleton.
Blow slips a jab and a cross from Stinkleton.
Stinkleton misses with a two punch combination.
Blow with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Blow fails in his attempt to clinch.
Stinkleton fails to land with a series of punches.
Blow fails to land the takedown.
Blow lands with a shot to the body.
Blow tries for a takedown but Stinkleton sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe Blow. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Blow lands a nice looking body shot.
Stinkleton misses with a double jab.
Stinkleton misses with a few strikes there.
Stinkleton misses with a few strikes there.
A punch lands to the side of Stinkleton 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Stinkleton misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nice takedown defense from Stinkleton. No joy for Blow on that attempt.
Stinkleton scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Stinkleton does no damage.
Stinkleton lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Nice jab there from Blow.
Stinkleton looks gassed!
Blow lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Stinkleton at a distance.

Stinkleton tries to keep at a distance but Blow has taken the fight into the clinch.
Blow is working for takedown but Stinkleton is calmly controlling the position for now.

Blow manages to break the clinch.
Peep Stinkleton is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Stinkleton throws a series of punches but Blow moves out of range.
Blow walks into a straight right hand from Stinkleton.
Blow throws a low kick but it's checked well by Stinkleton.
Stinkleton will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Stinkleton tests Blow's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Stinkleton throws a head kick that Blow semi-blocks.
Stinkleton rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Blow moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blow fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Stinkleton throws a sloppy head kick and Blow moves out of range easily.
Blow misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Stinkleton checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Stinkleton fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Blow scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Stinkleton throws a nice looking combination but Blow bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Blow connects with the punch.
Stinkleton lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Stinkleton.
Stinkleton with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Blow looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Blow has a takedown stuffed.
A punch combination from Stinkleton misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Joe Blow will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Stinkleton scores with a nice head shot.
Stinkleton throws a combination that misses
and Blow counters with a big head kick but Stinkleton shrugs it off.
Stinkleton fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Stinkleton falls off balance throwing a combination

and Blow counters by moving into the clinch.
Blow has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Stinkleton avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Stinkleton keeps control of Blow as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Blow breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Some wild striking there from Stinkleton.
Stinkleton fails to land with a series of punches.
Stinkleton scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Stinkleton swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Stinkleton moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Blow looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Blow misses with a straight right.
Blow tries to move into range but Stinkleton moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stinkleton misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Stinkleton stuffs the takedown attempt from Blow. Blow gets slowly back to his feet.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Stinkleton comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Stinkleton throws a sloppy head kick
and Blow counters with a nice uppercut.
Blow tries to clinch but Stinkleton is having none of it.
Blow tries to clinch but Stinkleton moves out of range.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Blow fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe Blow. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A combination from Stinkleton does no damage.

Stinkleton rushes Blow and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Stinkleton breaks the clinch.
Blow shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Stinkleton but Stinkleton pushes him off and we're back to square one.
A right-left combo lands from Stinkleton.
Stinkleton misses with a series of wild punches.
Joe Blow is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Stinkleton misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blow takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Stinkleton connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Blow's hands.

Stinkleton takes the fight into the clinch.
Stinkleton can't break the clinch.
Stinkleton wants to break the clinch but can't.
Stinkleton has had enough of the clinch but Blow keeps him there for the moment.
Stinkleton wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Blow has him pressed against the cage.
Stinkleton tries to break the clinch but Blow is controlling the position.

Blow decides to pull guard.
Blow looking for a sweep. Not yet Blow, not yet.
Stinkleton wants to get up but he can't break Blow's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Blow trying to strike off his back.
Stinkleton postures up.
Blow wants to sweep but no luck.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blow managing to control the position.
Stinkleton would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Blow showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Stinkleton.
Stinkleton throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Blow counters with a nice leg kick.

Stinkleton gets caught flat footed, as Blow shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Blow prevents Stinkleton from getting back to his feet.
Blow wants to pass the guard but Stinkleton is keeping the position.
Stinkleton is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Blow dives into side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Blow decides to stand up, so the ref orders Stinkleton to his feet.
A lazy left from Stinkleton finds it's target.
Blow will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Stinkleton misses with the combination.
Stinkleton lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Stinkleton throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Stinkleton throws a left and a right that both miss
and Blow counters with a one-two to the body.
Stinkleton throws a combination that misses

and Blow counters with a shoot takedown. Stinkleton fights it but they end up in guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Blow prevents Stinkleton from getting back to his feet.
Blow trying to control the position from guard on top but Stinkleton is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Stinkleton wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Blow manages to pass to side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Blow dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Blow buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nice takedown defense from Stinkleton. No joy for Blow on that attempt.
Some wild striking there from Stinkleton.
Stinkleton throws a combination that misses
and Blow cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Stinkleton will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Blow tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Stinkleton swivels and escapes.
Stinkleton tries to clinch but Blow is having none of it.
Stinkleton ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stinkleton swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Blow counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Stinkleton throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Stinkleton sizes up Blow with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Stinkleton throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Blow counter with a right hand.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Stinkleton moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Stinkleton swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Blow counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stinkleton throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Blow moves in looking to clinch but Stinkleton pushes him off.
Blow throws a big shot that misses.
Blow shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe Blow. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Stinkleton takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Stinkleton throws a nice looking combination but Blow bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Stinkleton fails to land with a series of punches.
Stinkleton misses with a series of wild punches.
Stinkleton moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

Blow has Stinkleton up against the cage in a clinch.
Blow drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Blow prevents Stinkleton from breaking the clinch.
Blow scores a nice knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.

Stinkleton breaks the clinch.
Stinkleton tries to close the distance and clinch but Blow swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Blow fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Stinkleton throws a nice looking combination but Blow bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Stinkleton misses with a combination

and Blow counters with a takedown into side control.
Blow wants to control but Stinkleton is keeping him busy.
Stinkleton wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Blow lands a decent elbow from side control.
Stinkleton pushes Blow away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Blow gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Blow tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Blow wants to control but Stinkleton is keeping him busy.
Stinkleton prevents Blow from improving position.
Peep Stinkleton has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
A left and a right from Stinkleton both land. Nice combination.
Blow misses with a few strikes there.
Stinkleton throws a combination that misses
and Blow counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Nice straight punches there by Blow. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Blow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Blow shoots in for a takedown but Stinkleton shows good takedown defense.
Blow takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Stinkleton closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Stinkleton throws a combination that misses

and Blow counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stinkleton is trying to stand up here but Blow is controlling him well.
Blow is keen to just control but Stinkleton is a slippery customer.
Blow is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Stinkleton is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Joe Blow overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Blow is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Stinkleton!
Stinkleton is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Stinkleton is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Joe Blow is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joe Blow showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Blow, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Blow!