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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Sammer Bammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pierre Silverhielm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Silverhielm has chosen Theme Tune to Islam as his entrance music. Pierre Silverhielm has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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165 cm
25
149 lbs
12 - 3 - 0 |
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165 cm
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135 lbs
32 - 17 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sammer Bammer! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
32 - 17 - 0, fighting out of London, Pierre Silverhielm! The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, William Gold and James Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Silverhielm misses with a head kick.
Silverhielm dips to his left and cracks Bammer with an uppercut!
It looks like Sammer Bammer has been cut. Silverhielm throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bammer lands a head shot. Silverhielm rushes Bammer and presses him up against the cage. Bammer blocks the elbow strike.
Bammer has clasped his hands together around Silverhielm's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done. Bammer is trying to get an arm triangle but Silverhielm is defending well. Bammer is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Silverhielm is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. Bammer thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. Bammer in side control, just content to control the action for now. This has been an exciting period of action! Bammer tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
That's one minute gone in the round. Silverhielm is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Bammer's leg. He's managed it. Nice work. Silverhielm is defending against the submission attempts here by Bammer.
Silverhielm tries to kick Bammer off but Bammer keeps his base steady and stays in half guard. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Bammer wants to lay and pray for a moment but Silverhielm keeps working. Bammer is working for a kimura but Silverhielm is defending it quite comfortably.
Silverhielm has hold of Bammer's hands but Bammer slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
That's two minutes gone in the round. There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action. Silverhielm avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Bammer. Bammer thows a huge punch but Silverhielm dodges it nicely.
Bammer is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Bammer seems to be working for a kimura but Silverhielm defends the submission attempt. The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult. Silverhielm is trying to maintain the position but Bammer is very close to passing his half guard. Bammer looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Silverhielm with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. Bammer seems to be working for a kimura but Silverhielm defends the submission attempt. Bammer is working for a submission of some sort.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Bammer missing with the ground and pound from half guard. Bammer seems to be looking for submissions.
Bammer seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. Silverhielm is trying to stand up here but Bammer is controlling him well. Bammer trying to control the pace. Silverhielm is trying to get back to full guard. Bammer is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Silverhielm sees it coming and defends easily. Bammer moves into full mount! Silverhielm won't be happy about that!
That's four minutes gone in the round. Bammer looking to control but Silverhielm is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. Bammer fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Bammer has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission. Silverhielm is squirming around, avoiding Bammer's attempts to control the action. Silverhielm squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Bammer looking to finish with strikes here!
Silverhielm is trying to stand. Bammer has hold of Silverhielm's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Silverhielm manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Bammer jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Silverhielm manages to avoid the submission attempt. The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Silverhielm gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there! And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sammer Bammer dominated that round. The cut man is working on Sammer Bammer's cut. That's time! Bammer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Bammer walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. A jab from Bammer misses. Silverhielm feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bammer's calf. Silverhielm ducks under a wild hook from Bammer. Bammer avoids the head kick by Silverhielm.
Bammer pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Silverhielm throws a right and a left that both miss. Bammer checks a low kick from Silverhielm. Silverhielm misses with a hook. Bammer ducked under it nicely. Bammer tries to counter with a takedown but Silverhielm is quick to defend against it. Bammer scores with a jab to the head.
Silverhielm goes for a high kick. It partially lands. Bammer loads up on a big right hand but Silverhielm slips the punch. Bammer scores with a three punch combo!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Bammer moves out of range of the strikes. Bammer fails to land the takedown. Bammer slips a straight right by Silverhielm. Bammer swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect. Bammer dives in and grabs Silverhielm's left leg, looking for a takedown. Silverhielm pushes down on Bammer's head and hops out. Silverhielm pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
That's one minute gone in the round. Silverhielm throws a right and a left that both miss. Silverhielm fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bammer shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Silverhielm manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage. Bammer advances to half guard. Silverhielm tries to get to full guard but Bammer has control of the leg. Bammer is looking for a kimura here.
Silverhielm wants to get back to his feet. Silverhielm is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first. Bammer is working for a kimura but Silverhielm is defending it quite comfortably.
Silverhielm is defending against the submission attempts here by Bammer.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Bammer working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. Silverhielm is looking to improve his position.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Bammer in particular looking to stall. Bammer is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Silverhielm sees it coming and defends easily. Silverhielm pushes Bammer off looking to stand but Bammer dives back in and keeps control.
Silverhielm is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Bammer scores with a couple of nice shots. Bammer has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount. Bammer lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Silverhielm is trying to get back to his feet but can't. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Bammer content just to control the position here. Bammer is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Silverhielm has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Silverhielm defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Bammer. Bammer throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage. Bammer prevents Silverhielm from getting the reversal. Silverhielm squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Silverhielm is looking to get to half guard. Bammer looking to ground and pound but Silverhielm is blocking nicely. Bammer throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Silverhielm because Bammer loaded up on that one.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Silverhielm keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Silverhielm is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
Silverhielm in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head. Bammer lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Silverhielm hang on? Silverhielm is trying to stand. Bammer lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Silverhielm hang on? Silverhielm is desperately trying to improve his position but Bammer has a good base and remains in mount. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Silverhielm is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Bammer working for a submission but Silverhielm is keeping him at bay. Silverhielm wants to try and get back to his feet. Bammer looking to control but Silverhielm is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. Sammer Bammer overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far. Bammer controlling his opponent. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sammer Bammer dominated that second round. The cut man is working on Sammer Bammer's cut. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Bammer scores with a crisp jab that stopped Silverhielm in his tracks. A cross from Bammer lands. Silverhielm keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl. Bammer connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. Bammer cracks Silverhielm with a right hand to the side of the head. Silverhielm thows a left - swing and a miss! Silverhielm keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice sprawl there from Silverhielm as Bammer shoots in. Bammer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Silverhielm. Pierre Silverhielm seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Bammer closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Silverhielm quickly recovers to half guard. Silverhielm makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work! Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Bammer fails with a takedown attempt from distance. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sammer Bammer. That's going to take a lot out of him. Silverhielm tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bammer was well out of range. Poor timing from Silverhielm. Bammer blocks a head kick by Silverhielm.
Bammer takes one to the side of the head.
Bammer shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Silverhielm pinned against the cage. Silverhielm gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's one minute gone in the round. Silverhielm swinging wildly here.
Bammer is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all. Bammer gets the takedown into side control. Bammer is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Silverhielm knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. Silverhielm bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet! Bammer misses with the combination.
Silverhielm looks like he wants to counter punch here. Pierre Silverhielm is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Silverhielm lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. Silverhielm listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. Wow, both these guys are really going for it! The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Silverhielm lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. Pierre Silverhielm has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round. Silverhielm loads up on a big right hand but Bammer slips the punch. Pierre Silverhielm seems to be getting the better of the standup. Silverhielm misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bammer.
Bammer throws out a token jab with nothing on it. Silverhielm fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bammer checks it well. Bammer seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance. Silverhielm scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Silverhielm throws a head kick that misses. Silverhielm ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. A big right from Bammer misses. Silverhielm throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Bammer.
Bammer is rocked! Silverhielm gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Bammer to score an easy takedown into full guard. Oh Bammer is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!! Bammer prevents Silverhielm from getting back to his feet. Bammer seems to have got his legs back now. Bammer makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard. Bammer is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Bammer trying to control but Silverhielm is working from the bottom. Silverhielm manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Silverhielm throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Silverhielm swings widly with a right hand
and Bammer counters with a nice double leg into side control. Silverhielm won't be happy with that. Silverhielm explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there! This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Bammer looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily. Excellent takedown into side control there by Bammer. Silverhielm is trying to escape and get back to his feet. Bammer thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Bammer working away. Silverhielm defending against the ground and pound. Silverhielm is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Bammer asserts his dominance and retains side control. Bammer lands a decent elbow from side control. Bammer throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage. Silverhielm is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Bammer's leg. He's managed it. Nice work. Silverhielm pushes Bammer off looking to stand but Bammer dives back in and keeps control.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Bammer wants to take a breather but Silverhielm is having none of it. Bammer is looking for a kimura but Silverhielm is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Bammer to get the leverage. Silverhielm is refusing to be controlled, as Bammer sits in half guard.
And that's the end of the fight! Pierre Silverhielm comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. I think Bammer has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 29:28 Judge William Gold scores the fight 29:28 Judge James Glass scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sammer Bammer! After winning the bout, Sammer Bammer thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility. Pierre Silverhielm spoke after the fight, saying 'It's at times like this, one must reach deeply into his soul,challenge his heart, feel new courage, endure the fuck pain and say 'FUCK ISLAM AND MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE''.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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